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The Flood / Re: non virgins get in here
« on: May 09, 2016, 03:42:03 PM »
I'm pretty sure that it's relatively unhealthy for men to not masturbate. I don't want to look up the articles I read about it atm because I'm at work (and that won't look good in my search history), but I'm pretty sure it said not masturbating can increase your chances of getting prostate cancer.

I don't get religion that force you to sacrifice your balls like that.


To each his own.

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The Flood / Re: probably taking an online class for the summer
« on: May 09, 2016, 03:30:59 PM »
YOU CAN DO EEEET

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The Flood / Re: I had the worst night of my life Thursday night
« on: May 09, 2016, 03:29:30 PM »
Circumcision won't be an option for me either. Now i have another problem, the skin is peeling from the head. I don't know if that's dead skin and a sign it's healing or not.

Don't mess with it. Leave it alone. Wait until you go to the doctor tomorrow. Stop stressing. Stress makes things worse.

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The Flood / Re: I had the worst night of my life Thursday night
« on: May 09, 2016, 03:27:42 PM »
I am seeing a urologist tomorrow afternoon. If he says I need a few months to heal and even an operation, I will quit graduate school that starts on May 31st. I haven't put in my final decision yet. If he says I will be fine, then I'll still go. My penis is more important than graduate school, I've only had sex once, so need to make sure it is fine to eventually do it again. I can work a shitty retail job for another year, I don't care.

I'm glad you're going to an urologist tomorrow. I doubt he will tell you that you will need to quit Graduate School. You should NOT drop out of school over this. Your dick is NOT more important than your education!!!

Sex is not worth sacrificing your intelligence, and obviously you need to go back to school.

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The Flood / Re: Why Are People With AIDS Not Branded?
« on: May 08, 2016, 09:01:10 PM »



Oh... wait... those are jews.

But one is detriment to our health
Spoiler
...and the other is AIDS.









Kidding, but there is a point here. Sure, people suffering from AIDS shouldn't be given any less respect than anyone else, but the same applies vice versa, and they should be making any potential sexual partners know of their illness beforehand and allowing them the fair choice of informed consent (or take the risk with condoms or whatever else). Unfortunately that isn't always the case (people with STD's not disclosing to partners and then going bareback) and so healthy people are at risk.


Yes and at that point I feel like it's a form of rape if they don't disclose that kind of information.

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The Flood / Re: Official Booty thread
« on: May 08, 2016, 08:56:07 PM »
I still don't get why Cam got made fun of for talking about the medicinal effects of marijuana, he was completely right


Yeah. He made werevolt great.... I wasn't around really when he was made fun of I think the fact that the term nugtella was coined might be why.

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The Flood / Re: I had the worst night of my life Thursday night
« on: May 08, 2016, 08:28:08 PM »
SO DON'T RISK YOUR CHILD'S LIFE OVER THE LOOK OF HIS PENIS.

a'kjf'K'Pds';ola;ao

Usually it was the bitchy popular ones, but we all know they were the shallow ones that no would should give two fucks about, but yeah.


>.>


ehhhhhhh ehhhhhh ehhhhhhhhh


You're right.

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The Flood / Re: I had the worst night of my life Thursday night
« on: May 08, 2016, 08:22:16 PM »
Odd, I've never heard of such instances.

but I also remember how much girls make fun of guys who were un-cut.


Usually it was the bitchy popular ones, but we all know they were the shallow ones that no would should give two fucks about, but yeah.

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The Flood / Re: Official Booty thread
« on: May 08, 2016, 08:20:02 PM »
RIP in Nugtella booty heaven Camnator

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The Flood / Re: I had the worst night of my life Thursday night
« on: May 08, 2016, 08:17:56 PM »


I must start a foreskin regrowth product line immediately.

No, but if I ever have a son my husband and I have agreed that he will be circumcised. (Come at me Verb)

Meh I know the conspiracy of why circumcision became huge in the United States, but I also remember how much girls make fun of guys who were un-cut. Maybe that's me being shallow, or maybe that's just me not wanting my child to be subject to bullying.

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The Flood / Re: Why Are People With AIDS Not Branded?
« on: May 08, 2016, 08:14:28 PM »



Oh... wait... those are jews.

2052
The Flood / Re: Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers on Septagon!
« on: May 08, 2016, 08:13:19 PM »
Oh.
Do you have any babies yet?


No human babies, but I do have a cat and a dog.

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The Flood / Re: I had the worst night of my life Thursday night
« on: May 08, 2016, 08:11:06 PM »
Do you have a child?

Yes I agree cut > uncut


No, but if I ever have a son my husband and I have agreed that he will be circumcised. (Come at me Verb)

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The Flood / Re: I had the worst night of my life Thursday night
« on: May 08, 2016, 07:44:06 PM »
this is why cut>uncut

get fucked wormdicks :^)


Yes I agree cut > uncut


HOWEVER... even those who are cut have a frenulum which is what he tore.


It's that line thing that leads from your shaft to your head.

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The Flood / Re: I had the worst night of my life Thursday night
« on: May 08, 2016, 12:53:51 PM »
So there are frenulum piercings that guys get so it's not the end of the world. Your dick isnt mutilated it just looks like that for now. It will heal and be okay. Go to a urologist like you said. Also why did you drop out of graduate school? I really hope it wasn't because of this.

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The Flood / Re: Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers on Septagon!
« on: May 08, 2016, 12:44:29 PM »
Oh.



