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The Flood / Hey fuck everyone else, what's your opinion of me?
« on: November 12, 2014, 05:47:53 PM »
give me attention plox

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The Flood / hay guyss!! :3
« on: November 10, 2014, 03:59:35 PM »
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hay there every1, my name is jessica and im new hear! im a gamer gurl who LOVES playing only the best games like call of duty modern black ops 3 and halo skyrim! :3 i also LOVE meeting new ppl, especially gamer boyz ;D :3 if ur a hawt guy than i would <3 to tlk 2 u!

pic related, dats me! XD :3

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The Flood / An ultimatum
« on: November 06, 2014, 02:53:33 PM »
i see that i'm still stuck at this boring heroic rank, and if i have to look at it for one day longer i am going to snap. so, this is where my ultimatum comes into play.

if i don't achieve legendary status in 24 hours, i'm going to call my good friends in ISIS and have them turn this website into an advertisement for their kool kids klub.

don't believe me? i'm contacting one of their top members as we speak, so i suggest you take this threat seriously.

y'all have 24 hours.

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For the religious:

What would you do if there was proof that God doesn't exist? How do you think the rest of the world would react to this?

For the non-religious:

How do you think the world would be if God actually presented Himself to the world in a way that was indisputable? Would you continue to reject him or would you change your ways?

I'm talking about the Christian God, by the way.

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The Flood / prove that Gatsby isn't my alt
« on: November 06, 2014, 01:03:08 PM »
oh that's right, you can't  8)

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The Flood / so i just received booty pictures from Isara and Kiyo
« on: November 06, 2014, 12:57:26 PM »
i have achieved the impossible and, i must say, i am quite impressed with these two booties.

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just kidding, join in you faggots
https://plug.dj/sep7

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The Flood / Why do I always wake up feeling like shit?
« on: November 06, 2014, 10:07:56 AM »
I've pondered this for quite a while and I'm starting to believe that this isn't just a coincidence. It doesn't matter how many hours of sleep I get or what time during the morning I wake up, I always feel like I got hit by a train. I wish it was like how people are in those commercials where it shows these assholes waking up with huge smiles on their faces.

Discuss the shittiness that is waking up

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The Flood / Slash's mom has got it goin' on
« on: November 05, 2014, 11:03:32 PM »
she's all i want, and i've waited for so long!
Slash can't you see, you're just not the mod for me.
i know it might be wrong but, i'm in love with Slash's mom!

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The Flood / Another daily reminder
« on: November 05, 2014, 09:51:45 PM »
that y'all will never rock these ebin sunglasses as well as i do 8)

 8) 8) 8)

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The Flood / have you healed your mind with cannabis yet this evening?
« on: November 05, 2014, 09:03:27 PM »
if not, why are you punishing yourself?

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The Flood / Calling all da bad bitches
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:58:13 PM »
Where y'all at doeee

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The Flood / Of Cannabis and Booty
« on: November 04, 2014, 02:37:18 PM »
"You weren't followed?"

"No. I would know."

"Good," said Camnator, "I can't have anyone knowing what we're doing here. I have a reputation to uphold."

Camnator turned around and flicked on the lights. The two men were standing in Camnator's walk-in closet sized apartment. The floor was littered with Victoria's Secret catalogs and empty bags of Cheetos. The toilet was next to the mini-fridge full of MRE's, and instead of a bed, there was a pile of guns. On the wall was a framed copy of the second amendment, signed by the founder of the NRA.

But as Camnator turned back around, he was immediately slapped across the face by Officer Nasty.

 [Start music]

"You know the drill. Get on your knees and give my jack-boots a good tongue polishing you freedom-loving dissident.", said Nasty in a commanding tone.

"Now wait just a second, Nasty. I-"
Camnator was cut short with a second slap even more unexpected than the first.

"That's Officer Nasty to you. Now get down, or I'll be authorized to use excessive force."

Camnator got down on all fours as Nasty presented him with his government issued jack-boots, filthy from a long day of oppressing innocent American patriots. Tentatively, he stuck his tongue out and gave a boot a small lick. He could taste dirt, street filth, and the tears of the oppressed victims of Officer Nasty's authoritarianism. He was repulsed, but inexplicably, irresistably drawn in.

"Yeah, that's it. I want those boots sparkling. Keep it up, citizen.", said Officer Nasty smoothly.

Camnator continued his task, each lick more enticing than the last. Soon enough, he was rabidly slobbering over the boots, desperate to taste every morsel they had to offer. What he was doing felt so wrong, like he was betraying everything he believed, but at the same time it filled his heart with a secret fire. His loins burned with the desire to please Nasty and to be mercilessly used and tossed aside.

When the boots were shining, Nasty stepped back.

"Turn around. Face down, ass up. Now."

Camnator immediately pressed his face into the cheeto stained floor and raised his rotund bottom as high as he could, and emitted a soft whimper.

"What did you just say?", demanded Nasty.

"I SAID YES OFFICER. RIGHT AWAY OFFICER.", cried Camnator.

"That's better, but you still need to be punished.", said Nasty as he extended his night stick, "Do you know what we do to patriots like you, hmm?"

"YOU SPANK THEM, OFFICER. YOU TEACH THEM THEIR PLACE.", said Camnator, his face still pressed into the ground.

"That's right."

And with no further warning, Officer Nasty put Camnator's arms behind his back and slapped on a pair of handcuffs.

