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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:20:59 PM »
i can't eat fries anymore without this special sauce that my restaurant makes
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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup« on: February 13, 2015, 07:20:59 PM »
i can't eat fries anymore without this special sauce that my restaurant makes
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The Flood / Re: >mfw i work a 16 hour shift on Valentine's Day« on: February 13, 2015, 07:19:44 PM »korra confirmed camcammkIt makes you a cannibal actually.Eating dick makes me the opposite of a faggotBut doesn't that make you one too?Because you're a massive faggot :^)Eating steak then eating dickHow the fuck do we have the same plans... 4323
The Flood / Re: What are my chances of getting laid by a milf on valentines day?« on: February 13, 2015, 07:18:39 PM »that's a risk you must be willing to takejust go to your local organic food store and ask all the stay-at-home milfs for some fuckbut what if I get maced 4324
The Flood / Re: >mfw i work a 16 hour shift on Valentine's Day« on: February 13, 2015, 07:17:11 PM »aye gurl can i get yo numbahEating dick makes me the opposite of a faggotBut doesn't that make you one too?Because you're a massive faggot :^)Eating steak then eating dickHow the fuck do we have the same plans... 4325
The Flood / Re: What are my chances of getting laid by a milf on valentines day?« on: February 13, 2015, 07:13:05 PM »
just go to your local organic food store and ask all the stay-at-home milfs for some fuck
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The Flood / Re: >mfw i work a 16 hour shift on Valentine's Day« on: February 13, 2015, 07:02:38 PM »4327
The Flood / Re: Original Copypasta (Do Not Steal)« on: February 13, 2015, 06:58:35 PM »
dood ebin copy pasta :^)
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The Flood / Re: >mfw i work a 16 hour shift on Valentine's Day« on: February 13, 2015, 06:57:36 PM »lickinglicking what 4329
The Flood / Re: Nicknames you have for other users?« on: February 13, 2015, 06:55:06 PM »Officer Dick Up His AssLOL 4330
The Flood / Re: >mfw i work a 16 hour shift on Valentine's Day« on: February 13, 2015, 06:51:27 PM »Eating steak then eating dickdoubling down on the meat i see 4331
The Flood / Re: >mfw i work a 16 hour shift on Valentine's Day« on: February 13, 2015, 06:49:28 PM »Pounding Noelle, heavily.sounds...fun 4332
The Flood / Re: >mfw i work a 16 hour shift on Valentine's Day« on: February 13, 2015, 06:49:02 PM »It's not like you've got someone to see aside from us anyway, right?false, i hate all of you <3 4333
The Flood / Re: this is the best ice cream« on: February 13, 2015, 06:48:02 PM »
FATSBY FATSBY FATSBY
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The Flood / Re: I drank 2 Monster Energy Drinks this year« on: February 13, 2015, 06:47:21 PM »
i'm guilty of drinking the loca moca java Monsters during long shifts at work when i need a boost of energy, i know they're absolutely terrible for me and i should probably stop but they just work so fucking well
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The Flood / >mfw i work a 16 hour shift on Valentine's Day« on: February 13, 2015, 06:45:32 PM »>boss won't let me see bae what are y'all going to be doing tomorrow? 4336
The Flood / Re: Best Burger Joint?« on: February 12, 2015, 05:49:23 PM »
None of those
Say hello to WTF (Wow That's Fresh), only in Florida, fgts 4337
The Flood / Re: so I just watched Boyhood« on: February 12, 2015, 03:35:26 PM »
This seems like the kind of movie that would make me cry it's so good
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The Flood / Re: [NSFW] My Sis7ine Chapel Mas7erpiece PAR7 7WO, MO7HERFUCKERS« on: February 12, 2015, 03:29:21 PM »
I don't even know what most of that means, would appreciate a description
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The Flood / Re: Nicknames you have for other users?« on: February 12, 2015, 03:19:08 PM »
gasai = nigger
cheat = faggot nigger jew gatsby = fatsby rocketman = rocketwoman korra = avatar nigger tblocks = tcocks kinder = obese sperglord septy = fgt 4340
The Flood / Re: paradox« on: February 11, 2015, 09:25:38 PM »LOL when was this made??I did the physics and you're wrong. You'd need to reach past light speed to penetrate your own anus, but you'd only be penetrating the light of your anus.an anus is an anus 4341
The Flood / Re: If you were born in 1997« on: February 11, 2015, 09:22:23 PM »
whats up with the dank mark wahlberg memes
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The Flood / Re: Who here has the best ass? (besides me)« on: February 11, 2015, 05:58:19 PM »guys don't tease me( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 4343
The Flood / Re: Who here has the best ass? (besides me)« on: February 11, 2015, 05:56:37 PM »neither am iBut I'm not a whore.I'm tempted..i'll do it if you do it 4344
The Flood / Re: Who here has the best ass? (besides me)« on: February 11, 2015, 05:54:29 PM »I'm tempted..i'll do it if you do it 4345
The Flood / Re: Who here has the best ass? (besides me)« on: February 11, 2015, 05:50:24 PM »
is this when i post a picture of my booty or what
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The Flood / Re: Who is the overall most attractive person here?(besides me)« on: February 11, 2015, 05:49:48 PM »what's a NORP?as long as I hold my current job the beard cannot returnhow has nobody said me, i'm obviously in the top 5 sexiest specimens herelolno. Grow your beard back and maybe. 4347
The Flood / Re: Who is the overall most attractive person here?(besides me)« on: February 11, 2015, 05:45:51 PM »as long as I hold my current job the beard cannot returnhow has nobody said me, i'm obviously in the top 5 sexiest specimens herelolno. Grow your beard back and maybe. i'm still in the top percentile of sexy people here, which i guess shouldn't be something to be proud of >.> 4348
The Flood / Re: Who is the overall most attractive person here?(besides me)« on: February 11, 2015, 05:13:10 PM »understandable, nobody can compete with ifarted69, that dude is alpha as fuckhow has nobody said me, i'm obviously in the top 5 sexiest specimens hereYou were my second choice 4349
The Flood / Re: Who is the overall most attractive person here?(besides me)« on: February 11, 2015, 05:09:48 PM »
how has nobody said me, i'm obviously in the top 5 sexiest specimens here
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The Flood / Re: Do you Manscape?« on: February 10, 2015, 11:34:52 PM »No, because I'm not a faggot.AFRO DICK ALERT |