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Gaming / Re: When you play games
« on: October 30, 2015, 06:37:23 PM »
I want to be good at it, which isn't necessarily winning.

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The Flood / Re: What's your preference with boobs
« on: October 30, 2015, 11:37:38 AM »
breasts are breasts

as long as the areola isn't pepperoni and the breasts are natural, i have no preference
yeah this
nips make a boob

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Gaming / Re: What is the best game you've ever played so far
« on: October 30, 2015, 02:12:33 AM »
The lock-on combat is a crutch that patches up a clunky combat system.
Wat

slow and methodical =/= clunky combat
Use spears without lock on.
It doesn't have to be hard for you to realize it's clunky.

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Gaming / Re: What is the best game you've ever played so far
« on: October 30, 2015, 02:06:31 AM »
Dark Souls.

The UI and control scheme are Stockholm Syndrome.
The lock-on combat is a crutch that patches up a clunky combat system.
Frame chugging: the game.
Lord Vessel was a cheap solution to the dead ends.

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The Flood / Re: What would happen if we discovered alien life?
« on: October 30, 2015, 02:04:03 AM »
I don't think a lot will change, unless they're on a similar/greater level of Tech development and we can communicate clearly.
cybering with aliens when

"ah yeah stick it in my glubok"

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I agree and have nothing against the contributions of the women who do choose to contribute, but I am concerned that their contributions may come at a cost to them having their own families.

Are you trying to say it's impossible for a father to be the primary caretaker? Most are built up by societal pressures to be career oriented, but nothing about being male makes you a worse parent.

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And I thought I stated my point, men's business clothes carry a level of respect with them due to the qualifications required to wear one, and I forgot to mention but also the financial implications of being able to afford one. Casual clothes of men and women carry no such connotations, so when someone wears the casual clothes of the opposite sex it isn't for respect; the only reason I can think of is that it's for sexual reasons.
Doesn't really hold up. A guy wearing a skirt and a guy wearing a regal wedding dress are both going to get mocked. And there's a lot of reasons to wear clothes other than sexual reasons. Skirts solve sweaty balls.

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I don't see anything wrong with women being effeminate, that's how they evolved to be and it's how i find myself attracted to them. Likewise I do have a problem with men being effeminate because that isn't how they evolved to be and as a result it leaves me deeply confused about them - the only times when I would ever act like that, or any of my friends would act like that, is as a joke.
What significance does "evolve to be" have?

I guess I really just don't understand this mindset. What does it matter if on aggregate males evolved to act masculine? The aggregate doesn't apply to individuals. What about them not fulfilling this archaic and outdated social role is so upsetting? Don't you think this is you letting your sexuality make judgements?

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The Flood / Re: Movies the world was better without.
« on: October 30, 2015, 01:16:55 AM »
Anything by Uwe Boll.
but its good to know there is a human being worse than us

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The Flood / Re: Suggest a song for me to play m8s.
« on: October 29, 2015, 10:13:39 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Gatsby presents an Elegiac Music Thread
« on: October 29, 2015, 10:01:53 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Favorite porn stars
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:50:32 PM »
>watching porn with people in it

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The Flood / Re: Fruit, Cindy, Tru, Class.
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:35:33 PM »
wow that's better than the post-ops ive seen before
i'd get that done if i couldnt get hard ever again
wait its possibly to still get hard after that surgery?
no i mean if i cant get hard before surgery


but I do imagine that some of the reused tissues engorge like usual, but female tissues do that stuff too

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The Flood / Re: Fruit, Cindy, Tru, Class.
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:33:49 PM »
Pretty amazing that modern science lets us do this though, for real.
I mean it does look pretty damn close after it's all healed up.
considering how nasty some vagoos are i'd say this thing hits average territory

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The Flood / Re: Fruit, Cindy, Tru, Class.
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:32:48 PM »
wow that's better than the post-ops ive seen before
i'd get that done if i couldnt get hard ever again

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The Flood / Re: What would happen if we discovered alien life?
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:28:06 PM »


Seriously? What the fuck do they expect extraterrestrial organisms to make of this shit? The average person on our own planet wouldn't be able to understand this shit, except for the red human figure. But even that would be completely alien to the aliens.


thats why this one is objectively better

Yeah, but still, there's no knowing that they'd be able to make anything of that, either.

Nobody tries to see these things from the perspective of lifeforms completely unlike anything on this planet.
The image uses references to objects they can infer aliens would understand (the satellite which it comes from, and the depiction of a solar system). They even use the satellite as a scale to compare the depiction of humans to.

