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News / Re: Tapatalk Update
« on: June 03, 2015, 08:46:41 AM »I use my browser will that be a problem?
No. When cheat removes the forum from the app it won't interfere with the browser.
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News / Re: Tapatalk Update« on: June 03, 2015, 08:46:41 AM »I use my browser will that be a problem? No. When cheat removes the forum from the app it won't interfere with the browser. 5942
The Flood / Re: Here are my first three memes« on: June 03, 2015, 08:43:30 AM »
I can't even read the last one...
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The Flood / Re: Religious people are such fucking idiots« on: June 03, 2015, 06:02:31 AM »#seekjehovah Surprisingly the Jehovah's witnesses in my area are accepting of me being wiccan it's weird. I'm used to Christians wanting to burn me at the stake. Bloody southerners. 5944
The Flood / Re: Congratulations Deci« on: June 03, 2015, 05:57:37 AM »
It didn't mess up my skype app. At less I don't think it did.
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The Flood / Re: Jane Goodall pronouned dead aged 81« on: June 03, 2015, 05:53:21 AM »I'm glad I'm not the only one...I normally don't bother remembering actor's names.That name also does not ring a bell.i wouldn't expect a filthy weeb to have seen the masterpiece that is the matrix 5946
Serious / if gender is a social construct« on: June 03, 2015, 05:18:09 AM »you can't Verb I'm surprised! Sex - depends on reproduction system Gender - social characteristics fem or masculine 5947
The Flood / Re: This is why we shouldn't use Skype for our chats« on: June 03, 2015, 05:10:48 AM »
(Facepalm) Deci wtf?!
It's like you couldn't avoid the bait 5948
The Flood / Re: Jane Goodall pronouned dead aged 81« on: June 02, 2015, 09:38:41 PM »they're better when they're a little stiffAwww no! Who are the chimps gonna fuck now? That's what she said. 5949
The Flood / Re: Jane Goodall pronouned dead aged 81« on: June 02, 2015, 09:37:46 PM »Awww no! Who are the chimps gonna fuck now? Yay sex and a meal for them lmao (pukes) 5950
The Flood / Re: Yo guys, fucking take care of your pets« on: June 02, 2015, 09:33:31 PM »Although boring to watch, he's right. Animals as pets are more than just "animals" they are part of your family and you should treat it as such. It doesn't have to eat at the dinner table, just acknowledge that it exists! Pet it, love it, talk to it, throw a ball or a toy to it. I'm sorry where am I again? 5951
The Flood / Re: Religious people are such fucking idiots« on: June 02, 2015, 09:32:14 PM »
Weak sauce. I already know I'm batshit crazy.
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The Flood / Re: Jane Goodall pronouned dead aged 81« on: June 02, 2015, 09:31:22 PM »
Awww no! Who are the chimps gonna fuck now?
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The Flood / Re: A story that needs to be heard« on: June 02, 2015, 07:11:07 PM »Okay so is this you, or are you just being a spammy shitposter?Neither Why do you want my tits so bad? 5954
The Flood / Re: A story that needs to be heard« on: June 02, 2015, 07:08:33 PM »
Okay so is this you, or are you just being a spammy shitposter?
Both? 5955
The Flood / Re: Yo guys, fucking take care of your pets« on: June 02, 2015, 07:03:47 PM »
What the fuck did I just watch?
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The Flood / Re: Don't fuck with Deci« on: June 02, 2015, 06:53:55 PM »Write my username on your boobs lolWait... So how did you embarrass Deci?I'll send you a picture if you send me your boobs. It must suck to be so thirsty! 5957
The Flood / Re: Don't fuck with Deci« on: June 02, 2015, 06:50:29 PM »Wait... So how did you embarrass Deci?I'll send you a picture if you send me your boobs. Deci chill out. 5958
The Flood / Re: Don't fuck with Deci« on: June 02, 2015, 06:47:01 PM »
Wait... So how did you embarrass Deci?
