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The Flood / Re: how old is everyone
« on: April 20, 2016, 07:20:39 AM »
turning 21 in October 👌🏻👌🏻

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The Flood / Re: wowzers, look at that!
« on: April 20, 2016, 07:18:05 AM »
poke smot everyday

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The Flood / today's the big day, boys
« on: April 20, 2016, 07:05:28 AM »
don't forget to light up a celebratory doobie in honor of the great Adolf Hitler, may his blessed soul forever rest in peace.

happy holidays, brothers ✌🏼️🍁

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Update(if I choose to go):

Gonna be 4 girls + me + my friend in 1 hotel room

They all want to roll

I probably won't cause I just rolled a few days ago

Crazy shit gonna be going down fellas. I'll see if I can record and give a s/o to sep7agon 8) 8)
ayyy this sounds exactly like my trip to EDC Orlando last year. my buddy and i rented a single hotel room with four girls who were crazy af. probably the closest i've ever gotten to being in an orgy

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon is dead
« on: April 15, 2016, 07:28:36 PM »
this site was killed by the animes

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what is "normal" anyway? tbh that word irks me when it's used to describe people

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The Flood / Re: hahaha fuck normies am i right?
« on: April 15, 2016, 11:13:20 AM »
haha fuck gays tbh tbt
thatsa spicy meataballa 👌🏻

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The Flood / hahaha fuck normies am i right?
« on: April 15, 2016, 11:05:27 AM »
ooooh senpai just desu my shit up fam hahaha ^3^ onii chan best waifu desu desu chan hahaha

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get a fake or just don't go to the bar

i mean bro you're a stud, no reason why you should settle for an older girl if you don't have to

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The Flood / Re: Hodor is DJing at my university next Friday
« on: April 14, 2016, 04:28:04 PM »
no way what's his stage name? i wanna check out some of his music

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The Flood / Re: Why are college girls so wild
« on: April 14, 2016, 04:25:02 PM »
daddy issues + newly-found freedom = baaaaad bitches

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The Flood / Re: 3D women are NOT important
« on: April 13, 2016, 11:39:50 AM »
anime culture is so cringey it's disgusting tbh

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The Flood / Re: Just got a $60 parking ticket..
« on: April 12, 2016, 10:54:04 AM »
i got my fucking car towed last night, i don't wanna hear anyone complain

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The Flood / Re: Officer Nasty loves Mary Jane
« on: April 09, 2016, 09:15:24 PM »
"mary jane" is my least favorite slang term for marijuana
which one is your favorite?
none
hmm, never heard that one before

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The Flood / Re: anyone here ever tripped weed?
« on: April 09, 2016, 09:13:08 PM »
You don't trip on weed, that's fucking retarded
this is wrong btw

ingesting enough THC via edibles can produce psychedelic effects similar to shrooms, this can also happen from even smoking too but it has to be A LOT

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The Flood / Re: Official crybaby thread
« on: April 09, 2016, 09:09:22 PM »
i wanna go out with the grillfriend but i wanna play halo 5, but the servers are ded for it.
holy shit you got a qt?!? congrats man :D
ye man, its been 3 weeks i believe so right now its been nice and steady

thanks man
enjoy the honeymoon stage while it lasts and take things slow, but I'm sure you already knew that

how'd you two meet?

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The Flood / Re: Officer Nasty loves Mary Jane
« on: April 09, 2016, 09:06:29 PM »
"mary jane" is my least favorite slang term for marijuana
which one is your favorite?

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The Flood / Re: Officer Nasty loves Mary Jane
« on: April 09, 2016, 09:05:49 PM »
that peter parker guy is a total pussy

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The Flood / Re: I too have not made a thread in a while
« on: April 09, 2016, 08:56:27 PM »
my undying love for Mary Jane

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The Flood / Re: Official crybaby thread
« on: April 09, 2016, 08:53:40 PM »
I've been messing around with this busty hippy chick for almost two weeks now trying to get over my ex, and it's been working tremendously...

but I'm starting to feel her wanting more from me and I'm just not ready for another commitment so soon. I mean she was exactly what I needed to get over my ex and I've enjoyed the short amount of time we've spent together already, but if she asks me for more I'm gonna have to break her heart. :(

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The Flood / Re: Official crybaby thread
« on: April 09, 2016, 08:49:53 PM »
i wanna go out with the grillfriend but i wanna play halo 5, but the servers are ded for it.
holy shit you got a qt?!? congrats man :D

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The Flood / Re: Give me creative pick up lines
« on: April 09, 2016, 08:38:51 PM »
pickup lines only work on tinder

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The Flood / Re: does anyone here know how to shuffle? (dance)
« on: April 09, 2016, 08:37:35 PM »
Yes and no. I'll link you to some great tutorials when I get home brah, all the bodybuilding com niggas love to shuffle cause zyzz
after an hour of practice i already have the running man/T step down, now i have to master the art of combining the two and adding other moves as well
bro don't forget to sprinkler.
YouTube

oh shit

that move will make all the bitches wet

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The Flood / Re: does anyone here know how to shuffle? (dance)
« on: April 09, 2016, 08:32:32 PM »
Yes and no. I'll link you to some great tutorials when I get home brah, all the bodybuilding com niggas love to shuffle cause zyzz
after an hour of practice i already have the running man/T step down, now i have to master the art of combining the two and adding other moves as well

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The Flood / does anyone here know how to shuffle? (dance)
« on: April 09, 2016, 05:22:21 PM »
i'm making it a goal of mine to learn how to shuffle before i go to my next music festival, which is coming up in a little over a month. i'll eventually begin scouring youtube for guides and all that, but if there's anyone here who could offer some advice that i probably won't get from a video, that would be fantastic :D

also i could use any dancing tips in general because, when it comes to dancing, i'm probably the whitest-looking dude on a dance floor

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fuck, i wish i could eat like that...been trying to gain weight for months now

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The Flood / Re: anyone here ever tripped weed?
« on: April 08, 2016, 11:07:31 PM »
Wut.

I've had slight auditory and visits hallucinations, akin to mushroom highs, but I smoked an insane amount.
same, but this was after going through a gram of dabs between 6 people

i honestly did not really enjoy that too much, for some reason it kicked my anxiety into overdrive and made me just want to lie in my bed and pass out

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The Flood / Re: Foolproof way to get laid
« on: April 08, 2016, 05:46:52 PM »
this works for me almost every time

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The Flood / Re: I had sex the other day
« on: April 08, 2016, 10:43:47 AM »
i had bae come over my place last night because we were talking earlier about how disgraceful i am for never watching Cheech & Chong. so she came through, we had some Mary Jane (hippies are the fucking best👌🏻), and ended up fucking for a solid hour and a half before finally getting me to finish by sucking me off.

and then we fucked again this morning before i needed to kick her out so i could get ready for work. it's crazy how good it feels to have sex after a break up, especially when the new girl is hotter than your ex

It's angry break up sex without the anger. Grats man, glad you have someone to spend time with.
of course, man, anger is the most useless emotion in my eyes...

buuut... if i'm ever feeling especially spiteful i'm gonna take a snapchat of me railing bae from behind and send it to my ex. ya know, just so she knows what she's missing out on ;)

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The Flood / Re: I'm bored
« on: April 08, 2016, 10:38:28 AM »
listen to music while stealing candy from babies and doing drugs

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