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The Flood / Re: What would happen if we discovered alien life?
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:21:27 PM »


Seriously? What the fuck do they expect extraterrestrial organisms to make of this shit? The average person on our own planet wouldn't be able to understand this shit, except for the red human figure. But even that would be completely alien to the aliens.


thats why this one is objectively better

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The Flood / Re: What would happen if we discovered alien life?
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:13:41 PM »
Simple decision tree

1) Do they have holes in which we can stick our penises?

Yes? Stick penises in the holes

No? Shoot them with guns to make holes.
what if they have tentacles that can go all the way through our digestive system>

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The Flood / Re: What would happen if we discovered alien life?
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:07:02 PM »
Describe alien life.

Micro-organisms?

Or full grown specimen

Example: Garrus
if it was garrus scalies would collectively orgasm
That's besides the point. My other question is why did they leave their planet.

A) Their explorers like us
B) They planet died

History has lesson to teach us about 1st encounters.

The less advance race is either in-slaved or exterminated
maybe they'd make us pets
being a pet is pretty fucking baller
I refuse to be someone pet.  I would be part of the resistant movement
have fun dying while us pets get pampered and encouraged to play for our master's amusement
I shall. PLOT TWIST WE WIN
literally going to destroy our paradise
who's the real villain

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The Flood / Re: What would happen if we discovered alien life?
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:01:57 PM »
Describe alien life.

Micro-organisms?

Or full grown specimen

Example: Garrus
if it was garrus scalies would collectively orgasm
That's besides the point. My other question is why did they leave their planet.

A) Their explorers like us
B) They planet died

History has lesson to teach us about 1st encounters.

The less advance race is either in-slaved or exterminated
maybe they'd make us pets
being a pet is pretty fucking baller
I refuse to be someone pet.  I would be part of the resistant movement
have fun dying while us pets get pampered and encouraged to play for our master's amusement

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the fuck joke worked

only the fuck joke

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The Flood / Re: What would happen if we discovered alien life?
« on: October 29, 2015, 08:57:45 PM »
Describe alien life.

Micro-organisms?

Or full grown specimen

Example: Garrus
if it was garrus scalies would collectively orgasm
That's besides the point. My other question is why did they leave their planet.

A) Their explorers like us
B) They planet died

History has lesson to teach us about 1st encounters.

The less advance race is either in-slaved or exterminated
maybe they'd make us pets
being a pet is pretty fucking baller

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The Flood / Re: What would happen if we discovered alien life?
« on: October 29, 2015, 08:55:19 PM »
Describe alien life.

Micro-organisms?

Or full grown specimen

Example: Garrus
if it was garrus scalies would collectively orgasm

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The Flood / Re: What would happen if we discovered alien life?
« on: October 29, 2015, 08:53:17 PM »
Probably nothing because actual contact would take a while longer.

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The Flood / Re: I just learned...
« on: October 29, 2015, 08:00:28 PM »


and their males are super fucking ripped
literally the apex sex creatures

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The Flood / Re: Movies the world was better without.
« on: October 29, 2015, 04:08:30 PM »
A Serbian Film

Dude, no. That film is an absolute master piece of a horror film.
That's the film where the dude rapes a newborn.

Yeah, no.
Not just any newborn

His own son
a newborn and his son

or wait no
he only saw video of someone raping a newborn


NEWBORN PORN

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The Flood / Re: I Just Got Added To A Brony Skype Chat
« on: October 29, 2015, 03:41:14 PM »
Yeah, spergs wanted to live with Fluttershy IRL so they trained their brains to imagine them passively.
We talking some

here?
yeah but he left tulpagroup pretty early on
same with spork
both those two were pretty autistic

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The Flood / Re: I Just Got Added To A Brony Skype Chat
« on: October 29, 2015, 03:21:06 PM »
Yeah, spergs wanted to live with Fluttershy IRL so they trained their brains to imagine them passively.

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The Flood / Re: I Just Got Added To A Brony Skype Chat
« on: October 29, 2015, 03:04:49 PM »
ask if any of them have tulpas
I could just look it up but I have the pleasure of initiating conversation.
What is a Tulpa?
imaginary friends
a lot of bronies had em because there was a big tulpa thread on the 4chan board

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The Flood / Re: I Just Got Added To A Brony Skype Chat
« on: October 29, 2015, 03:02:16 PM »
ask if any of them have tulpas

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The Flood / Re: Movies the world was better without.
« on: October 29, 2015, 02:47:01 PM »
A Serbian Film

Dude, no. That film is an absolute master piece of a horror film.
Not really.
It just had better than average production value for a shock film.

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YouTube

people who stand too close to cameras need to learn personal space

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