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The Flood / Hey guys if you want free snacks...
« on: July 30, 2015, 08:50:39 AM »
Go to a windows 10 store, they also offer free water, it's also unsettling how happy and welcoming they are, with their snacks, you can also steal their Xbox one controllers, as well if you try, cause there not bolted, I didn't but just saying

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The Flood / Re: Fuck these plastic forks
« on: July 30, 2015, 08:41:00 AM »
Fun fact- eating food with plastic forks subconsciously makes you feel as if your food is high quality...no like for real it's a fact

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The Flood / Re: Fairies
« on: July 30, 2015, 08:32:33 AM »
They're tiny tho, how am I supposed to dick 'em?
With a great deal of force.
I already have to use a great deal of force with certain products aimed  at Japanese otaku males.
This ain't gonna work.


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The Flood / Re: Any male members here who shave/trim their legs?
« on: July 29, 2015, 10:08:52 AM »
I shave my arm hair but only for the edge in pc gaming

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The Flood / How do you pronounce sep7agon?
« on: July 28, 2015, 12:24:34 AM »
I say sep-seven-agon or am I the only fgt?

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The Flood / Re: What's your favorite type of plant?
« on: July 26, 2015, 05:55:35 AM »

Venus fly trap ever since 3rd grade I've thought they're the coolest plants ever

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The Flood / Re: Hey you late night rabble
« on: July 26, 2015, 03:54:08 AM »
Mouse broke today so ordered another one on eBay also considering buying a laser for my cat

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The Flood / Re: mmm dinner is looking good tonight
« on: July 25, 2015, 07:07:56 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I missed out on going to a lake with friends today
« on: July 25, 2015, 07:06:25 PM »
No worry for I too have experienced the same thing today except I thought we were going to the beach and decided to sleep in since you can't drink at the beach but found out it was a lake so and yeah

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The Flood / Re: What Movie Should I Watch?
« on: July 23, 2015, 03:46:58 PM »
Gone girl gets intense...ly weird

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The Flood / Re: discussion value
« on: July 23, 2015, 03:41:04 PM »
Nou

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The Flood / Recently found out avatar continued
« on: July 21, 2015, 09:43:07 PM »
So I've been watching legend of korra my only question is does only the avatar's personality reincarnate into the persons body? And if it does like wtf is going on when katara gaze stares into Korra's eyes in the beginning

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The Flood / Re: Am I gay
« on: July 21, 2015, 02:12:24 PM »
Does your mom know your gay?

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The Flood / Re: post b8 ITT
« on: July 21, 2015, 02:08:18 PM »
Dinosaur bones are really demon bones the devil put there to trick people into thinking the world is older than 6000 yrs

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The Flood / Re: I just worked out and had some muscle milk
« on: July 18, 2015, 10:09:24 PM »
Only if your arms are 14' plus

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The Flood / Blind kid plays football
« on: July 18, 2015, 06:00:38 PM »
Saw my friend wrestling a blind kid back in hs and he was actually pretty good but what the fuck where they thinking letting one play football?

http://youtu.be/A5_7KKVj1K4

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The Flood / Re: Camping
« on: July 18, 2015, 05:54:11 PM »
So the Bears think your a giant banana

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The Flood / Re: I HAVE AN IDEA
« on: July 18, 2015, 05:51:42 PM »
Cutting it in half helps it from falling apart

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The Flood / Re: Got $210. What to do with it?
« on: July 18, 2015, 05:49:57 PM »
Sharpie in the pooper

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The Flood / Throw me your best inspirational quotes!
« on: July 18, 2015, 12:55:52 AM »
Lets suppose that you were able every night to dream any dream you wanted to dream,
and you would naturally as you began on this adventure of dreams, you would fulfill all your wishes.

You would have every kind of pleasure, you see,
and after several nights you would say, "well that was pretty great."
But now lets have a surprise, lets have a dream which isn’t under control.
Well something is going to happen to me that i don’t know what it’s gonna be.
Then you would get more and more adventurous, and you would make further and further out gambles as to what you would dream, and finally you would dream where you are now.

If you awaken from this illusion,
and you understand that black implies white,
self implies other,
life implies death.
You can feel yourself, not as a stranger in the world,
not as something here on probation, not as something that has arrived here by fluke, but you can begin to feel your own existence as absolutely fundamental.

What you are basically, deep, deep down, far, far in, is simply the fabric and structure of existence itself.

- Alan Watts
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: I find it interesting
« on: July 15, 2015, 08:37:21 PM »
[insert white knight comment here]

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The Flood / Re: Taco Bell breakfast, SO GOOD
« on: July 15, 2015, 08:35:54 PM »
Doritos locos taco good times, good times

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The Flood / Re: Hate
« on: July 15, 2015, 08:34:27 PM »
Envy detected? But hey having a kid that young pretty much ruins any future plans for anyone

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The Flood / Re: What restaurant has good fries?
« on: July 14, 2015, 04:16:22 PM »
Popeye's and checkers has the best fries

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The Flood / Anyone find a legit Warcraft movie trailer?
« on: July 14, 2015, 03:42:11 PM »
Does anyone have a link to the trailer I heard some of the people who saw it at comic con posted the trailer video but they're getting taken down by blizzard since it's official release is like in november or something.

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The Flood / Re: try to make me laugh
« on: July 12, 2015, 12:54:26 PM »
"95% of Adoptable Pets Taken in by PETA in 2008 Were Euthanized
   

Last year, animal rights organization PETA euthanized 95% of animals it took in which were put up for adoption. In Virginia, only 7 were adopted and 2,124 were put down. Records there indicate that PETA has put down 21,339 dogs and cats since 1998.

The group doesn’t run any shelters, despite a $32 million annual budget. David Martosko, research director at the Center for Consumer Freedom, said that PETA’s “browbeating” of society with the message of animal rights smacks of hypocrisy.

“Since killing pets is A-OK with PETA, why should anyone listen to their demands about eating meat, using lab rats for medical research, or taking children to the circus?” said Martosko.
   
    Source: http://www.javno.com"




-Have jimmies been rustled?

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The Flood / Would you go to war?
« on: July 05, 2015, 12:32:06 PM »
Against Russia? Turns out there's a Cold War 2.0 right now and the doomsday clock is 3 minutes to midnight 2nd highest it's been since the Cuban missile crisis.

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The Flood / Re: HOW THE FUCK DID A MOTH GET INSIDE MY FUCKING ROOM?
« on: July 05, 2015, 12:29:14 PM »
Mosquitos, checkmate athiests

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Not physically, biologically, or socially
literally none of this matters
How does this not matter when it's literally life?
because life doesn't matter either

ethics do

Ethics is a human invention
You're projecting human emotions onto animals in order to make you feel better
Being vegan and 'ethical' is only providing peace of mind for yourself and really not doing anything for the animals

Ethics is a man made concept that holds back the people in society from being greater.
-some philosopher who died of syphilus

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The Flood / Re: The walking dead [spoiler]
« on: July 01, 2015, 11:15:43 PM »
Eh. They all die eventually you know.
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