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The Flood / Re: Saucy sexy stories
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:52:37 PM »
One time the cashier's hand touched mine when she gave me my change. Needless to say I had to go home and change
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Saucy sexy stories
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:49:04 PM »
one time i was at a pal's house and his gf was also there. we were chillin, watching a movie, then they disappear and i accidentally find them fucking when i get up to go to the bathroom

moral of the story is that im an awkward third wheel
they were fucking in the bathroom?
no, we were upstairs in a big hangout room and i had to go through my buddy's bedroom to get to the bathroom

i dont know why i didnt think they were banging. i was a pretty dumb kid
did you at least watch them finish or...?
no i went and did my business. i dont remember what happened when i walked back through the bedroom. i think they were still in the bed..
LOL

not sure what i would do in that situation...probably turn right around, slam the door, and walk home or something

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The Flood / Re: Saucy sexy stories
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:47:00 PM »
one time i was at a pal's house and his gf was also there. we were chillin, watching a movie, then they disappear and i accidentally find them fucking when i get up to go to the bathroom

moral of the story is that im an awkward third wheel
they were fucking in the bathroom?
no, we were upstairs in a big hangout room and i had to go through my buddy's bedroom to get to the bathroom

i dont know why i didnt think they were banging. i was a pretty dumb kid
did you at least watch them finish or...?

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The Flood / Re: Saucy sexy stories
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:44:46 PM »
Pix of girl?
sorry m80, not gonna post them here

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The Flood / Re: Saucy sexy stories
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:44:30 PM »
one time i was at a pal's house and his gf was also there. we were chillin, watching a movie, then they disappear and i accidentally find them fucking when i get up to go to the bathroom

moral of the story is that im an awkward third wheel
they were fucking in the bathroom?

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The Flood / Re: Saucy sexy stories
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:42:24 PM »
Greentexting required?
greentexting is optional, i just chose to do mine that way

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The Flood / found a gif that perfectly describes Tblocks and Korra
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:37:59 PM »

discuss

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The Flood / Re: CATCH ME, SAMANTHA!!!
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:33:31 PM »
koala be like lol fuck this shit. im getting a frappe
I know you're playing me...but its true.
>Predictable white girl
>Predictable fgt
>Predictable response
>predictable maymay arrow

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The Flood / Re: Saucy sexy stories
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:31:29 PM »
OP is the worst wingman on planet earth
when it comes to women I abide by one mantra: Survival of the fittest

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The Flood / Saucy sexy stories
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:28:50 PM »
That's right Flood, I'm feeling rather saucy tonight and I figured I'd make this thread so we can share any sexual stories we have, interesting or not. Guess I'll go first...

>be me
>second week of college
>friend invites me over one night
>made some dank 420 kush brownies
>"sure i'll have one why the fuck not"
>friend tells me that his younger sister came to visit
>sister brought a friend
>my friend has crush on sister's friend
>says how he's gonna have sex with her tonight
>"how can you be so sure of that, anon?"
>"dude trust me"
>girl comes over
>hot as fuck, had pretty big tits and ass
>mfw
>"oh it's on, bitch"
>few hours later me, friend, and 7/10 qt3.14 watching Insidious in friend's room
>friend too bamboozled from dank 420 kush brownies that he fell asleep
>start to snuggle up next to qt3.14 because I'm "scared"
>cuddling intensifies
>go in for the kiss
>making out intensifies
>qt3.14 whispers in ear "do you have a condom?"
>mfw
>clothes come off
>begin having hot sex on air mattress next to sleeping friend
>didn't wake him up multiple time throughout the night
>friend wakes up next morning
>"dude what happened last night?"
> ;D

and he still doesn't know to this day.

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The Flood / Re: I guess should explain the rumors flying around
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:06:10 PM »
Damn it's starting to sound like the game night was rather entertaining, can't believe I missed it :/

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The Flood / Re: Watched members hangout thread
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:58:29 PM »
i bet it's a little creepy knowing that one of the mods are always...watching you.

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The Flood / Re: Just finished recording
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:54:01 PM »
Music is most definitely subjective.

>posts gif which implies that I'm wrong
>doesn't even try to prove how I'm wrong

Spoiler
Why would I bother when anyone who isn't a retard could figure it out?
Then why don't you share that with me, oh enlightened one? I'd love to know how something so opinionated such as music can't be subjective.

oh wait you keep avoiding the actual discussion here.

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The Flood / Re: I guess should explain the rumors flying around
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:51:21 PM »
Yeah...I didn't donate either, and I have my own reasons not to. Philanthropy shouldn't be forced.

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The Flood / Re: Just finished recording
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:44:56 PM »
Music is most definitely subjective.

>posts gif which implies that I'm wrong
>doesn't even try to prove how I'm wrong

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Just finished recording
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:36:23 PM »
This is wasted talent because you actually seem like a good guitarist and have a decent voice. But you waste it on this...
Nah man, music is subjective. I find this to be very meaningful. Music is my "therapy" in a way.
>implying nonchristian music can not be like therapy?

No, this isn't subjective. Christian music like this is just lame because the things said have been said across the entire genre many times over. It's stale.
Music is most definitely subjective. The same thing can be said about literally every genre, quit trying to be a ruseman just because Rocket's music is religious.

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The Flood / Re: Are you a doctor?
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:33:37 PM »
Spoiler
because you just cured my erectile dysfunction ;D

share your pick up lines right hurr
Only on Tuesdays.
when did you get here?

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The Flood / Re: AMA me anything
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:55:29 PM »
on a scale of "straight" to "literally cannot stop sucking dicks," how much of a faggot are you?

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The Flood / Re: Are you a doctor?
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:37:20 PM »
if your pants were a rar file

i would unzip it

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The Flood / Are you a doctor?
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:34:14 PM »
Spoiler
because you just cured my erectile dysfunction ;D

share your pick up lines right hurr

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The Flood / Re: Tinkerbell loves being spanked!
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:26:51 PM »

How does a heterosexual attraction make me homosexual?

it's a joke m8, being called a faggot =/= being called a homosexual

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The Flood / Re: Just finished recording
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:21:48 PM »
muted

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The Flood / Re: Why to people call here me a pedophile?
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:19:58 PM »
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Why to people call here me a pedophile?
you've gone incoherent
How so?
Quote
Quote
Why to people call here me a pedophile?

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The Flood / Re: Tinkerbell loves being spanked!
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:05:22 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Why to people call here me a pedophile?
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:03:00 PM »
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Why to people call here me a pedophile?
you've gone incoherent

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The Flood / Re: slash is a furfag
« on: November 26, 2014, 06:56:47 PM »
Didn't you guys know that Slash is also a diehard weeaboo? Why Cheat allows one of his mods to be this much of a faggot is beyond me

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