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« on: April 21, 2015, 12:17:37 AM »
Letter please!
"Dear Fruit, Congratulations! You've won! Sincerely, Fruit" You wake up in heaven.
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« on: April 21, 2015, 12:14:41 AM »
Chest
The sanic song echoes forever in that place
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« on: April 21, 2015, 12:11:07 AM »
Coffin
You see a very archaic mummy. You wait there in that room for 3 days. You grow about 5 more arms during that period. A man wearing a robe and wizard hat walks out of the mummy's mouth and quickly sets you on fire. You wake up in your bedroom. The wizard is sleeping next to you.
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« on: April 21, 2015, 12:03:07 AM »
The chest
You find a silver ring. You put it on, and nothing happens. You wake up in your room.
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« on: April 20, 2015, 11:45:13 PM »
Letter.
You can't read the letter because it's written in a language you've never seen before. You wonder if you're even on Earth. None of that really matters, because you awaken on your bed with a baby grizzly bear on your lap.
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« on: April 20, 2015, 11:31:04 PM »
What you don't realize is that everything you see is two dimmensional according to your eyes, so really, we are all 2D in a way. Waifuism is here to stay and you are a big meanie
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« on: April 20, 2015, 11:23:32 PM »
Elegiac
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« on: April 20, 2015, 11:21:05 PM »
the dude with a cage on his face
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« on: April 20, 2015, 11:17:05 PM »
the letter
You read the letter, yet for some reason you can't recall what you read. The entire room, walls included, becomes perfectly horizontal. You stumble onto the bottom wall. What now looks like a tunnel multiples into 12 different tunnels encircling you as the former ground floor behind you disappears. Alligator men appear out of nowhere and charge at you from all 12 directions.
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« on: April 20, 2015, 10:59:01 PM »
>mfw when I can't choose between the letter and chest
I guess I will go with the letter.
The letter transforms into a squid moth hybrid and kills you instantly.
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« on: April 20, 2015, 06:31:12 PM »
creepin' myself out with my own writing bbl
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« on: April 20, 2015, 06:28:55 PM »
*opens coffin*
You see an exact copy of you as look right now laying down, sleeping. An explosion behind you makes an opening for which to escape. Peering outside, you see a meadow as far as the eye can see, and a cobblestone path leading forever ahead of you into the dusk horizon.
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« on: April 20, 2015, 06:14:43 PM »
Coffin.
There's nothing inside the coffin.. Without any warning, blood starts to spurt furiously from the cracks of the stone floor beneath your feet. The blood rapidly fills the stone room, and soon the levels rise, carrying you with it until you reach the foggy light above..
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« on: April 20, 2015, 06:02:17 PM »
The chest
You find a mermaid within the chest, she has a nice set of double d's. You squeeze her chest, and instantly you teleport home.
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« on: April 20, 2015, 05:59:19 PM »
The chest.
You 200k's worth of gold coins.
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« on: April 20, 2015, 05:57:14 PM »
I'm gonna open the coffin since no one else has yet
pardon the lateness You find this guy
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« on: April 19, 2015, 03:27:15 AM »
The shit I come up with at 4:25AM
thanks for participating you all
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« on: April 19, 2015, 03:25:03 AM »
The letter
You open the letter, but before you can read a word, a boulder falls from the light and lands on you. Everything turns to white, and a sense of contentment ensues
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« on: April 19, 2015, 03:19:13 AM »
I guess I'd go with the envelope.
"Dear Ushan, You've been dead for 30 years already. I'm so sorry. Sincerely, ___"
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« on: April 19, 2015, 03:15:26 AM »
Open the treasure chest
A sexy valkyrie emerges, grasps your hand and leads you upwards to the light
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« on: April 19, 2015, 03:09:55 AM »
You're inside a small, silver-colored stone circular place. The walls seem to stretch impossibly high, and there's no ceiling visible to you, only a soft, foggy light in its place. Everything inside the place is bright yet fuzzy at the same time.
On the floor before you are: a letter, a coffin, and a treasure chest.
You can only open one
What do you do?
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« on: April 19, 2015, 02:52:26 AM »
lemonade stand
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« on: April 19, 2015, 02:48:36 AM »
My favorite fruit
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« on: April 19, 2015, 02:46:45 AM »
This thread makes even more suicidal
thanks Zoid
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« on: April 19, 2015, 02:44:47 AM »
I forgive you.
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« on: April 17, 2015, 03:03:02 AM »
just kidding
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« on: April 17, 2015, 03:01:54 AM »
Your act of destruction cannot destroy the Central Core because it is protected by our bonds of comradeship and noble, pure hearts
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« on: April 17, 2015, 02:54:27 AM »
Seven from FF Type 0 HD has a thigh gap and it looks great on her
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« on: April 17, 2015, 02:39:31 AM »
What is your opinion of Noodles?
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« on: April 16, 2015, 08:03:43 PM »
How could anyone not mention the bards from the AC games
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