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The Flood / Re: I shall from here on be refered to as "The Korean Weeb"
« on: September 30, 2015, 12:48:08 AM »
But the Japanese view Koreans as Cockroaches

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The Flood / Re: Rude Customers
« on: September 30, 2015, 12:16:17 AM »
i've never seen a rude customer in my life

 i've been to restaurants/fast food places hundreds and hundreds of times but i've never seen someone being messed up

but damn it must suck to have to put up w/ that stuff

You are so lucky and so blessed.

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The Flood / Re: Rude Customers
« on: September 30, 2015, 12:11:13 AM »
Looking back, it made me wonder how my town hasn't torn itself apart considering the people who live here


How so?

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The Flood / Rude Customers
« on: September 30, 2015, 12:07:50 AM »
I don't understand why they have to be so damn rude. Like yeah sure it's my job to get your order correct and to your special standards, but I do not get paid enough to deal with your bullshit. If you decided to hand me a $20 bill after you decided to scream racists slurs at me, my coworkers, and other customers I would still say it's not enough. Just because you're black doesn't mean you are exempt from being considered racist which you were so clearly being. I am so happy you are banned from our store, and I will be happy to call the police if you decided to ever show back up at our door. End rant.


No but seriously guys rude customers suck to deal with. What are some good examples of bad customers that you have experienced?

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The Flood / Re: I'm dying.
« on: September 30, 2015, 12:03:28 AM »
I'm immortal.
First your physical form will expire, then the knowledge of your existence will follow.

How does it feel to know that our lives are short and meaningless? Nobody will know our names in a century.
Meh, whatever. Maybe they will, maybe they won't. What matters is you existed here now, the rest doesn't matter.
But it doesn't matter. Why would it matter now, but not later?
Because I exist now, I don't exist that much later. There's nothing that matters to me when I don't exist here.
What happens after we die is just as important as what happens when we live.
Try telling me that when I'm dead.
Okay, but you might have a hard time hearing me.


I suggest using a ouija board... on second thought noh pls dont.
I would probably only answer it with lols.

"Tits or Rest in Peace."


"D-E-E-Z-N-U-T-S"


I think they're trying to tell us something!!!

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The Flood / Re: The Answers - Part 1
« on: September 29, 2015, 11:58:22 PM »
Not bad ^.^

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The Flood / Re: I'm dying.
« on: September 29, 2015, 11:43:27 PM »
I'm immortal.
First your physical form will expire, then the knowledge of your existence will follow.

How does it feel to know that our lives are short and meaningless? Nobody will know our names in a century.
Meh, whatever. Maybe they will, maybe they won't. What matters is you existed here now, the rest doesn't matter.
But it doesn't matter. Why would it matter now, but not later?
Because I exist now, I don't exist that much later. There's nothing that matters to me when I don't exist here.
What happens after we die is just as important as what happens when we live.
Try telling me that when I'm dead.
Okay, but you might have a hard time hearing me.


I suggest using a ouija board... on second thought noh pls dont.

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The Flood / Re: Other shows like Rick and Morty?
« on: September 29, 2015, 11:39:38 PM »
Well I know that the show is based off of Back to the Future's Marty and Doc, and the drawing style is influenced/inspired by the Simpsons... so there's always that.

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The Flood / Re: My back is now bigger than a door
« on: September 29, 2015, 11:29:22 PM »
ddaaaayyyyuuummmm! So many gains.

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The Flood / Re: I am dying.
« on: September 29, 2015, 11:26:25 PM »
Knowing my luck I'll die tomorrow.

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The Flood / Re: WARNING
« on: September 29, 2015, 11:18:16 PM »

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The Flood / Re: https://turn.fm/
« on: September 29, 2015, 10:39:00 PM »

Fuck DJ plug they took Ender's money and raaaan!
Oh, she donated? That sucks :-/

Iirc from what she said in the sep7 Skype chat, then yes she did.

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The Flood / Re: https://turn.fm/
« on: September 29, 2015, 10:33:37 PM »
Fuck DJ plug they took Ender's money and raaaan! 

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The Flood / Re: Tell Me Things.
« on: September 29, 2015, 07:00:09 PM »

http://rarehistoricalphotos.com/remains-astronaut-vladimir-komarov-man-fell-space-1967/

Link is NSFW

Vladimir Komarov is called "The man who fell from space". He's the reason Yuri Gargarin got to be the first human to orbit the earth, because had he not went on this doomed mission, Yuri Gargarin would have.

They were good friends and he didn't want his friend to die. American Military personnel picked up some radio chatter from his ship as it began to reenter the atmosphere. One of the things they heard, was Komarov cursing the men who sent him to his death, yelling "you've killed me".

