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The Flood / Re: Walkways are oppressive, apparently
« on: May 14, 2015, 04:22:20 PM »
Why not just "no recreational vehicles"? That would let the people who actually need a wheelchair or whatever still use it.
So now you're saying I can't enjoy my wheelchair? Are you saying it's INHERENTLY BAD TO BE IN A WHEELCHAIR?

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The Flood / Re: Walkways are oppressive, apparently
« on: May 14, 2015, 04:21:44 PM »
Be comforted by the fact that these will be the people you'll compete with in the job market.
and crushed when you lose

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The Flood / Re: Did you ever get a boner while in Church?
« on: May 14, 2015, 01:24:52 PM »
I usually only get wet because I always have to hold my shit during the sermon and my thighs get sweaty.

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The Flood / Re: Which one of you British fuckers tried to swat me?
« on: May 14, 2015, 01:02:00 PM »
"Sir can we have your ID for future reference?"

"No I want to stay anonymous, just call me 'Septagon'."

"Yeah, that sounds reasonable, I believe this is a legit emergency."

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The Flood / Re: This should be a bannable offense.
« on: May 13, 2015, 07:02:00 PM »


every fucking time

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Serious / Re: I've become incredibly numb
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:37:34 PM »
are you comfortable?

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The Flood / Re: Best and Worst Things of Grocery Shopping.
« on: May 12, 2015, 09:24:33 PM »
The best part is holding a pack of oreos in your hand and realizing that you have all the ability of an adult to buy it.

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Serious / Re: "You should absolutely be forced to be vegan."
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:25:46 PM »
You compare murder to killing animals, which I understand to you is synonymous, but you fail to demonstrate that humans have a natural aversion to killing animals like they do other humans. Making it a poor comparison.

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The Flood / Re: How many of you want to be pretty girls (or boys)?
« on: May 11, 2015, 09:10:23 AM »
I just wanna be a girl for a day so I can whore myself out and boobs

Isn't that basically you saying you wanna sleep with guys as a girl for a day? Saying boobs at the end doesn't make it not gay
it's not gay if he isn't attracted to them while he's a guy

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The Flood / Re: How many of you want to be pretty girls (or boys)?
« on: May 11, 2015, 08:06:04 AM »
I have an appointment with the Gender and Sexual Health program down in Minneapolis in June.

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The Flood / Re: Does anyone else here struggle to watch films? <.<
« on: May 10, 2015, 07:39:10 PM »
What I actually find more painful is televsion series. If I watch too many episodes too within a certain amount of time, I end up despising the show. How much I can tolerate a series differs from show to show, but generally I can't stomach more than an hour or two of the same thing a day.
Same. For most television shows I can just feel myself being disgusted by how cheap some shows will get just to keep you watching with cliff hangers and emotional ploys with characters.

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The Flood / Re: Woman uses menstrual blood to create art.
« on: May 10, 2015, 07:35:52 PM »
now lets see a man do this with semen

which probably already exists
and all the guys who paint with their dicks

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The Flood / Re: Does anyone else here struggle to watch films? <.<
« on: May 10, 2015, 07:28:06 PM »
Ever since I got into some good cinema critics like YMS and RLM I have had a lot more fun watching movies because I've started to see all of the tropes and reasons behind things on the screen.

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The Flood / Re: Go outside and take a picture
« on: May 10, 2015, 06:43:50 PM »
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Woman uses menstrual blood to create art.
« on: May 10, 2015, 06:24:42 PM »
To be fair this is better period art than has been done before. Referring to that one girl who just slapped it on a canvas like a monkey and then lathered it on her face similarly.

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Undertaker pre-nerfs.
YouTube

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Jinx release.
That or when Taric had a .8 ratio on his W instead of a .4.

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Gaming / Re: Anyone interested in a DOTA 2/League/MOBA Game night?
« on: May 09, 2015, 09:59:27 PM »
i can play either dota or league

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The Flood / Re: Discuss why American "food' tastes like dogshit.
« on: May 09, 2015, 09:57:33 PM »
call us when you're relevant in the olympics

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The Flood / Re: At a rock concert, Mastodon/Clutch in Raleigh.
« on: May 09, 2015, 09:47:14 PM »
pretty sad how downhill mastadon has gone. i thought the hunter was just a bad experiment but I couldn't even get through their newest album with how boring it was.

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The Flood / Re: How good are you at taking jokes from people?
« on: May 09, 2015, 03:52:32 PM »
I'd rather people call me something mean than react negatively and be something mean.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever been in love?
« on: May 08, 2015, 08:04:50 PM »
yeah its pretty nice
hopefully it wont turn into another one of those bitchy blog post stories that everyone has

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Some native kids arsoned half a bridge over in Blackduck.

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The Flood / Re: Why do you people "favorite" female members?
« on: May 08, 2015, 05:25:43 PM »
rhetorical question : the thread

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The Flood / Re: Music that gets you "right there".
« on: May 07, 2015, 08:32:27 PM »
YouTube

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Just won a game of League. Finally...
bitch play with me ill win you a game

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Coruscant for the sex services.

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The Flood / Re: Corsets
« on: May 07, 2015, 04:00:56 PM »
I'm into bondage and would love a better figure so if someone gave me one I'd totally use it (in the privacy of my own home)

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The Flood / Re: Survival scenario poll
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:25:30 PM »
Why can't I run while masturbating?
Also how windy is it.
I've been in -60F and it wasn't even that bad.

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