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Messages - MalvOfAlaska

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The Flood / Re: Did you vote today?
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:13:10 PM »

If not, Go fucking do it. Soldiers have died for your right to vote.
No.
Soldiers have died for my right to purchase oil at a good price.

And gas prices suck.

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The Flood / Re: today i'm 18.
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:13:19 PM »
Look to lonepaul as inspiration, and your path will be clear ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The Flood / Re: Booty
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:12:07 PM »
Yes

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Gaming / Re: Kyogre is objectively the best pokemon
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:05:42 PM »


Massive stats, superb coverage, and it is has the word 'ogre' in it's name.

Prove me wrong ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Azumaril with Huge Power master race!
Kyogre would like to introduce you to his bae, 100% accuracy Thunder
Azumaril doesn't give a fuck. It's going to slap your Kyogre in the face with Grass Knot or use Superpower or some shit.
Nah bruh, not when Kyogre will outspeed it even if it's hung over and higher than a kite.

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Gaming / Re: Kyogre is objectively the best pokemon
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:58:07 PM »

Massive stats, superb coverage, and it is has the word 'ogre' in it's name.

Prove me wrong ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Azumaril with Huge Power master race!
Kyogre would like to introduce you to his bae, 100% accuracy Thunder

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Gaming / Re: Kyogre is objectively the best pokemon
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:56:42 PM »

what about Farquaza
Burn the infidel

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Gaming / Re: Kyogre is objectively the best pokemon
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:56:24 PM »


Aggron gets shit on by one Rain-boosted Surf by Kyogre.

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Gaming / Kyogre is objectively the best pokemon
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:37:35 PM »
Massive stats, superb coverage, and it is has the word 'ogre' in it's name.

Prove me wrong ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Is there anything more pathetic?
Not taking the day off is even more pathetic.

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The Flood / Re: My mate and I came up with a new word for vagina
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:58:24 AM »

I believe spooge is already a slang term for semen.
*splooge

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The Flood / Re: Favorite guitar player?
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:57:47 AM »

Alex Lifeson
Never heard of him. Who's he with?

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The Flood / Re: Favorite guitar player?
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:57:29 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Favorite guitar player?
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:48:36 AM »



Grant Green

Sonny Sharrock

Ian and Guy in Fugazi

Marty Friedman

Luc Lemay
It's funny, although Friedman's demeanor irks the living shit out of me, I have drawn a load of inspiration from his bending technique.
Wait why? Marty seems like a chill dude.
In addition, the way he reacted to Dave Mustaine dying bothers me.
wat

but anyway I've ALWAYS heard Mustaine is a douchebag, so I wouldn't really blame him if he didn't care
Even if he's a douchebag, I don't think how he reacted was very cool of him.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite guitar player?
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:42:28 AM »


Grant Green

Sonny Sharrock

Ian and Guy in Fugazi

Marty Friedman

Luc Lemay
It's funny, although Friedman's demeanor irks the living shit out of me, I have drawn a load of inspiration from his bending technique.
Wait why? Marty seems like a chill dude.
I could be misinterpreting his attitude, but he seems to have an air of arrogance masked by humility. In addition, the way he reacted to Dave Mustaine dying bothers me. Instead of considering that his bandmate had just died and come back to life, all he could think about is that he wouldn't be able to play Budokan.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite guitar player?
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:39:19 AM »
Going to bed, I'll catch up with this in the morning

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The Flood / Re: Favorite guitar player?
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:37:26 AM »

Grant Green

Sonny Sharrock

Ian and Guy in Fugazi

Marty Friedman

Luc Lemay
It's funny, although Friedman's demeanor irks the living shit out of me, I have drawn a load of inspiration from his bending technique.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite guitar player?
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:36:34 AM »

Easily Jimmy Paige or Robby Krieger
Quite like Jimmy Paige for his solos, but for some reason I can't appreciate those classic guitar players.

Hendrix, Paige, etc. I quite like them, but I feel like because all of my influences draw from their styles, it's like I'm hearing something I've heard before. They're excellent players and I respect them for that, but I've never been quite attached to them as influences.

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The Flood / Favorite guitar player?
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:32:56 AM »
Even if you don't play, you always have your favorite guitar player. Sound off!

I can't decide between David Gilmour, Alex Skolnick, Devin Townsend or James Hetfield. They all bring something incredible to the table. Of course I have a million other inspirations in the world of guitar playing, but those four are my big four.

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The Flood / Re: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
« on: November 02, 2014, 09:55:15 PM »
You evil bastard

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The Flood / Re: Anyone Watch Hell on Wheels?
« on: November 02, 2014, 05:40:38 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Anyone Watch Hell on Wheels?
« on: November 02, 2014, 05:25:31 PM »
You've gone incoherent

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The Flood / Re: An attractive girl/guy is drunk
« on: November 02, 2014, 05:23:38 PM »
Hell no

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The Flood / Re: Let's try this out
« on: October 10, 2014, 06:17:20 PM »

I LOVE YOU MALV!

No Homo Sapien
I love you too buddy

Full homo sapien ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Serious / Re: gender =/= biological sex
« on: October 10, 2014, 06:12:49 PM »
Check your privilege ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The Flood / Re: Let's try this out
« on: October 10, 2014, 06:09:35 PM »

I'm surprised this one is still going. Is there an auto-ban policy for the cancerous users who come here and try to destabilize everything?
I'd comment on that, but I don't want to risk a ban.
Haha!

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The Flood / Re: Let's try this out
« on: October 10, 2014, 06:07:29 PM »

All the mods do their jobs just fine, no bias. Even if people start acting childish. Ex: Dustin and Verbatim.

Oh no, Verbatim is here?
He was banned for filing reports for every little thing that pissed him off, just for the satisfaction, it made him feel better reporting people for things that didn't break the rules.
Ahh, so people are actually banned for being shitstains. Excellent.

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The Flood / Re: Let's try this out
« on: October 10, 2014, 06:06:13 PM »



I'm surprised this one is still going. Is there an auto-ban policy for the cancerous users who come here and try to destabilize everything?
No that wouldn't be fair, we give warnings, only when they continue to do things that go against the rules will they actually get banned.
Ahh okay. Would've thought, given the... history with some users. Ya feel?
All the mods do their jobs just fine, no bias. Even if people start acting childish. Ex: Dustin and Verbatim.
Any bad shit happen yet?

Nothing of any note, just the odd bit of drama from a few bumflustered users.
Bumflustered... That is a brilliant word, and now claim it for my own purposes :)

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