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The Flood / Re: Stuck at Jury Duty
« on: August 02, 2016, 06:35:38 PM »
I'm going to the airport in half an hour.

Headed towards Norway.
Have a safe trip!

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The Flood / Re: Stuck at Jury Duty
« on: August 02, 2016, 06:35:16 PM »
With your recent profile pictures, furry?
Wut?

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The Flood / Re: Is this a boy or girl?
« on: August 02, 2016, 06:33:55 PM »
Lmao omg

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The Flood / Re: Did someone say all too easy?
« on: August 02, 2016, 01:04:10 PM »
I have been summoned back with an update on my personal life, comrades. It seems my penis is doing well, perhaps even better than before. No circumcision required, just removal of a small skin tag. The foreskin can now be pulled down farther than before for increased pleasure, and I can even look like cut guys. It can also be cleaned much better now, and it's overall hygiene has been increased.

Next, I have a full-time teaching interview this afternoon; although it is still a substitute position and different classes everyday. Meh...

Third, I met an amazing girl Saturday night. She is as nerdy as I am and literally likes most things that I do, and we really clicked. She is gorgeous and looks like Scarlet Johannsen mixed with Adele and Marilyn Monroe. She looks like a doll and we had instant chemistry. I'm glad we met each other, and I realized I don't want to just hook up. Only problem is she just got out of a four year relationship, so I don't want to seem too pushy with her. But she does want to see me again and watch the Force Awakens together on Wednesday. She is just as unlucky as I am. On our first date we went to a park with our coffees. It rained and we got soaked, she spilled hers, and by the end of the night my car battery had died.

"mixed with Adele"

So she's fat?
You must be new here.

Roman won't even look at someone if they're under 250 lbs.

not new just ijnactive
lol um yes you most definitely are new, Mr. July 3, 2016.


Shut up nigger faggot.
wow um rude




Awww I think he fits right in ^.^

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The Flood / Re: Stuck at Jury Duty
« on: August 02, 2016, 12:48:29 PM »
I'm gonna do an ollie on my dank wheelchair on the sidewalk.


Sounds pretty bad ass tbh imho fam

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RIP your sanity.

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The Flood / Re: Pokemon August?!
« on: August 02, 2016, 12:46:16 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Pokemon August?!
« on: August 02, 2016, 12:45:17 PM »
no one was spared

not even the children

Burn the little children, make them whole in the eyes of our Lord.


IT

SHALL

BE

SO


I love this more than I should.
Probably my favourite picture of my favourite pokemon


I caught a Psyduck on Pokemon Go the other day and I got really excited because Goldducks are supreme.

My golduck is bad to the ass


Golduck is the only pokemon that I have seen and not caught. I was in a fast moving car (not driving obviously), so it ran away.

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The Flood / Re: Pokemon August?!
« on: August 02, 2016, 12:07:39 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Coppercab (gingers have souls gimp) is now a transwoman
« on: August 02, 2016, 11:14:09 AM »
oh

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The Flood / Re: Pokemon August?!
« on: August 02, 2016, 11:10:16 AM »
no one was spared

not even the children

Burn the little children, make them whole in the eyes of our Lord.


IT

SHALL

BE

SO


I love this more than I should.
Probably my favourite picture of my favourite pokemon


I caught a Psyduck on Pokemon Go the other day and I got really excited because Goldducks are supreme.

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The Flood / Re: Stuck at Jury Duty
« on: August 02, 2016, 11:03:54 AM »
Basically just working and masturbating all week.


Sounds like a great week tbh

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The Flood / Re: Stuck at Jury Duty
« on: August 02, 2016, 10:58:05 AM »
As soon as I posted this they called my name and told me I could go home.

It's great how life works out sometimes.

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The Flood / Re: Pokemon August?!
« on: August 02, 2016, 10:56:55 AM »
no one was spared

not even the children

Burn the little children, make them whole in the eyes of our Lord.


IT

SHALL

BE

SO


I love this more than I should.

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The Flood / Stuck at Jury Duty
« on: August 02, 2016, 09:27:06 AM »
And I haven't been chosen yet. I guess I'm not a good representation of the general public. This I am okay with. Just let me go home.

I'm dying from boredom but luckily I have my gameboy advanced and pokemon yellow  (#gamming).

What are you guys up to today? Doing anything exciting this week?

Who's going to go see Suicide Squad? I'm going on Saturday.

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6666?

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The Flood / Re: Pokemon August?!
« on: August 02, 2016, 09:21:23 AM »
I'll change my avatar in a few hours.
Who's your favorite Pokémon?
Guess.
DAMN IT Ditto was the first pokemon that came to mind. Why don't I ever trust my gut?

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The Flood / Re: I don't have an interesting thread to make
« on: August 02, 2016, 09:15:46 AM »
How are you?

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The Flood / Re: Curse? Coincidence? Or just bad?
« on: August 02, 2016, 09:15:10 AM »
Tl:dr

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The Flood / Re: Pokemon August?!
« on: August 02, 2016, 09:14:15 AM »
Some of us go through avatars like dirty underwear: Unexpected and at random intervals.

JOIN UUSS


ok fine

option 1 or 2?



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The Flood / Re: Pokemon August?!
« on: August 02, 2016, 06:26:03 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Pokemon August?!
« on: August 02, 2016, 06:22:14 AM »
You know what? This gives me a fun idea.
I was hoping you'd  choose Magikarp.

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The Flood / Re: I pulled a Roman
« on: August 01, 2016, 09:17:54 PM »
So sorry pour some milk on it.

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The Flood / Re: Pokemon August?!
« on: August 01, 2016, 08:38:18 PM »
This makes me happy




So many Pokemon!!!
wait why are the avatars for you so huge lol
Oops I was on my iMac when I screenshot this... sorry it has a huge screen...

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The Flood / Re: Pokemon August?!
« on: August 01, 2016, 08:37:02 PM »
I'll change my avatar in a few hours.
Who's your favorite Pokémon?

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The Flood / Re: Pokemon August?!
« on: August 01, 2016, 06:06:04 PM »
This makes me happy




So many Pokemon!!!
did you see vulpix' new alola form

YES OMG DID YOU SEE NINETAILS?! They are sooo prettyyyy


I was thinking about using that as my avatar but I think what I've got going right now is pretty solid.
one of my favorite Pokemon designs in years tbh. But then again I already really liked ninetails

And yeah gotta give the community time to make some good art for it.

I think it's really cool that the alola Ninetails is Ice and Fairy

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The Flood / Re: Pokemon August?!
« on: August 01, 2016, 06:05:23 PM »
Give me a cute Gardevoir pic with no sexualization or a cool looking Superior and I may, MAY change my Best Tali into a pokemon.







OMG WHY ARE GARDEVOIRS SO SEXUALIZED?! MY GODDAMNED EYES

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The Flood / Re: Pokemon August?!
« on: August 01, 2016, 05:51:32 PM »
This makes me happy




So many Pokemon!!!
did you see vulpix' new alola form

YES OMG DID YOU SEE NINETAILS?! They are sooo prettyyyy


I was thinking about using that as my avatar but I think what I've got going right now is pretty solid.

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The Flood / Re: Pokemon August?!
« on: August 01, 2016, 05:38:31 PM »
This makes me happy




So many Pokemon!!!

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The Flood / Re: oh my god
« on: August 01, 2016, 05:32:55 PM »
Senpai noticed you!
lol I wish ViolatedBear was me

I was just browsing Josh Peck's AMA from three years ago and found a super heartwarming reply

oh.

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