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The Flood / Re: flood, help me pick up chicks on tinder
« on: March 11, 2015, 07:17:36 PM »
OH MY FUCKING GOD
help me arky, what's my next move
She said something pretty awkward and bitchy though. Do you really want to hit that?
i don't think you understand how willing i am to get laid right now

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The Flood / Re: flood, help me pick up chicks on tinder
« on: March 11, 2015, 07:11:44 PM »
OH MY FUCKING GOD
help me arky, what's my next move

4083
The Flood / Re: flood, help me pick up chicks on tinder
« on: March 11, 2015, 07:09:09 PM »
I am truly sorry for the late delivery guys, but here it is. I chose arky's comment because it was the first one to make me chuckle
Spoiler

but what do i say next??

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>using narcotics


>cannabis
>narcotic

pick one

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I scored your mother when I could've scored your sister :^)
I don't have a sister

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I scored a 95/100 on the first major essay for this bullshit online humanities class that everyone has to take, and I wrote the entire thing high off my ass

I scored a 152/200 on the second paper and I was more sober than a nun, not sure what to think of this. Maybe I'm better at writing about artsy shit when I'm under the influence

discuss times when you scored much higher than you anticipated on assignments

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The Flood / Re: Drugs are all legal to possess in Ireland...
« on: March 11, 2015, 10:21:55 AM »
just booked my flight to dublin

4088
The Flood / Re: AMA About Testicular Torsion
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:49:57 PM »
Fuuuuck one of my greatest fears. How'd you get it?
I woke up and my balls fucking hurt, docs at hospital said it was probably some infection or something b/c it went away on its own the first time(idk). Second time was in late May/early June and so I tried to just go along thinking it would go away again, yeah it didn't.

Seeing as how they told me they literally have no clue how people get the thing when I asked them, I can't really answer that.
Maybe you shouldn't play tether ball with your testicles.
Whoa, no need to get yourself in a knot over this.
Don't go breakin' my balls now.
Honestly, I'm all tangled up on the issue.
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:42:23 PM »

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The Flood / Re: flood, help me pick up chicks on tinder
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:34:31 PM »
"I'm a minority. Wanna piss your dad off?"
done, now we wait for a response

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:32:53 PM »
I found an old one of me with brown hair
Spoiler
dat makeup

what was it for?

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The Flood / flood, help me pick up chicks on tinder
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:26:15 PM »
i feel like getting laid tonight, and i know that you guys have the best girl advice around.

Spoiler

what should i say?

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:20:38 PM »
ayy lmao

Spoiler
you get gayer every day
only for you, my non lifting faggot

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:19:48 PM »
ayy lmao

Spoiler

all your photos are literally the same......
it's because i don't take many pictures of myself, it's only when i see this thread when i'm on my PC that i take a selfie

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:17:24 PM »
ayy lmao

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Waffle House > Ihop > Dennys
« on: March 10, 2015, 10:55:08 PM »
All of them suck.

#thread
Ihop's chicken & waffles though...

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The Flood / Re: AMA About Testicular Torsion
« on: March 10, 2015, 10:54:04 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Waffle House > Ihop > Dennys
« on: March 10, 2015, 10:46:59 PM »
have you ever looked behind the counter of a waffle house? they have the shittiest, dirtiest kitchens i have ever seen in my life.

last time i was at waffle house i saw one of the girls working there grab a rack of dirty dishes, put it in the dishwasher, and literally just hoses it down with water and puts it back with the clean dishes. that shit's nasty, yo.

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The Flood / Re: Would you eat here?
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:51:22 PM »
that place looks dank af

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The Flood / Re: skeleton man is still a thing
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:28:06 PM »
full skeleton man movie for your viewing pleasure

YouTube

YouTube

YouTube

YouTube

YouTube

YouTube

YouTube

YouTube

YouTube

these videos should all be combined and made into a feature film

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The Flood / Re: skeleton man is still a thing
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:25:28 PM »
but

doesn't this mean skeleton man is inside every single one of us

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The Flood / Re: Popeye's > Church's > KFC
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:00:12 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Popeye's > Church's > KFC
« on: March 10, 2015, 08:58:31 PM »
Bojangles > all of those

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The Flood / Re: Seriously though, about Chic-fil-A
« on: March 10, 2015, 08:57:13 PM »
but i don't eat food because i want to

i eat food because i have to

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The Flood / Re: lol at LGBT faggots who refuse to eat at Chick Fil A
« on: March 10, 2015, 08:33:31 PM »
Place isn't even that good anyway. It's no Bojangles.

I passed by one heading to Dothan for a concert. What do they serve?
dank food

that's all you need to know

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The Flood / Re: lol at LGBT faggots who refuse to eat at Chick Fil A
« on: March 10, 2015, 08:14:18 PM »
Place isn't even that good anyway. It's no Bojangles.
goddamn, Bojangles is good as fuck. I went there once like 2 years ago when me and my brothers drove to north carolina

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The Flood / Re: how are you?
« on: March 10, 2015, 08:12:34 PM »
Got an 85 on the rough draft of my research essay

made a business test my bitch

now I'm flying high, so I guess you could say I've had a pretty good day today

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The Flood / Re: >tfw philosophy teacher thinks suicide is cowardly
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:57:38 PM »
so many memes in this thread



keep 'em coming, boys

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The Flood / Re: lol at LGBT faggots who refuse to eat at Chick Fil A
« on: March 10, 2015, 02:59:29 PM »
PDQ >>>>>>> Chick Fil-A

it's only a matter of time before you all agree with me
>pooping Dominican queers

I bet its shit
it actually stands for Pudgy Dominican Queens

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