So I just ate a whole pizza. It was the frozen tombstone kind with cheese and pizza. I successfully feel like a fat ass, but I am happily overly full. I wanna go on a run now but I don't have time because I have to go to work. All I want to do is get into shape, but it's so hard when you're lazy and have a fucked up back thanks to a moronic bimbo rear ending me while I was at a dead stop waiting on a red light, and she was going 50 miles per hour (about 80 kph). That was a year ago. I'm still hurting but the exercise is helping but I need to better motivate myself. Any tips or advice on how to not be such a lazy whiny bitch? :3

Last Words...

BE WARNED THESE ARE RECORDINGS OF PEOPLE RIGHT BEFORE THEIR DEATH...

http://www.planecrashinfo.com/lastwords.htm

It's a link to a website that you can listen to the last words of the pilot crew before the plane crashes.

It's pretty scary and saddening stuff, but I wanted to share these morbid last moments of those before they fell from the sky...

I will hold you in my heart secret place of brutal honesty and lack of banning...

<3 Good night forever...

I'm trying to figure out how to avoid moding my wii in order to play a japanese gamecube game on my wii.
I looked online and the directions are really confusing, and I even tried the whole "start" and "eject disk" at the same time and I couldn't get it to work.

Any advice?

Please and Thank you!

Has sep7agon become a bnet reposting landfill? Seriously guys if you miss bnet so much why are you here?

So today I am entering a Guilty Gear Torunament XRD with my fiancé and a few of our friends. I have been training this whole past week, and I think I'm ready to kick some ass! I'm thinking of entering as Kai who I have been experimenting with, because I usually play Millia or I-No but my performance with Kai out plays them.

The tournament will be held at a local gaming bar in Georgia, and I don't know if it will be on Twitch or not (I'll let you know if it is).
So yeah wish me luck!

I give you your sexy grandma's dancing to the groove baby!


1000th post <3 couldn't do it without you.

I've been here for almost a month now.
I've enjoyed almost every moment of it.
So what do you think guys should I just go ahead and kill myself now, or do you somewhat enjoy my company?
<3 thanks for being so entertaining and amusing here!

The follow is a tutorial on how to customize your own GameCube controller.

Enjoy!

First off you will need:
- the controller
- spray paint (colors and clear coat)
- paint brushes and art sponges
- a screw driver
- a tri-wing tool
- a bowl of water
- Clorox wipes
- paper towels
- sand paper
- stickers (optional)


Step one:

I gathered all of my materials which took about half a day because I had to run around town to get everything.

Step two:

I used the tri-wing tool to remove the six screws on the back of the controller


Step three:


Carefully unscrew the the four screws two are on the triggers. Lay the sensors face up as to not mess with their calibration, mark the start button as to which way is up. Place the motherboard and censors in a plastic bag, seal it, and put it in a safe place.

Step four:


The I thoroughly cleaned the controller and buttons with a Clorox wipe.

Step five:


I taped off the joy stick and c-sticks because the rubber will not bond well with the paint

Step six:


Sand the shit out of the buttons and controller shell like really scuff it up.
This helps bond the paint to the plastic.


Step seven:


Rinse off the controller shell and buttons in a bowl of water using a paintbrush to wipe the plastic residue out of the nooks and crannies. Then dry!

Step eight:


Spray paint time! I'm starting with a cream as a base color.


You want to do at least three thin coats make sure to let it dry at least 20 minutes in between each coat.

Step nine:


Paint your buttons. I used an acrylic gold, but I have found through doing this process it is best to spray paint the buttons because you risk doing too thick of a coat in acrylic which can cause your buttons to sick.

Step ten:


I taped off the tips of my controller handles in a fox tail tip design to keep the cream color visible, and then I sprayed it orange.




Step eleven:


Check paint line up and do touch ups.
I had to touch up where the colors met on the front and back of the controller shells.
I also had to cover up some over spray by spraying spray paint into a plastic bag and then used a fine tipped paintbrush to smooth out the lines.

Step twelve:


Finally step thirteen:

Put the controller back together and enjoy!





If you noticed I have used the starfox symbol to memo rate Smash Bros.

So tell me what you think.
Ask any questions that come to mind!
Thank you!

Why are you here?
Just whoooo are you again?

Chat/Discussion.


<3

Hey everyone!
I've been working on a DIY project and working a lot, so I haven't been able to really get on here much.
I missed it.

So... What have you been up too?
Did you miss me? :3

Okay...
So I kind of want to, but I'm scared it will look so stupid and retarded...
Therefore I am here, because I know you guys can be brutally honest and that's what I want.

Le pictures of now:



As you can see I currently have some black in my hair:



So what do you think? 'cause usually my hair is this color:


sorry for whoring myself out there... people irl just say "do what you want" and won't tell me their opinion if they think I will look like an idiot or not.

Thanks guys for being you!

Saw these at the grocery store today...
This was the highlight of my day...
Sad.

What was your highlight today?

http://gizmodo.com/this-dildo-holds-your-dead-lovers-ashes-1700423575

I just saw this on my facebook newsfeed and I'm in shock.
Like I'm all for dildos but this is a little too far for me.
What do you think? I know there's quite a few more guys than girls on here, so how would you feel if your lover put your ashes in here and then pleased herself with it?
And... GO!

What character(s) are your best and which are your worst, why?
What are your strengths AND weaknesses?
 What's your favorite level, why?
What is your favorite move?
What are your tips for n00bs?

I'm going to start training for a tournament soon.



I'm pretty good with Wario because of his strong shoulder lunges and his arial pound slams. My favorite move would have to be his over+b charging towards the opponent, and let's just face it his fart move is hilarious, but it is not very effective for me.



Yes, I love Peach, but mainly for her saving play. She is the easiest character to keep from crashing down into the abyss, but unless you know how to make that to your advantage you will soon become a target for juggling tools. I juggle best with Peach unless I accidentally pull out her parasol which then leaves open unless I decide to kick my way down. My biggest issue with Peach would be I cannot get the hand of throwing her turnips. For whatever reason I cannot grasp this and so I avoid it all costs. 



I am sad to say that Falcon is my weakest game. His speed throws me off and I cannot keep him on the stage. No matter how hard I try I cannot get him to do what I want therefore I refuse to play him.



Final Destination has to be my favorite stage because of its wide open arena. This was the stage I learned edge guarding and spiking fun.

My tip for n00bs would be keep practicing, don't rage quit, and if you begin to develop blisters just know it is worth the pain and that you are doing it right... Or it means stop button mashing ya n00b.

<3