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My dog and cat, canned food, my husband, our 3DSes, his guns, our camping gear, hygiene stuff, medicine, pillows and blankets. Goodbye world.

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The Flood / Re: NORMIES GETTT OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
« on: May 04, 2016, 04:36:52 PM »
Oh

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The Flood / Re: You are now family!
« on: May 04, 2016, 04:36:23 PM »
Mom: Fruit
Dad: Fedorekd, always.
Brother: Jocephalopod
Sister: Kits <3
Uncle: DAS, not allowed near Kits.
Aunt: LC

I'm too old for Das' tastes though.

When we were under the age of 15

*13

I'll protect you from Uncle DAS sis, don't worry. I'm a big boy!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Stay back creep!...what are you doing with your pants?...
Pants? Where we're going, we don't need pants.


I don't like wearing pants.

Pajama pants tho...

#NoPantsWednesday

Come to think of it, I never wear pants.

I wear shorts for work and b-balls when I'm at home.

Living in South Florida really is a blessing.

I'm always wearing leggings, skirts, or yoga pants.

I HATE real pants

We talking slacks or jeans?

I hate slacks but find jeans oddly comforting, maybe it's because of my terrible leg tattoos.

Both.

wait... what kind of terrible leg tattoos?

Bunch of 80s and 90s cartoon emblems.
G.I. Joe, transformers, he-man and the like.

Were they professionally done?

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The Flood / Re: You are now family!
« on: May 04, 2016, 03:22:39 PM »
OF COURSE THE FAT GIRL WEARS LEGGINGS
KYS

Of course the fattest man on here points out this fact.

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The Flood / Re: You are now family!
« on: May 04, 2016, 03:07:27 PM »
Always wear pants.

skirts are cuter... especially on you.

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The Flood / Re: You are now family!
« on: May 04, 2016, 03:07:13 PM »
If you hate blue jeans then get the fuck out of my America.

Do Jeaggings count?

Oh god kill me.

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The Flood / Re: You are now family!
« on: May 04, 2016, 03:03:03 PM »
Mom: Fruit
Dad: Fedorekd, always.
Brother: Jocephalopod
Sister: Kits <3
Uncle: DAS, not allowed near Kits.
Aunt: LC

I'm too old for Das' tastes though.

When we were under the age of 15

*13

I'll protect you from Uncle DAS sis, don't worry. I'm a big boy!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Stay back creep!...what are you doing with your pants?...
Pants? Where we're going, we don't need pants.


I don't like wearing pants.

Pajama pants tho...

#NoPantsWednesday

Come to think of it, I never wear pants.

I wear shorts for work and b-balls when I'm at home.

Living in South Florida really is a blessing.

I'm always wearing leggings, skirts, or yoga pants.

I HATE real pants

We talking slacks or jeans?

I hate slacks but find jeans oddly comforting, maybe it's because of my terrible leg tattoos.

Both.

wait... what kind of terrible leg tattoos?

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The Flood / Re: You are now family!
« on: May 04, 2016, 02:36:36 PM »
Mom: Fruit
Dad: Fedorekd, always.
Brother: Jocephalopod
Sister: Kits <3
Uncle: DAS, not allowed near Kits.
Aunt: LC

I'm too old for Das' tastes though.

When we were under the age of 15

*13

I'll protect you from Uncle DAS sis, don't worry. I'm a big boy!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Stay back creep!...what are you doing with your pants?...
Pants? Where we're going, we don't need pants.


I don't like wearing pants.

Pajama pants tho...

#NoPantsWednesday

Come to think of it, I never wear pants.

I wear shorts for work and b-balls when I'm at home.

Living in South Florida really is a blessing.

I'm always wearing leggings, skirts, or yoga pants.

I HATE real pants

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The Flood / Re: You are now family!
« on: May 04, 2016, 01:37:16 PM »
Mom: Fruit
Dad: Fedorekd, always.
Brother: Jocephalopod
Sister: Kits <3
Uncle: DAS, not allowed near Kits.
Aunt: LC

I'm too old for Das' tastes though.

When we were under the age of 15

*13

I'll protect you from Uncle DAS sis, don't worry. I'm a big boy!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Stay back creep!...what are you doing with your pants?...
Pants? Where we're going, we don't need pants.


I don't like wearing pants.

Pajama pants tho...

#NoPantsWednesday

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The Flood / Re: Moemon
« on: May 04, 2016, 01:36:40 PM »
I keep seeing this ad on Instagram ads. Annoying ass shit

what is "this ad"?

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The Flood / Re: Moemon
« on: May 04, 2016, 10:43:39 AM »
Obligatory:



I should really get around to making more of these tbh
You made that? Epicly well done!!

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The Flood / Re: You are now family!
« on: May 04, 2016, 10:42:10 AM »
Mom: Fruit
Dad: Fedorekd, always.
Brother: Jocephalopod
Sister: Kits <3
Uncle: DAS, not allowed near Kits.
Aunt: LC

I'm too old for Das' tastes though.

When we were under the age of 15

*13

I'll protect you from Uncle DAS sis, don't worry. I'm a big boy!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Stay back creep!...what are you doing with your pants?...
Pants? Where we're going, we don't need pants.


I don't like wearing pants.

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The Flood / Re: why wont people take me seriously!
« on: May 03, 2016, 11:27:53 PM »
Oh

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The Flood / Re: May the forth be with you
« on: May 03, 2016, 11:27:31 PM »
Oh

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