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5672
« on: March 02, 2015, 01:48:04 PM »
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>start thinking of Muriel from work
>cor blimey I'd like to have a little in, little out wiv her
>"scuse me mum, I-I need to have a go"
>head over to the computation machine
>it's off
>slam it 'ard wiv me fist
>"OI TURN ON I NEED A WANK"
>it turns on
>search for porn
>blocked
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administrator
>"ELLO ELLO 'ER MAJESTY'S PORNOGRAPHY ADMINISTRATOR 'OW MAY I 'ELP YA"
>"Ello I need a wank summin good"
>"Hol' on there son, you need to give me your name and residence first"
>"Name is Anon and I live on Pennywood Cobblestone Lane"
>"Alright then, and what type of porn will ye be wantin today sir"
>"Cuckold miss. Please hurry, my pecker is ready to burst"
>"Alright then one moment please...And you're all set. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted access to cuckold porn"
>"Thank you miss, God Bless The Queen there right enough"
>Race back home before cuckold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>blood everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by Muslims
5673
« on: March 02, 2015, 01:36:16 PM »
How does that even matter? Millions of people are bullied and grow up to be totally normal people.
Is this supposed to be some excuse for the guy to kill innocent people?
but don't you know chally the poor treatment of muslims in the western world is what creates terrorists a bloo bloo
5674
« on: March 02, 2015, 01:16:12 PM »
5675
« on: March 02, 2015, 12:47:55 PM »
12 Years An Oscar Bait.
5676
« on: March 02, 2015, 12:04:11 PM »
Literally Who the studio.
5677
« on: March 02, 2015, 11:49:45 AM »
pfft, the Mad Dog is just some poverty stricken gook that happens to be half decent at Pencack Silat.
It took a florescent light bulb being jammed all up in his neck to kill him.
Yeah and Chuck Norris couldn't kill Bruce Lee. Check and mate.
5678
« on: March 02, 2015, 11:44:33 AM »
pfft, the Mad Dog is just some poverty stricken gook that happens to be half decent at Pencack Silat.
5679
« on: March 02, 2015, 11:36:55 AM »
I haven't seen it.
i forgot theres gooks in it
5680
« on: March 02, 2015, 11:21:07 AM »
holy shit kill yourself if you haven't seen this film yet also, discuss essential kung fu core.
5681
« on: March 02, 2015, 10:28:32 AM »
Hedonism I guess.
Life's too short for stress.
5682
« on: March 02, 2015, 10:26:56 AM »
I'm inclined to agree that there is definitely more shitposting than discussion going on. However, you have to keep in mind that virtually all the mods here are doing this out of their own volition, unpaid and uncompensated, so they're not always going to be around 24/7 to ban the first shitposter the second they step out of line. I also find it ironic that when they do start clamping down on shitposting, they get a ton of flak for being harsh or "biased." They simply cannot win. Give them some slack.
I think we can both agree however, that sep7 is clearly superior to b.fukt in almost every way. But yeah, good luck in your endeavors m8.
5683
« on: March 02, 2015, 09:04:36 AM »
 This fucking cum guzzler.
5684
« on: March 02, 2015, 08:57:50 AM »
5685
« on: March 02, 2015, 08:56:19 AM »
Does anyone honestly think they're anything more than one big publicity stunt? I mean, this is pretty much how they make their money. This is their livelihood. I honestly doubt they believe half the stuff they spout.
The only reason they still operate is because emotionally prone retards give in to their vitriol and do something stupid, giving the WBC a reason to sue for the $$. The only way anyone is going to win is by not giving them the attention they thrive off of.
5686
« on: March 02, 2015, 08:36:57 AM »
*leaked script of a new Big Bang Theory episode*
Sheltron: "science is good"
Indian science paki man: "i have autism"
audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
5687
« on: March 02, 2015, 08:05:51 AM »
lol fucking California.
Getting closer and closer to 1984 level of government control.
Of course you don't like it. You're one of the fucks who is part of the problem.
Because I believe in freedom of the body?
The government should have zero authority in saying you MUST put something inside your body. That just seems crazy to me. And if you deny my child entrance to the public schools that I pay for? You're not getting my tax dollars.
wait but aren't you against abortions?
What are you talking about? Of course Max is for abortion.
5688
« on: March 02, 2015, 08:04:41 AM »
Well yeah, any political alignment will have a bias. I thought this was common sense.
The denial of climate change is as much a right wing bias as the shady journalist practices amongst the GamerGate controversy are a left wing bias.
5689
« on: March 02, 2015, 07:54:40 AM »
lol fucking California.
Getting closer and closer to 1984 level of government control.
Of course you don't like it. You're one of the fucks who is part of the problem.
Because I believe in freedom of the body?
The government should have zero authority in saying you MUST put something inside your body. That just seems crazy to me. And if you deny my child entrance to the public schools that I pay for? You're not getting my tax dollars.
Because you play up the "freedom of the body" bullshit when what you're really doing is promoting a public health risk and putting your child at risk of catching a disease we should be rid of by now if it weren't for people like you.
I'd love to know what makes you think you, or any other person, has the right to dictate what goes into another person's body, especially considering you are a supporter of abortion rights.
If you do not believe in bodily autonomy, I'm interested in knowing on what grounds you see abortion as justified.
It's a public health issue, not a freedom issue. These people are a danger to those who cannot be vaccinated. I'm not speaking metaphorically.
So is smoking, so is alcoholism, so is cocaine usage and marijuana.