"You're not going anywhere, criminal scum.", said Nasty as he reared up for the first strike.

*THWAP*

Camnator's whole body tensed up as Nasty's nighstick connected with his tender ass. He moaned as Nasty continued to pummel his behind.

*THWAP*

*THWAP*

*THWAP*

As Officer Nasty continued to brutally oppress his rights, Camnator became more and more flushed. Even as all his rights were being taken away, he felt more free than he'd ever been. Each strike pumped more blood to his nethers until he just couldn't handle any more.

"Oh! Yes, Officer! Please, violate me more! Violate me harder!", he cried out as Nasty continued to smack his ass raw.

"Oh? You need more force to keep you pacified? Fine.", said Nasty.

Not wasting another moment, Officer Nasty pulled out his knife and cut away Camnator's barbecue sauce stained sweatpants, leaving his red, quivering ass exposed for the world to see.

Nasty unbuckled his belt and let his trousers drop, revealing his 9 inch long pulsating law enforcement tool. After spitting on it for some lubrication, he approached Camnator and dropped to his knees. He bent down to Camnator's ear and whispered,

"Justice is served."

Nasty took the plunge into that virgin cavity without hesitation and tore into Camnator like a wild animal released from its cage. Camnator squealed like a pig, his two inch pecker at full mast as his fat rolls rippled from the point of impact. Nasty continued to mercilessly pound Camnator, driving deeper and harder with each subsequent thrust, until neither of them could take it anymore. Nasty filled that chocolate cavern with his vanilla cream, and Camnator released all over himself. After cleaning his tool on Camnator's face, Officer Nasty straightened himself up, and without removing the handcuffs from the still delirious Camnator, left without another word.

-Fin

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The Flood / How much of a fgt are you?
« on: November 04, 2014, 12:08:08 PM »
i'm collecting this data for a...science project.

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The Flood / Step 1: Slit my throat. Step 2: Play in my blood
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:16:54 PM »
YouTube

Step 3: Cover me in dirty sheets and run laughing out of the house.
Step 4: Stop off at Edgebrook Creek and rinse your crimson hands. You took me hostage and made your demands. I couldn't meet them so you cut off my fingers, ONE BY ONE!

how's everyone doing tonight? i'm just sitting here trying to cram some homework in before midnight :^)

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The Flood / I require some company
« on: November 03, 2014, 04:25:20 PM »

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The Flood / nigga be so crossed right now
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:43:42 PM »
know what I mean, bruh?

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The Flood / It's my birthday! :D
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:58:52 AM »
I will accept my presents now8)

AMA me anything I guess

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The Flood / Snapchat
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:15:55 PM »
any of you fgts wanna add me on Snapchat? I promise it will be worthwhile  ;D

name is d_slam95

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The Flood / Hey faggots
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:46:04 PM »

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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The Flood / CHEAT IS A PEGBOY
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:35:56 PM »
discuss Cheat's role as the resident pegboy of this vessel

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The Flood / That's it, I can't take this anymore
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:07:18 PM »
I simply can't deal with the religious hate on this website anymore and I'm starting to get genuinely offended. Every time I visit the Serious board there are more triggers than in a gun store and I've had enough of it. Unless all of the atheists can cater to my feelings, I can't stay here anymore.

goodbye

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The Flood / You're trapped in a closet with another user...
« on: October 28, 2014, 03:46:49 PM »
who would you want to be trapped with?

i call dibs on Camnator, that way we can box the closet with some dank maryjane and look at booty mags.

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The Flood / Where's that fgt Slash?
« on: October 28, 2014, 01:48:44 PM »
I haven't seen him in ages and his mother is worried sick

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The Flood / what are you fgts dressing up as for Halloween?
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:03:18 PM »
well?

since my birthday is the day before Halloween, i'm going to be dressed as a makeshift roman king, making a bed sheet toga and a $5 crown from Target. i'm hosting a party and i shall be king 8)

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The Flood / I just wanna remind all of you figs that...
« on: October 27, 2014, 12:31:44 PM »
My birthday is in three days and I'm expecting presents from all of you. I'm also requesting a giant birthday cake with either Gatsby, Slash's mom, or Korra jumping out of it.

On second thought, I wouldn't mind all three  ;D

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The Flood / When did you realize that you were a fgt?
« on: October 27, 2014, 11:13:04 AM »
One day I kinda just looked at myself in the mirror and thought, "Wow, I am a supreme fgt."

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The Flood / So I have no idea what's wrong with my body right now
« on: October 23, 2014, 03:20:18 PM »
I just came home from class and sat down at my computer when I started to feel a very strong itch on my lower back. I decided to scratch a few times until I realized that the itching started to become more intense and I began feeling something on my back. I'm sharing this picture in hopes that someone here would know what I can do about this, because I've never had this happen to me before.
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The shitty quality of my phone's front camera doesn't show how red my back really is.

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The Flood / All of you are massive figs
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:58:58 AM »
thought I'd let y'all know the truth  8)

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The Flood / Hard tacos are objectively better than soft tacos
« on: October 20, 2014, 09:27:07 PM »
If I wanted a soft taco, I might as well just eat a burrito.

Discuss the superiority of hard tacos over soft.

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The Flood / sup fgts?
« on: October 20, 2014, 07:48:52 PM »
haven't been here in a few days, anyone want to catch me up on things? any sweet drama going on?

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