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The Flood / Re: Something yall librul Yankees will never understand
« on: August 07, 2015, 03:51:49 PM »
sweet tea. Mmmmmm

For the sake of the future of our population, you should remove your genitals.
yuropoor pls go and stay go

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The Flood / Something yall librul Yankees will never understand
« on: August 07, 2015, 01:18:55 PM »
You can take away our guns, you can take away our confederate flags, but you can't take away our authentic southern BBQ.

There's really nothing better than BBQ ribs, brisket, and sweet tea. Mmmmmm

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The Flood / Re: Hobbies
« on: August 07, 2015, 12:46:04 PM »
Lifting.
holy shit how did I forget about this

Jim, get into lifting too

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The Flood / Re: IT WAS ALL A DREAM
« on: August 07, 2015, 12:28:12 PM »
You don't really mean that

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The Flood / Re: IT WAS ALL A DREAM
« on: August 07, 2015, 12:23:04 PM »
You got the lyrics wrong, you fucking weeb. It's "I used to read word-up magazines"

Don't ever desecrate the greatness that is Biggie Smalls with your weebery ever again

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The Flood / Re: Hobbies
« on: August 07, 2015, 12:17:42 PM »
Jim, get into cooking. Bitches love that shit.

I already know you play music but you should take advantage of that as well. If you don't write your own music already start learning how and write some sexy love songs.

Making your own clothes is a good one too, makes you stand out from the dudebros

As much as girls say they want a "bad boy," they're full of shit. Most girls are still obsessed with Disney-tier prince charming shit but they don't want to admit it

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The Flood / Re: Arian Foster: "I Don't Believe in God"
« on: August 07, 2015, 09:50:11 AM »
How is this news lmao

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The Flood / Re: Little Things You Appreciate About User Avatars
« on: August 07, 2015, 09:48:51 AM »
Das's rotating avatars back in the day were spot on

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The Flood / Re: True Detective Season 2 isn't THAT bad
« on: August 07, 2015, 07:58:36 AM »
Man this show sounds autistic as shit.
you think everything and everyone is autistic tho

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The Flood / Re: how many times have you fapped to Naoto's avatar
« on: August 07, 2015, 12:42:38 AM »
How much have you fapped to mine?
never

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The Flood / Re: how many times have you fapped to Naoto's avatar
« on: August 07, 2015, 12:05:19 AM »
Better gif



Porn is bad tho smh
eat the booty like groceries

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The Flood / Re: what have i done
« on: August 06, 2015, 11:02:27 PM »
Spoiler
mfw i haven't gotten a haircut in over 4 months and i usually rock a slight buzz cut. i'm just glad i have hair on my face again
god you look like such a goddamn queer
your mother begs to differ

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The Flood / Re: White women
« on: August 06, 2015, 11:01:32 PM »
he's living in South America with Biggie and Hitler

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The Flood / Re: what have i done
« on: August 06, 2015, 10:45:22 PM »
Spoiler
mfw i haven't gotten a haircut in over 4 months and i usually rock a slight buzz cut. i'm just glad i have hair on my face again

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The Flood / how many times have you fapped to Naoto's avatar
« on: August 06, 2015, 10:29:45 PM »
he does objectively have the best avatar on this website, after all

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The Flood / Re: What has you smitten?
« on: August 06, 2015, 09:54:32 PM »
What with the love of Red hair and Blue eyes?
i just find those colors to be pleasant on women, especially the eyes. Nothing better than staring deep into some beautiful blues

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The Flood / Re: What has you smitten?
« on: August 06, 2015, 09:40:12 PM »
If she can cook 3 meals a day, clean, and do laundry, I'm keeping that bitch 👌

Spoiler
on a more serious note, I go crazy for girls who are athletic and either play sports or stay active like I do. I can't date someone who just sits on the Internet all day or binge watches Netflix all the time.

Also, blue eyes and/or red hair. A combination of the two are literally a gift from gOD
Think you can just come in here and be back on topic after a weebing?
lol I haven't noticed, gonna go read through this thread for some quick lols
Don't bother, nothing interesting happened. Just some drunk guys dick-jousting.
do you take me for someone who doesn't enjoy a good dick-jousting?

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The Flood / Re: True Detective Season 2 isn't THAT bad
« on: August 06, 2015, 09:38:33 PM »
Personally I just can't take Vince Vaughn seriously anymore

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The Flood / Re: What has you smitten?
« on: August 06, 2015, 09:36:13 PM »
If she can cook 3 meals a day, clean, and do laundry, I'm keeping that bitch 👌

Spoiler
on a more serious note, I go crazy for girls who are athletic and either play sports or stay active like I do. I can't date someone who just sits on the Internet all day or binge watches Netflix all the time.

Also, blue eyes and/or red hair. A combination of the two are literally a gift from gOD
Think you can just come in here and be back on topic after a weebing?
lol I haven't noticed, gonna go read through this thread for some quick lols

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The Flood / Re: Democrats goooood, Republicans baaaaaad
« on: August 06, 2015, 09:32:40 PM »
I've always loved Jon Stewart and I'm not even a democratic shill

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The Flood / Re: What has you smitten?
« on: August 06, 2015, 09:25:24 PM »
If she can cook 3 meals a day, clean, and do laundry, I'm keeping that bitch 👌

Spoiler
on a more serious note, I go crazy for girls who are athletic and either play sports or stay active like I do. I can't date someone who just sits on the Internet all day or binge watches Netflix all the time.

Also, blue eyes and/or red hair. A combination of the two are literally a gift from gOD

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The Flood / Re: I'm in Canada, eh!
« on: August 05, 2015, 06:34:44 PM »
officially back in the US, but i managed to smuggle some duty-free liquor across the border 👌

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The Flood / Re: Got hit by a car today. AMA
« on: August 05, 2015, 01:27:31 PM »
you should have acted like you broke your leg or something and cashed in on that worker's comp $$$

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The Flood / Re: I'm in Canada, eh!
« on: August 05, 2015, 01:13:40 PM »
I went there a few years ago, beautiful place. Take the boat that goes under the falls
that's what we want to do, but there's like a 4 hour wait and this is the only day we're spending here ;~;

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The Flood / Re: I'm in Canada, eh!
« on: August 05, 2015, 10:30:32 AM »
mhmm I am only 2 hours away.

Considering
stay away from me, furry

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fuck the open ocean, we literally have no idea what lurks down at the deepest parts. we know more about the dark side of the moon than the bottom of the ocean, which to me says a lot

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The Flood / Re: I'm in Canada, eh!
« on: August 05, 2015, 01:24:40 AM »

Also...
Welcome to Canada!!!! eh?
how far away are you from the falls?
Across Lake Ontario in Toronto. So >.>
well shit, never mind then

you guys have some quality beer tho

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The Flood / Re: Do you guys like to eat popcorn?
« on: August 05, 2015, 01:23:24 AM »
what the fuck kind of question is that? of course we like to eat popcorn

anybody who says they don't is either a liar or at the lowest possible tier of acceptable humans

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The Flood / Re: I'm in Canada, eh!
« on: August 05, 2015, 01:20:47 AM »
Also...
Welcome to Canada!!!! eh?
how far away are you from the falls?

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