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« on: April 23, 2015, 01:36:30 AM »
I post with passion in my loins
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« on: April 23, 2015, 01:31:11 AM »
Guys this is very normal
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« on: April 23, 2015, 01:28:25 AM »
Will you ever say sorry for all the damage and destruction you have caused?
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« on: April 23, 2015, 01:22:52 AM »
Mcdonald's bacon isn't even worth the trouble
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« on: April 23, 2015, 01:20:19 AM »
I don't understand the topic at hand
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« on: April 23, 2015, 01:18:41 AM »
I'm just kidding
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« on: April 23, 2015, 01:17:52 AM »
Hold your breathe to the count of 500 and then take another breathe but try not to exhale ever again
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« on: April 23, 2015, 01:12:53 AM »
Why did you come to this place of virgins and dried semen?
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« on: April 23, 2015, 01:07:03 AM »
"Gladdes, will you pass the margarine?" said Benjamin. He chewed on his steak while he grasped his knife and fork.
"There's only butter," Gladdes muttered as she passed the butter to Benjamin amidst the lively atmosphere of the trendy South Bronx restaurant.
"Gladdes," said Benjamin through mouthfuls of multigrain bread, "How about I butter your muffins later tonight."
LATER THAT NIGHT
The door of the apartment slammed open as Benjamin made out with Gladdes, who latched onto Benjamin's torso with both her arms and legs.
"Ohhhh Benjamin, take me, take me now!!"
Gladdes was hurled onto the luxurious pearl colored sofa. She took off her dress and panties, revealing a pristine bouquet of hydrangeas where the vagina would normally be
"Gladdes, I am almost cumming."
He hurriedly whipped out a garden hose out of his trousers and immediately unloaded all over Gladdes.
"OOHHHH BENJAMIN!!!"
He just kept cumming and cumming and cumming until the entire apartment was flooded. Gladdes' dog started to drown in the background
"Gladdes, you like that baby??" said Benjamin as a piece of cauliflower popped out of his butt.
"n0," moaned Gladdes.
LATER THAT NIGHT
The firemen had managed fix the flooded situation. Gladdes' dog was rescued and became the firemen's first mascot.
On the sofa, Benjamin caressed Gladdes' ample ass with butter.
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« on: April 23, 2015, 12:11:16 AM »
Something's not right.
This new wave of users can't be legitimate. The shitposting is too bold, and too frequent.
I'm not new
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« on: April 22, 2015, 11:58:44 PM »
Good to here your testicles are finally dropping.
shut the FUCK up
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« on: April 22, 2015, 11:51:14 PM »
Something big is about to go down
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« on: April 22, 2015, 03:10:29 AM »
Can't he just he pardoned or something?
lolwut
"Hey, let's pardon all of those SS guys in the concentration camps because they were brainwashed by Hitler"
that's an example that looks good on the service but crumbles when you examine it more deeply
Doesn't change the fact that pardoning Dzhohkar would be fucking insane. Him being "brainwashed" doesn't change the fact that he participated in the bombings...
And then also consider the fact that he's pretty much a jihadist now.
Fair enough, I guess a lighter sentence of 25 years would be ok, I think only because he's quite clearly mentally ill.
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« on: April 22, 2015, 03:05:27 AM »
how do you think the wall giants go to the bathroom
I have no penis and I must pee.
pee out of ur butt you nancyboy
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« on: April 22, 2015, 03:03:21 AM »
Can't he just he pardoned or something?
lolwut
"Hey, let's pardon all of those SS guys in the concentration camps because they were brainwashed by Hitler"
that's an example that looks good on the service but crumbles when you examine it more deeply
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« on: April 22, 2015, 02:59:46 AM »
booooo
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« on: April 22, 2015, 02:56:03 AM »
Can't he just be pardoned or something? He was literally brainwashed by his brother
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« on: April 22, 2015, 02:52:46 AM »
how do you think the wall giants go to the bathroom
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« on: April 22, 2015, 02:50:32 AM »
lol not really
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« on: April 22, 2015, 02:48:42 AM »
I was under a quite a dry spell too until I found a good game
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« on: April 22, 2015, 02:37:15 AM »
Naruto is not even in the same universe as some better animes
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« on: April 21, 2015, 07:36:31 PM »
To rap
why'd you get banned??
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« on: April 21, 2015, 07:34:52 PM »
I dreamt we lived in a 21st century society where mankind was enslaved to lights on a tablet of plastic, and that humanity valued artificial relationships rather than actual conversation.
Shhhh go back to sleep
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« on: April 21, 2015, 07:32:08 PM »
To not wake up
That's deep as fuck, unless you're referring to death >>
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« on: April 21, 2015, 07:22:44 PM »
Share if you'd like
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« on: April 21, 2015, 12:19:18 PM »
I was walking on a forest path that overlooks a wide river. It was dusk, but all I could really see were storm clouds darkening the landscape.
I remember there used to be more trees there, and how I used to walk my dog through the place; both of those things aren't really here anymore.
Looking at the murky waters being tossled by the bellicose wind, I knew then that I was gone too. This world seems to be dying, and I think my life seemed to be a microcosm of this greater process. Death gives way to life, so I'm grateful in a way that soon I can become something new. I'm grateful for being part of this unknown process.
I just wish it didn't have to be this way, you know?
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« on: April 21, 2015, 10:54:49 AM »
What if he never comes back?
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« on: April 21, 2015, 12:27:47 AM »
lol what
you fucking fgt why do you necrobump my thread lol
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« on: April 21, 2015, 12:22:25 AM »
he doesn't have a nose
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« on: April 21, 2015, 12:20:30 AM »
everyone will fucking die, just like in Reach
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