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The Flood / Ask a Barista: No Fucks to be Given.« on: June 02, 2015, 06:42:37 PM »You dont seem the person to go to McDonalds, but do they have that 'make your own order' thing over there? A buddy of mine made this....thing which came to about $20 just of meat, someone back there hates him....you probably think he's satan too xDFUCKING GOD DAMN FRAPPUCCINOS.i'm glad i don't drink coffee, otherwise this would make me feel super self-conscious when i order something lol Nah I have a pretty complicated favorite drink. So I understand when someone wants it a certain way... Unless it is asking for a 190 degree venti latte with no foam. Fuck those people! Are you at the liberty to tell those retarded mother fuckers who walk into the place at closing time to fuck off. I'm a shift supervisor so I do have the liberty to do so, but usually I don't. I smile politely, give them their drinks, and then tell them we're closed. If they try to come in while I'm trying to lock the door I tell them we're closed. This one guy had a huge hissy fit over it and I almost had to call the cops on him. Fun fact: cops love baristas we give them free coffee, and they tell me a lot of stories of incidents that have happened in my area. Whenever I get a large black coffee at starbucks the people either look at me funny or look sad that they don't get to use any of the nifty machines behind the counter. Is my order that strange? No it's very normal actually. A lot of people come in just for black coffee! Alright Pigtails, what's the best way to celebrate Valentine's Day? Not at Starbucks, but if you do go we usually have specials. This year we offered a French press of your choice of coffee and two chocolate croissants for $10. They took $5 off. 5960
The Flood / Re: Ask a Barista: No Fucks to be Given.« on: June 02, 2015, 06:34:55 PM »FUCKING GOD DAMN FRAPPUCCINOS.i'm glad i don't drink coffee, otherwise this would make me feel super self-conscious when i order something lol Aww I wouldn't mind making your coffee verb. It's just those annoying white girls with attitudes I dislike. 5961
The Flood / Re: Ask a Barista: No Fucks to be Given.« on: June 02, 2015, 06:31:33 PM »Been drinking mostly darker roast, but that's just what I have on hand. As much caffeine as possible.What coffee should I get? "Money." 5962
The Flood / Re: Ask a Barista: No Fucks to be Given.« on: June 02, 2015, 05:56:52 PM »Been drinking mostly darker roast, but that's just what I have on hand. As much caffeine as possible.What coffee should I get? Here's why the sizes are all fucked up. Once upon a time there was only the short 8oz cup then came the 12oz the tall and then they decided to get a larger cup and made the grande. At last they created the 20oz venti, and then they done fucked up with the 31oz and called it Trenta. 5963
The Flood / Re: Ask a Barista: No Fucks to be Given.« on: June 02, 2015, 05:54:28 PM »Coffee is disgusting. Yeah it is. I can only drink blonde coffee because it has the least bitter taste, but that's okay because it also has the most caffeine in it. 5964
The Flood / Re: Ask a Barista: No Fucks to be Given.« on: June 02, 2015, 05:52:35 PM »What's the most common type of coffee you have to make FUCKING GOD DAMN FRAPPUCCINOS. I fucking hate making them. As soon as some hits I'm up to my elbows in frappuccinos which ends up smelling like rotten sweet milk and feeling like a whole foot ball team decided to play cum biscuit with my fucking arms. I want to slap those people who order five frappuccinos in one order and none of them are the same kind. 5965
The Flood / Re: Ask a Barista: No Fucks to be Given.« on: June 02, 2015, 05:50:36 PM »finish writing something productive The latter. 5966
The Flood / Re: Ask a Barista: No Fucks to be Given.« on: June 02, 2015, 05:49:12 PM »Pardon my ignorance, but what in the world is a barista? I make coffee bro. 5967
The Flood / Re: Ask a Barista: No Fucks to be Given.« on: June 02, 2015, 05:48:30 PM »What coffee should I get? Depends on your pallet. Do you like a darker roast, medium bodied roast, or light roast? Also, how much caffeine do you require? Do you ever spit in peoples' drinks? I have never spat in anyone's food or drink ever. I would feel really bad. The worst thing I have done is give a bitch a grande caffeinated latte after she was rude to my regulars, rude to me, and wouldn't shut the hell up about NEEDing it to be DECAF because then she can't sleep tonight. She kept going on... and on... and on... so I gave her three shots of caffeinated espresso in her drink, and the standard is two. Bitch hasn't come back :3 5968
The Flood / Re: Exhausted.« on: June 02, 2015, 05:43:50 PM »55 hour week last week. Do you feel like going postal yet? 5969
The Flood / Re: Exhausted.« on: June 02, 2015, 05:43:16 PM »Like 50 hours or so I couldn't imagine being on a plane that long! I've only flown coast to coast here in the states. 5970
The Flood / Ask a Barista: No Fucks to be Given.« on: June 02, 2015, 05:41:38 PM »
If you haven't caught on yet I'm a fucking Barista.
I know how to make all of the drinks. Ask me anything about being a barista, how I wish I could deal with bitchy customers, or anything about coffee and/or tea. So what do you wanna know? |