I received some complaints a few days ago that my previous avatar, Ramsay Bolton shaking a sausage, was causing the site to run slow for some people. So I decided to take one for the team and change it 

Alright bitches, I've been seeing a lot of talk from some of you northfags about how the south is so bad and everything about it sucks. Well, as a full-time southerner, I'm here to prove you fuckers wrong. Here's my comprehensive list of reasons why the south is superior to the north:

1) Southern hospitality. It's possible to strike up conversation with almost anyone you run in to, because we're generally nicer than you northern city folk. Hell, you get smiles and warm greetings from everywhere. What do you get if you try to start conversation with the typical city hipster? A smug expression and a weak "hello."

2) Real barbecue, not that hamburgers and hotdogs bullshit that northerners call barbecue. I'm talking about beef brisket slow cooked for hours, ribs, baked beans, coleslaw, pulled pork, barbecued chicken. Top all of that off with an endless variety of homemade BBQ sauces and you're in food heaven.

3) Warm weather pretty much year round. This one depends on where in the south you are, because some southern states can experience some rough winters. However, places like central Florida, which barely get temperatures below 60 degrees, is paradise. Anyone who'd rather sit inside a dingy basement because it's too cold to go outside than chill at a beach and watch hot babes in bikinis is clearly suffering from a mental illness.

4) Cleaner air and environments. Big cities are fucking disgusting compared to the southern countryside. I'd much rather breathe in clean air than choking on car exhaust-poisoned air in a city.

5) Sweet tea. I can't stress this enough, sweet tea is possibly the greatest southern drink to exist, and it's a shame that northfags either never experience it and just stereotype, or they've had some knock-off mass produced shit and associate that with all sweet tea.


That's all I've got so far, but please, try and challenge me northfags. I dare you.

Ever since the site updated I haven't been able to join the sep7 community because the site keeps kicking me offline and saying, "Session has expired" or some bullshit like that. First person who can help me fix this will get a blowjob.

For real, I feel like I'm one of the few people in the class who actually knows what they're doing and what's going on in the class. Discuss how someone can be accepted into a university and still not know basic algebra.

When I logged on here today, I was genuinely offended when I saw that my ranking had been knocked down two spots. How is it possible that people can disagree with me and, in turn, give me a negative karma. Must be a group of trolls or idiots out to get me, that's the ONLY logical answer to this!

Here's my current team for the flood fantasy football league. Now bow down and compliment my drafting genius.

Made a thread yesterday while I was sitting waiting for my car to be fixed and decided to make an obvious "I'm new" parody. Not sure how that's a bannable offense, but oh well, now I'm stuck here again.

Could someone do me a favor and see how long I'm banned for? Because I don't know how to check...

Should I call Engrapadora over to scare them away?

Yes, I am adding to the recent pile of AMA threads.

Yes, I can not wait to hear everyone bitch about the influx of AMA threads,

And yes, I will answer every question with pure honesty. Fire away

It can be anything, and doesn't have to be something that will make you the most money.

My dream job would be to work in a civil engineering company as an environmental consultant, as well as a designer of environmentally-friendly structures.

It's pretty much a mathematical certainty that there is other forms of life in space. However, we haven't come into contact with anything of the like, and have yet to find definitive proof of there being any sort of alien lifeforms. Do you think that it is a possibility for us to accomplish this in our generation?

^ mfw first finding out the site went down for maintenance

So, I decided to lurk the Flood for a bit today, and I was left with a lot of enjoyment stemming from all of them being unnecessarily angry about our departure.



 ^ This is my reaction to that

Is there any way to stop the site from automatically spamming me with emails every time someone comments in a thread that I've been in/thread I've made?

Also, how does this notification system work, exactly?