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The Flood / Re: your avatar
« on: May 06, 2015, 06:07:45 PM »
velkoz looking through a boob window

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The Flood / Re: What if the world was taken over by furries
« on: May 06, 2015, 06:04:19 PM »
well if anything it'd mean more porn so I guess I would enjoy that aspect

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The Flood / Re: Time lapse of every nuclear explosion since 1945
« on: May 05, 2015, 05:57:46 PM »
IIRC this includes underground testing, which can be misleading as far as total land area devastated.

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The in game music because it's good
How do I follow you?
My tag is eggsalad#1218

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The in game music because it's good

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The Flood / Re: Do you think girl jeans are comfortable?
« on: May 05, 2015, 04:54:29 AM »
No because they hug the crotch and my crotch has a penis. I appreciate the tight fit but to go in public with that definitely wouldn't be comfortable.

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>implying that IQ is relevant to anything
shit you beat me to it

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The Flood / Re: I've been pretty MIA, missed me?
« on: May 04, 2015, 10:07:31 PM »
I feel like dying.

Seriously though, I feel like shit.
know that feel
don't forget to take meds two days in a row
your nights get really long, sweaty, and stressful

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pretty sure that's still standard terminology

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The Flood / Re: What are some of your favorite foods?
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:34:41 PM »
egg salad is always good

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The Flood / Re: Art Hub
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:19:58 PM »


Trying out tablet.
kalameet?
body looks humanoid so i can't be sure

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The Flood / Re: What's the worst country in the world?
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:45:39 PM »
I can't say any East European countries because they make hilarious dashcam videos. I can't say any Sub-Sahara African countries because they make good videos for r/watchpeopledie. So uh....I don't know. Argentina doesn't ever do anything exciting except harbor Nazis and fuck around in the Falklands before I was born.

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The Flood / Re: This is why we own concealed weapons
« on: May 04, 2015, 02:06:56 PM »

Because cars are apparently worth more than human lives. Okay then...
They're worth more than a burglar's life.
http://www.humanforsale.com

Go on. Unless the car was a premium hypercar I doubt your statement is at all true. I'm worth two mil, surely a burglar is worth at least $100,000
The burglar is scum, he's worth almost nothing if he wants to steal a car from a defenseless woman.
At what point can we say a crime forfeits someone's life? If I stole someone's iPhone should the respective punishment be losing my hand? No, that's what uneducated bush people in Nairobi think, and we call them savages for a reason.

To be fair after you got your hand lobbed off you might reconsider stealing things. You've only got one chance after that. You either become damn good at stealing and not getting caught or you quit.
it also reduces the persons ability to become a productive individual and puts a burden on his family

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The Flood / Re: This is why we own concealed weapons
« on: May 04, 2015, 01:56:08 PM »

Because cars are apparently worth more than human lives. Okay then...
They're worth more than a burglar's life.
http://www.humanforsale.com

Go on. Unless the car was a premium hypercar I doubt your statement is at all true. I'm worth two mil, surely a burglar is worth at least $100,000
The burglar is scum, he's worth almost nothing if he wants to steal a car from a defenseless woman.
At what point can we say a crime forfeits someone's life? If I stole someone's iPhone should the respective punishment be losing my hand? No, that's what uneducated bush people in Nairobi think, and we call them savages for a reason.

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The Flood / Re: Playing games makes me sad
« on: May 04, 2015, 01:09:26 PM »
dude I'm diamond, literally the 1%

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The Flood / Re: Tropes you despise
« on: May 04, 2015, 09:11:34 AM »
Nerdy main character makes sexual Freudian slips to love interest.

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The Flood / Re: does heaven have a ghetto?
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:35:53 AM »
Pretty sure that's where they put the Polish people.

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The Flood / Re: Tropes you despise
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:26:43 AM »
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThirdActMisunderstanding

Even more so when it's outside rom/com. Writers prove their ability to completely kill everything driving and interesting in their stories with these retarded arcs.

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The Flood / Re: itt: post shit you have that you bet others dont
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:17:48 AM »
i got to junior black belt when i was 14 so i had to wait like a year to get an actual black belt
quit that year

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sand is where sea meats land

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Gaming / Re: Your reaction to me3's ending?
« on: May 03, 2015, 11:08:50 PM »
I had a hard-on for the Indoctrination Theory, even though it didn't really fix many of the criticisms of ME's conclusion (lack of meaning in your decisions, etc.), it made the ending a lot more believable and therefor emotional to me. Then they really threw the wrench at Indoc with the extended cut so I basically lost all interest all together.

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Yeah it's the same way that in 200 years "a lot" will be one word

in 9th grade my english teacher would always cram "a lot is 2 words" down our throats... i did actually use alot prior to that
Speaking of english teachers, fuck the ones that insisted that you had to use "he or she" for a third person of indefinite gender. EXCUSE US for trying to fill a functional gap in the English language with "they". imo "they" is just imagining the "he or she" situation is like shroedinger's cat and is both at the same time.

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"slang" is slang for "shortened language"
shit you blew my mindf

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crazy how nature do that

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The Flood / Re: itt: post shit you have that you bet others dont
« on: May 03, 2015, 10:41:24 PM »
I have a custom made Vel'koz hat.
https://www.etsy.com/transaction/1009130389?ref=custom_order_convo
No seriously I custom ordered that shit.
thats great lol. velkoz is awesome :)
im on NA, ign Rock of Destiny

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The Flood / Re: itt: post shit you have that you bet others dont
« on: May 03, 2015, 10:27:49 PM »
I have a custom made Vel'koz hat.
https://www.etsy.com/transaction/1009130389?ref=custom_order_convo
No seriously I custom ordered that shit.

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The Flood / Re: You walk into your room
« on: May 03, 2015, 10:26:08 PM »
"I masturbate in here."

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The Flood / Re: itt: post shit you have that you bet others dont
« on: May 03, 2015, 10:23:57 PM »
Spoiler

This is cheating, Isn't it?

But really, I have Retron 3 somewhere in the house...
tricks on you i crossdress

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The Flood / Re: Tropes you despise
« on: May 03, 2015, 10:09:08 PM »
woops forgot to quote^
people given hayden slack for having to work with lucas but jesus christ he is so awful at even trying

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The Flood / Re: Tropes you despise
« on: May 03, 2015, 10:06:58 PM »
Elves in fantasy novels.
Literally the most recycled shit concepts that some authors seem to think are an obligation to include.

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