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The Flood / Re: An ultimatum
« on: November 06, 2014, 03:57:23 PM »
Probs the only staff member who isn't legendary yet.
would you like to join the cause?

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The Flood / Re: An ultimatum
« on: November 06, 2014, 03:08:50 PM »
i see you faggots are attempting to ignore my demands in hopes that i may forget

silly mistake

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The Flood / Re: Which dictator would you be?
« on: November 06, 2014, 03:01:32 PM »
Hitler did nothing wrong

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The Flood / Re: An ultimatum
« on: November 06, 2014, 03:00:49 PM »

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The Flood / Re: An ultimatum
« on: November 06, 2014, 02:59:37 PM »
That Ebola tab though
i'm currently writing an investigative essay on ebola  ::)

but that's irrelevant to the task at hand

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The Flood / An ultimatum
« on: November 06, 2014, 02:53:33 PM »
i see that i'm still stuck at this boring heroic rank, and if i have to look at it for one day longer i am going to snap. so, this is where my ultimatum comes into play.

if i don't achieve legendary status in 24 hours, i'm going to call my good friends in ISIS and have them turn this website into an advertisement for their kool kids klub.

don't believe me? i'm contacting one of their top members as we speak, so i suggest you take this threat seriously.

y'all have 24 hours.

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The Flood / Re: Hey, Septagon
« on: November 06, 2014, 02:43:19 PM »
isn't that from Arby n the Chief?

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>mfw Jews, Christians, and Muslims share the same God
Or you could, I don't know, stay on topic.

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not at all

the members of my favorite band are all registered Satanists but i don't give a fuck

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For the religious:

What would you do if there was proof that God doesn't exist? How do you think the rest of the world would react to this?

For the non-religious:

How do you think the world would be if God actually presented Himself to the world in a way that was indisputable? Would you continue to reject him or would you change your ways?

I'm talking about the Christian God, by the way.

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The Flood / Re: Friendly Confession Thread
« on: November 06, 2014, 02:25:04 PM »
bump because i want those faggots i wrote about to see my post

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The Flood / Re: Why do I always wake up feeling like shit?
« on: November 06, 2014, 02:04:39 PM »
Because you're fat
you're speaking to yourself

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The Flood / Re: Friendly Confession Thread
« on: November 06, 2014, 01:59:00 PM »
well since i have nothing else to do and nobody really takes me seriously i guess i'll say some nice things about you faggots.

Slash:
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you're a fucking hilarious dude, honestly. i miss the game nights on halo reach where we would make fun of each other like chavs. even though i make fun of your mom in pretty much every other thread i comment in, just know that it's all in good fun and i never mean anything i say to be malicious.
Death:
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my mormon nigger! we've been in that facebook chat for such a long time and had some very deep conversations. you've helped me through my pissy feelings and given me great advice. one day we will actually plan our meet up in Vegas and go ape shit >:)
Tblocks (cocks):
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it feels like you've been around the community for much longer than you actually have, which is a really good thing. i've known you since i first started writing my flood fiction and i must say you haven't changed a bit. you're still the nice syrup-sipping canadian that everyone loves. i miss talking/playing with you on xbox but you're a playstation fag now (praise MS) so i guess there's that.
BC:
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you're a really chill dude who's down to earth and enjoys being helpful to others, which is a rare trait in this day and age. people definitely misunderstand you talking about your car and think that you're just bragging, but i know that's not the case. however, try not to worry about what people here think about you and you'll have a much better time
Max:
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even though i don't necessarily agree with your political and religious views, you're still a chill dude. plus, you're the only person who understands my love for Alkaline Trio
Vien:
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you're a funny ass nigga, man. i've had some genuinely great moments gaming with you on xbox because your humor always puts a smile on my face. that moment when we first did the mickey and goofy impressions is possibly the greatest thing to ever happen to me in an xbox live party.

that's all i've got for now, will probably do more when i'm not so focused on something else

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The Flood / Re: Friendly Confession Thread
« on: November 06, 2014, 01:36:01 PM »
>mfw nobody writes anything nice about me

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The Flood / Re: Isn't it weird
« on: November 06, 2014, 01:27:40 PM »
don't forget that we also shave our nether regions for women (at least i do, not sure about you faggots)

Nope. I don't do that either.
i feel bad for the first woman who dares to enter that dark jungle

What if she prefers the dark jungle and has one of her own?

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The Flood / Re: How Many Humans Does It Require To Install A Lightbulb?
« on: November 06, 2014, 01:24:27 PM »
i dont get it

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The Flood / Re: OI MATES
« on: November 06, 2014, 01:20:27 PM »
bongs will be bongs

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The Flood / Re: Isn't it weird
« on: November 06, 2014, 01:19:28 PM »
don't forget that we also shave our nether regions for women (at least i do, not sure about you faggots)

Nope. I don't do that either.
i feel bad for the first woman who dares to enter that dark jungle

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The Flood / Re: Isn't it weird
« on: November 06, 2014, 01:15:32 PM »
don't forget that we also shave our nether regions for women (at least i do, not sure about you faggots)

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The Flood / Re: prove that Gatsby isn't my alt
« on: November 06, 2014, 01:05:30 PM »
He's brown and you're not
>implying the pictures i post on my gatsby account isn't a random person i found on the internet

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The Flood / prove that Gatsby isn't my alt
« on: November 06, 2014, 01:03:08 PM »
oh that's right, you can't  8)

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The Flood / Re: so i just received booty pictures from Isara and Kiyo
« on: November 06, 2014, 12:59:12 PM »
OP: "I literally cannot stop sucking dicks"

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The Flood / so i just received booty pictures from Isara and Kiyo
« on: November 06, 2014, 12:57:26 PM »
i have achieved the impossible and, i must say, i am quite impressed with these two booties.

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just kidding, join in you faggots
https://plug.dj/sep7

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The Flood / Re: Well, I didn't want to permanently leave.
« on: November 06, 2014, 12:55:31 PM »
thank christ almighty you're back, i was starting to miss all of the drama

Sarcasm?
nope, i actually miss the drama and shit-flinging. makes this place so much more entertaining

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The Flood / Re: So I have decided to get a sex change. :/
« on: November 06, 2014, 12:48:24 PM »
You people have strange ways of filling the plug.DJ room
i have strange ways of filling your mother with my semen

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The Flood / Re: Its true
« on: November 06, 2014, 12:44:58 PM »
I'm addicted to marijuana needles
What, like, just the needles?
i can't stop injecting marijuana into my bloodstream

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The Flood / Re: Well, I didn't want to permanently leave.
« on: November 06, 2014, 12:43:20 PM »
thank christ almighty you're back, i was starting to miss all of the drama

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The Flood / Re: Its true
« on: November 06, 2014, 12:30:55 PM »
I'm addicted to marijuana needles

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The Flood / Re: So I have decided to get a sex change. :/
« on: November 06, 2014, 12:30:27 PM »
But I can't have too many distractions while I'm writing this essay >:(

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