Holy crap that's creepy!! There's also a Russian woman (it's all speculation) that is believed to be the first woman in space, but since the craft burnt up re-entering out atmosphere the only evidence to support this is a chilling audio feed of a woman screaming it's really hot in Russian as the space craft burnt up. Russia denies there was anyone on the craft. I'll get a link later when I'm off of work.

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The Flood / Re: Tell Me Things.
« on: September 29, 2015, 06:57:48 PM »

- the earth is round
the earth isn't technically round because it's bumpy

soz

Well fine it's in a cylindrical shape... Is that better for you Mr. Technical Difficulty?

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The Flood / Re: Tell Me Things.
« on: September 29, 2015, 06:04:38 PM »
Holy shit those were a lot of cool things! I knew about the origins of Christmas and Jesus being born in spring time, and I knew about the platypus. It's nice to see some coders in here as well since I'm trying to learn to do it myself. ^.^ successful woo

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The Flood / Re: I am Rocketman
« on: September 29, 2015, 05:51:41 PM »
I thought you two were friends or something oh

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I was eating pickles yesterday with chopsticks while I was waiting for the dishes to finish in the dishwasher.

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The Flood / Re: happy birthday slash !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: September 29, 2015, 04:23:08 PM »
Aw happy birthday Slash!

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The Flood / Re: I am SecondClass
« on: September 29, 2015, 04:22:31 PM »
>.>

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Septagon / Re: Victim Blaming
« on: September 29, 2015, 01:26:49 PM »
I do not agree with bashing a member for their suicide attempt, and I believe I have been public in the past with my views on this subject matter; however, I do not see the point in stooping to their level and then lashing out at them elsewhere.

I am just a monitor.

I am responding because I do not support the harassment of suicide attempt puns, and a lot of you know this, and Ele you know I understand, but it's not okay to make low blows towards them as well.
But there wasn't any bashing, ele was just freaking out for no reason


There were obvious references that I honestly believe cannot be denied.

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The Flood / Re: Tell Me Things.
« on: September 29, 2015, 01:24:06 PM »

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Septagon / Re: Victim Blaming
« on: September 29, 2015, 01:20:07 PM »
I do not agree with bashing a member for their suicide attempt, and I believe I have been public in the past with my views on this subject matter; however, I do not see the point in stooping to their level and then lashing out at them elsewhere.

I am just a monitor.

I am responding because I do not support the harassment of suicide attempt puns, and a lot of you know this, and Ele you know I understand, but it's not okay to make low blows towards them as well.

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The Flood / Re: High test thread
« on: September 29, 2015, 01:03:36 PM »
Girls can become fertile at a very young age, but that doesn't mean that they're well equipped to birth babies since their hips are still too narrow and prepubescent.


Now stop. Curvy women or gtfo.



Curves are for aerodynamic performance. Women don't need that unless you really want her to go from the kitchen to the bedroom that much quicker.

I'll go to the kitchen for ice cream after sex if that's what you're wanting to hear >.>
Which reminds me I need to go check on the crock pot...

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The Flood / Re: Tell Me Things.
« on: September 29, 2015, 01:02:24 PM »
Hitler actually did nothing wrong

picture for proof

Spoiler


Spoiler

Your first image was broken.

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The Flood / Re: Tell Me Things.
« on: September 29, 2015, 01:00:33 PM »
Platypuses are a species of mammal that lays eggs.
What the
Echidnas are another example.

They also poop, pee, and lay eggs through the same opening.
the echidna also has a four-headed penis



Oh boy I don't like where this thread is going now.


IDK who that guy in the gif is but he makes me giggle. Please tell me his secrets.

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The Flood / Re: If the Flood was a cartoon...
« on: September 29, 2015, 12:59:52 PM »
There would be a lot of sex scenes, murders, parties, laughing and crying if this community was a cartoon. I think it'd be a good one too.

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The Flood / Re: Tell Me Things.
« on: September 29, 2015, 12:58:07 PM »
Is the practice of fist-fucking not the exemplary case of what Deleuze called the "expansion of a concept?" The fist is put to a new use; the notion of penetration is expanded into the combination of the hand with sexual penetration, into the exploration of the inside of a body. No wonder Foucault, Deleuze's Other, was practicing fisting: is fist-fucking not the sexual invention of the twentieth century, a new model of eroticism and pleasure? It is no longer genitalized, but focused just on the penetration of the surface, with the role of the phallus being taken over by the hand, the autonomized partial object par excellence.


The guy with two dicks has to manually squeeze his prostate organ through his anus in order to prevent painful build ups... therefor he fists his ass which he feels is pleasurable. I read his auto-biography... it's on amazon.

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The Flood / Re: High test thread
« on: September 29, 2015, 12:55:25 PM »
Girls can become fertile at a very young age, but that doesn't mean that they're well equipped to birth babies since their hips are still too narrow and prepubescent.


Now stop. Curvy women or gtfo.



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