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Messages - Dopameme
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6361
« on: November 14, 2014, 03:06:21 AM »
Why must you make a fool of yourself by begging, Jacket?
It isn't very noble of you.
making a fool of myself is my forte
6362
« on: November 14, 2014, 02:48:51 AM »
ITT: butthurt heroic plebs
fuck you fgt
6363
« on: November 14, 2014, 02:34:33 AM »
Because your a faget
no u
Fite me Irl
when and where fgt
6364
« on: November 14, 2014, 02:26:45 AM »
6365
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:40:21 AM »
When you gonna come to Oklahoma and hang bruh?
lolOklahoma
the real question is, when are you coming down to florida and hang?
Lol eventually. Maybe I'll drive down that way for Spring Break.
we'll smoke hella reefa down here in fort myers
6366
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:28:46 AM »
When you gonna come to Oklahoma and hang bruh?
lolOklahoma the real question is, when are you coming down to florida to hang?
6367
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:26:23 AM »
Has your booty grown?
it hasn't grown but it's definitely looking nicer since i started squatting again
Will your booty defeat Gatsby's booty in the bootython?
>implying i haven't already won
6368
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:22:30 AM »
Has your booty grown?
it hasn't grown but it's definitely looking nicer since i started squatting again
6369
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:17:57 AM »
so....we're all upvoting each other in here, right? 
6370
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:16:56 AM »
What should I do with my life?
whatever makes you happy, man
That doesn't fucking help me survive.
just try to look at things in a different life, try to be positive. even trying to smile will make you happier
6371
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:12:29 AM »
i'm cooler than pretty much all of you faggots combined, why am i stuck at this shitty rank
6372
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:11:30 AM »
What are you such an unrestrained faggot?
do you even english you fgt
do you?
no you don't because faggots can't speak
>implying i'm a faggot
6373
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:10:53 AM »
You literally cannot stop sucking dicks, m80.
that's not a question you fuck ass
6374
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:07:48 AM »
What are you such an unrestrained faggot?
do you even english you fgt
do you?
6375
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:07:32 AM »
What should I do with my life?
whatever makes you happy, man
6376
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:05:14 AM »
What are you such an unrestrained faggot?
do you even english you fgt
6377
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:04:43 AM »
Why are you pulling an all nighter?
Why?
Class registration for next semester opens up at 6 AM and I'm not about to go to sleep for 3 hours and run the risk of missing out
6378
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:03:03 AM »
yeah fgt
6379
« on: November 14, 2014, 01:02:08 AM »
AMA me anything, faggots. I have nothing better to do
6380
« on: November 13, 2014, 12:05:51 PM »
BOOM!
Mr. Torgue
Iron Tarkus
penis
6381
« on: November 13, 2014, 12:01:13 PM »
fucking ron jeremy, lol
6382
« on: November 13, 2014, 11:56:30 AM »
BOOM!
6383
« on: November 13, 2014, 11:52:04 AM »
I'll post a picture of my face I'll post a picture of me giving y'all the finger I've even posted a picture of my booty... but I'll never post my belly button on here! Spoiler lol jk, but i look really fat here so don't make fun of me 
6384
« on: November 13, 2014, 11:46:49 AM »
Well, when the alternate ending to the story is you ending up with police knocking on your door, I think you made a pretty damn good descision.
there's also the possibility of unsafe sex, which definitely would have happened since I didn't have a condom on me...
6385
« on: November 13, 2014, 11:35:30 AM »
story time!
so a few nights ago my roommate and I decided to invite some people over to play Ring of Fire, which is a drinking game consisting of laying out a deck of cards around a Solo cup with each card having a specific rule. throughout the night me and a girl that I've been crushing on were flirting back and forth and when the game eventually stopped I took her out of the room with the intention of hooking up. here's where things get a little controversial.
as we were making our way out of my building she was clearly stumbling and basically relied on me to help her out, and a few minutes after we walked outside she began puking her guts out in the grass. fortunately I wasn't as drunk as everyone else and I was able to realize that she was obviously too intoxicated to know what she was doing, so I decided I would help her back to her room despite her very obvious requests to have me sleep with her.
when I told my roommate what happened the next morning he immediately called me a pussy and that I should have "gotten it in" regardless of how drunk she was. do y'all think I made the right call here? because I'm damn sure I did.
6386
« on: November 12, 2014, 11:07:18 PM »
if you worked at burger king this song would be so relevant
6387
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:12:39 PM »
pics or you're lying
6388
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:06:59 PM »
bumpdiddly
6389
« on: November 12, 2014, 08:17:06 PM »
you seem like a chill dude who i would definitely 420 blaze with
6390
« on: November 12, 2014, 07:30:24 PM »
no, but I know how to pelvis
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