But reasonable people advocate for the legalization of these activities. Why?
Because you have no right to dictate what I do with my body any more than I have the right to dictate what you do with yours.
Smoking is only permitted in sanctioned areas whereas alcohol and cocaine only pertain damage to the individual. Until you can somehow magically get people to remain in sanctioned unvaccinated areas to appease their "personal beliefs" and not harm anyone else in the process, then this is beyond a retarded analogy.
5690
« on: March 02, 2015, 07:42:40 AM »
Good.
BUD MUH BODIDLY AUDONOBY :-DDDD
A fucking viral pathogen isn't something you can just fuck around with cause muh freedumbs. I'd say not getting vaccinated is probably more anti choice if anything. Herd immunity eliminates any kind of personal choice an individual can make.
5691
« on: March 02, 2015, 07:32:53 AM »
Hue
It's like those edgy sperglords who buy Che Guevara and "Communism roks xddd" t shirts at extortionate prices without ever really realising the fucking irony behind it all.
5692
« on: March 01, 2015, 08:22:02 PM »
This will be GTA V when it comes out on PC.
5693
« on: March 01, 2015, 08:19:34 PM »
People give CoD shit for rehashing the same aspects of its predecessors, but Pokemon is literally rehashing their old games. Why do they get a free pass?
You're going to have to elaborate. Because Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire are actual remakes, something I'd like to see CoD do.
Yeah so, a rehash of the same game then. That's what a remake is.
5694
« on: March 01, 2015, 08:13:22 PM »
People give CoD shit for rehashing the same aspects of its predecessors, but Pokemon is literally rehashing their old games. Why do they get a free pass?
5695
« on: March 01, 2015, 07:16:12 PM »
 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
5696
« on: March 01, 2015, 06:44:51 PM »
Really though, what are his notable fighting feats besides BTFOing Rhaegar at the Trident? He's a fantastic battle commander sure, but it's not really relevant considering this is a 1v1 fight.
not a whole lot, to my knowledge. all we really know is that he lost to barristan selmy in the jousting tournament at storm's end.
he was among the top fighters in the kingdoms at that time, but possibly not the best. i dont know how he compared to ned, who needed 6 homies to beat dayne, whent, and hightower at the tower of joy.
big bobby b is a good option for fighters from ASOIAF, but i think we can find one even better... perhaps oberyn?
Arthur Dayne w/ Dawn perhaps? Until GRRM elaborates on how good Howland Reed is I think Dayne is probably ASOIAF's best shot against Aragorn.
5697
« on: March 01, 2015, 06:39:57 PM »
he still fucking died against three Generals while Aragorn solo'd FOUR Nazgul at once. Eh, it was a cool feat, but I'd hardly call it a "solo." He only really drove them off and had to employ the use of fire in the fight. It was more of a circumstantial result rather than a testament of Aragorn's fighting skills. Keep in mind that not even Arwen or Gandalf could handle the Nazgul.
It showed his smarts though. While Jon has some cunning, Aragorn is a smart man. Years and years of being a Ranger honed his survival instinct skills while Jon
Spoiler let multiple people under his command stab him after he ignored multiple warnings from Melissandre.
Also, Arwen is a very under-powered elf if you compare her to someone like Elrond or the Lady Galadriel. As for Gandalf, while he was still an underpowered Gandalf the Grey, he took on all nine Nazgul in an all-night battle before leaving with four of them pursuing him. If you're referencing to the Return of the King movie where The Witch-King broke Gandalf's staff, that was something even I was annoyed with Peter Jackson about. Yes, he wanted to show off how badass the Witch-King was, but Gandalf the White was a BAMF Maiar, the same level as Sauron.
The consistency of the Nazgul is all over the fucking place anyway. One one hand you have an experienced wizard struggling to hold them off, then on the other you have Eowyn killing their fucking leader. It's like Tolkein just decided to make them whatever he wanted them to be to convenience the plot.
But Eowyn was no man.
le girl power faec
5698
« on: March 01, 2015, 06:38:41 PM »
iPhone user huh?
5699
« on: March 01, 2015, 06:34:34 PM »
he still fucking died against three Generals while Aragorn solo'd FOUR Nazgul at once. Eh, it was a cool feat, but I'd hardly call it a "solo." He only really drove them off and had to employ the use of fire in the fight. It was more of a circumstantial result rather than a testament of Aragorn's fighting skills. Keep in mind that not even Arwen or Gandalf could handle the Nazgul.
It showed his smarts though. While Jon has some cunning, Aragorn is a smart man. Years and years of being a Ranger honed his survival instinct skills while Jon
Spoiler let multiple people under his command stab him after he ignored multiple warnings from Melissandre.
Also, Arwen is a very under-powered elf if you compare her to someone like Elrond or the Lady Galadriel. As for Gandalf, while he was still an underpowered Gandalf the Grey, he took on all nine Nazgul in an all-night battle before leaving with four of them pursuing him. If you're referencing to the Return of the King movie where The Witch-King broke Gandalf's staff, that was something even I was annoyed with Peter Jackson about. Yes, he wanted to show off how badass the Witch-King was, but Gandalf the White was a BAMF Maiar, the same level as Sauron.
The consistency of the Nazgul is all over the fucking place anyway. One one hand you have an experienced wizard struggling to hold them off, then on the other you have Eowyn killing their fucking leader. It's like Tolkein just decided to make them whatever he wanted them to be to convenience the plot.
5700
« on: March 01, 2015, 06:28:41 PM »
Stannis.
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