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The Flood / Re: Saucy sexy stories
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:52:37 PM »One time the cashier's hand touched mine when she gave me my change. Needless to say I had to go home and change
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The Flood / Re: Saucy sexy stories« on: November 26, 2014, 10:52:37 PM »One time the cashier's hand touched mine when she gave me my change. Needless to say I had to go home and change YouTube 6062
The Flood / Re: CATCH ME, SAMANTHA!!!« on: November 26, 2014, 10:49:46 PM »yes?REF!!matt damon always gets what he wants>implying it was fair game before i joined inHey!touche>implying i'd let a commie into virginia>implying he'll get a finger on me.He'll hit you and say sorry afterwardfite me>Predictable response>Predictable fgt>Predictable white girlkoala be like lol fuck this shit. im getting a frappeI know you're playing me...but its true. 6063
The Flood / Re: Saucy sexy stories« on: November 26, 2014, 10:49:04 PM »LOLno i went and did my business. i dont remember what happened when i walked back through the bedroom. i think they were still in the bed..did you at least watch them finish or...?no, we were upstairs in a big hangout room and i had to go through my buddy's bedroom to get to the bathroomone time i was at a pal's house and his gf was also there. we were chillin, watching a movie, then they disappear and i accidentally find them fucking when i get up to go to the bathroomthey were fucking in the bathroom? not sure what i would do in that situation...probably turn right around, slam the door, and walk home or something 6064
The Flood / Re: Saucy sexy stories« on: November 26, 2014, 10:47:00 PM »did you at least watch them finish or...?no, we were upstairs in a big hangout room and i had to go through my buddy's bedroom to get to the bathroomone time i was at a pal's house and his gf was also there. we were chillin, watching a movie, then they disappear and i accidentally find them fucking when i get up to go to the bathroomthey were fucking in the bathroom? 6065
The Flood / Re: Saucy sexy stories« on: November 26, 2014, 10:44:46 PM »Pix of girl?sorry m80, not gonna post them here 6066
The Flood / Re: Saucy sexy stories« on: November 26, 2014, 10:44:30 PM »one time i was at a pal's house and his gf was also there. we were chillin, watching a movie, then they disappear and i accidentally find them fucking when i get up to go to the bathroomthey were fucking in the bathroom? 6067
The Flood / Re: found a gif that perfectly describes Tblocks and Korra« on: November 26, 2014, 10:43:50 PM »6068
The Flood / Re: Saucy sexy stories« on: November 26, 2014, 10:42:24 PM »Greentexting required?greentexting is optional, i just chose to do mine that way 6069
The Flood / Re: found a gif that perfectly describes Tblocks and Korra« on: November 26, 2014, 10:40:26 PM »lolwhat's so funny m9 6070
The Flood / found a gif that perfectly describes Tblocks and Korra« on: November 26, 2014, 10:37:59 PM »discuss 6071
The Flood / Re: CATCH ME, SAMANTHA!!!« on: November 26, 2014, 10:33:31 PM »>predictable maymay arrow>Predictable response>Predictable fgt>Predictable white girlkoala be like lol fuck this shit. im getting a frappeI know you're playing me...but its true. 6072
The Flood / Re: Saucy sexy stories« on: November 26, 2014, 10:31:29 PM »OP is the worst wingman on planet earthwhen it comes to women I abide by one mantra: Survival of the fittest 6073
The Flood / Saucy sexy stories« on: November 26, 2014, 10:28:50 PM »
That's right Flood, I'm feeling rather saucy tonight and I figured I'd make this thread so we can share any sexual stories we have, interesting or not. Guess I'll go first...
>be me >second week of college >friend invites me over one night >made some dank 420 kush brownies >"sure i'll have one why the fuck not" >friend tells me that his younger sister came to visit >sister brought a friend >my friend has crush on sister's friend >says how he's gonna have sex with her tonight >"how can you be so sure of that, anon?" >"dude trust me" >girl comes over >hot as fuck, had pretty big tits and ass >mfw >"oh it's on, bitch" >few hours later me, friend, and 7/10 qt3.14 watching Insidious in friend's room >friend too bamboozled from dank 420 kush brownies that he fell asleep >start to snuggle up next to qt3.14 because I'm "scared" >cuddling intensifies >go in for the kiss >making out intensifies >qt3.14 whispers in ear "do you have a condom?" >mfw >clothes come off >begin having hot sex on air mattress next to sleeping friend >didn't wake him up multiple time throughout the night >friend wakes up next morning >"dude what happened last night?" > and he still doesn't know to this day. 6074
The Flood / Re: I guess should explain the rumors flying around« on: November 26, 2014, 10:06:10 PM »
Damn it's starting to sound like the game night was rather entertaining, can't believe I missed it :/
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The Flood / Re: Watched members hangout thread« on: November 26, 2014, 09:58:29 PM »
i bet it's a little creepy knowing that one of the mods are always...watching you.
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The Flood / Re: Just finished recording« on: November 26, 2014, 09:54:01 PM »Then why don't you share that with me, oh enlightened one? I'd love to know how something so opinionated such as music can't be subjective.Why would I bother when anyone who isn't a retard could figure it out?>posts gif which implies that I'm wrongMusic is most definitely subjective. oh wait you keep avoiding the actual discussion here. 6077
The Flood / Re: I guess should explain the rumors flying around« on: November 26, 2014, 09:51:21 PM »
Yeah...I didn't donate either, and I have my own reasons not to. Philanthropy shouldn't be forced.
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The Flood / Re: Just finished recording« on: November 26, 2014, 09:44:56 PM »>posts gif which implies that I'm wrongMusic is most definitely subjective. >doesn't even try to prove how I'm wrong Spoiler 6079
The Flood / Re: Just finished recording« on: November 26, 2014, 09:36:23 PM »Music is most definitely subjective. The same thing can be said about literally every genre, quit trying to be a ruseman just because Rocket's music is religious.>implying nonchristian music can not be like therapy?This is wasted talent because you actually seem like a good guitarist and have a decent voice. But you waste it on this...Nah man, music is subjective. I find this to be very meaningful. Music is my "therapy" in a way. 6080
The Flood / Re: Are you a doctor?« on: November 26, 2014, 09:33:37 PM »when did you get here?Only on Tuesdays. 6081
The Flood / Re: AMA me anything« on: November 26, 2014, 08:55:29 PM »
on a scale of "straight" to "literally cannot stop sucking dicks," how much of a faggot are you?
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The Flood / Re: Are you a doctor?« on: November 26, 2014, 08:37:20 PM »if your pants were a rar file 6083
The Flood / Are you a doctor?« on: November 26, 2014, 08:34:14 PM »Spoiler because you just cured my erectile dysfunction share your pick up lines right hurr 6084
The Flood / Re: Tinkerbell loves being spanked!« on: November 26, 2014, 08:26:51 PM »it's a joke m8, being called a faggot =/= being called a homosexualHow does a heterosexual attraction make me homosexual? 6086
The Flood / Re: Why to people call here me a pedophile?« on: November 26, 2014, 08:19:58 PM »How so? Quote
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The Flood / Re: Why to people call here me a pedophile?« on: November 26, 2014, 08:03:00 PM »Quote Why to people call here me a pedophile?you've gone incoherent 6089
The Flood / Re: Fecking shit. I've been waiting for a relevant thread to post this, but now....« on: November 26, 2014, 07:35:39 PM »>Chakas 6090
The Flood / Re: slash is a furfag« on: November 26, 2014, 06:56:47 PM »
Didn't you guys know that Slash is also a diehard weeaboo? Why Cheat allows one of his mods to be this much of a faggot is beyond me
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