That's right Flood, I'm feeling rather saucy tonight and I figured I'd make this thread so we can share any sexual stories we have, interesting or not. Guess I'll go first...

>be me
>second week of college
>friend invites me over one night
>made some dank 420 kush brownies
>"sure i'll have one why the fuck not"
>friend tells me that his younger sister came to visit
>sister brought a friend
>my friend has crush on sister's friend
>says how he's gonna have sex with her tonight
>"how can you be so sure of that, anon?"
>"dude trust me"
>girl comes over
>hot as fuck, had pretty big tits and ass
>mfw
>"oh it's on, bitch"
>few hours later me, friend, and 7/10 qt3.14 watching Insidious in friend's room
>friend too bamboozled from dank 420 kush brownies that he fell asleep
>start to snuggle up next to qt3.14 because I'm "scared"
>cuddling intensifies
>go in for the kiss
>making out intensifies
>qt3.14 whispers in ear "do you have a condom?"
>mfw
>clothes come off
>begin having hot sex on air mattress next to sleeping friend
>didn't wake him up multiple time throughout the night
>friend wakes up next morning
>"dude what happened last night?"
>

and he still doesn't know to this day.

keep on being straight you filthy cis-gendered faggots

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There is a difference between a black person and a nigger.

Discuss

What race is it and what is its name?

So I made a thread asking why the site looked more retarded than it already did and Daz tried to make a clever comment, but I spun that shit right back at him


Oh, here's proof that he accepted his ass-raping



Discuss my status as the mod slayer

so my roommate invited me out to go dab with some buddies but i've never done it before. i've heard mixed stories from people who dab that range from very good to very bad. has anybody here done it before?

mods, if this thread is somehow against the rules feel free to be faggots and lock this

i just got back from buying my new phone from the store and i realized something very drastic. i was able to transfer over pretty much everything except for all of the photos i had saved in a photo-safe app. these photos just so happened to be my fap folder so it's starting to look like that i'll have to start from scratch again.

anyway, how's everyone doing tonight :^)

i can feel that i have a bright futer ahead, wbu guyz

for fuck's sake it's not even Thanksgiving yet! it's people like y'all that make me sick over how commercialized this holiday has become

Do you have a strong relationship with your siblings? Immediate relatives? Parents?

Over this past year I've noticed my relationship with my older brothers and my parents becoming increasingly stronger. I think that since I've grown up and continued to mature, I've started to appreciate my family and the special bond that we all share.

i'm cooler than pretty much all of you faggots combined, why am i stuck at this shitty rank

story time!

so a few nights ago my roommate and I decided to invite some people over to play Ring of Fire, which is a drinking game consisting of laying out a deck of cards around a Solo cup with each card having a specific rule. throughout the night me and a girl that I've been crushing on were flirting back and forth and when the game eventually stopped I took her out of the room with the intention of hooking up. here's where things get a little controversial.

as we were making our way out of my building she was clearly stumbling and basically relied on me to help her out, and a few minutes after we walked outside she began puking her guts out in the grass. fortunately I wasn't as drunk as everyone else and I was able to realize that she was obviously too intoxicated to know what she was doing, so I decided I would help her back to her room despite her very obvious requests to have me sleep with her.

when I told my roommate what happened the next morning he immediately called me a pussy and that I should have "gotten it in" regardless of how drunk she was. do y'all think I made the right call here? because I'm damn sure I did.

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