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Messages - Dr. Freud
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« on: June 03, 2015, 06:51:00 PM »
Aw shit, nigga. This is my thread.
Cheat - Faggotry
Mr. Psychologist - Fraudulent Psychiatry
Meta Cognition - Narcissism
Second Class - Narcissism
Challenger - Severe Cocaine Deficiency
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« on: May 10, 2015, 02:39:48 PM »
Of course not. I bet that fucboi doesn't even snort cocaine on a daily basis.
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« on: May 04, 2015, 10:30:53 PM »
Bitch, you tryin' ta say summin'?
You need a better alt, Mr P.
I'm not Mr. "Psychologist".
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« on: May 04, 2015, 10:25:51 PM »
Bitch, you tryin' ta say summin'?
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« on: April 22, 2015, 11:56:33 PM »
Good to hear your testicles are finally dropping.
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« on: April 22, 2015, 10:54:53 PM »
Are you aware of your Electra Complex?
Electra complex?
Do elaborate!
You want to sex your daddy.
Ah the Freudian!
The. You must want to sex your mommy!
Leave the psychoanalysis to the experts, buddy.
I'm beginning to learn so I do love learning more. I'm a psychology major in college but I'm a freshman. So teach me a thing or to if you like. I am very interested in the realm of psychology.
Alright chil'un, listen close, now. 1. Women have psychological need to have children to make up for the fact that they don't have male genitals. Because everyone know that stuff is superior. 2. Cocaine has a wide variety of applications as a medicine for the mind. I recommend it for almost every illness I've encoutered. Hell, I recommend it even if you don't have anything wrong with you. It's the bee's knees, the cat's hats, the dog's clogs, the fox's boxes, the bear's hairs, the snakes rake's, the fish's dishes, the crane's plains, the bird's turds, the whale's scales. TL;DR 3. Carl Jung is a plagiarising piece of shit 4. I am not a randy old bastard who's theories are based on what I may or may not of heard from my patients while under the influence of cocaine. 5. My theories do not have a male bias, they have a male fact. 6. COCAINE!
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« on: April 22, 2015, 09:55:22 PM »
Are you aware of your Electra Complex?
Electra complex?
Do elaborate!
You want to sex your daddy.
Ah the Freudian!
The. You must want to sex your mommy!
Leave the psychoanalysis to the experts, buddy.
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« on: April 22, 2015, 09:40:10 PM »
Are you aware of your Electra Complex?
Electra complex?
Do elaborate!
You want to sex your daddy.
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« on: April 22, 2015, 06:42:35 PM »
This almost reminds me of a sitcom,
"Dr. Freud, and Friends," on Fox.
Terrible choice in webcomics.
Closet sisterfucker detected.
Well, guilty of one.
But which?
Both are issues that need resolving immediately.
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« on: April 22, 2015, 06:41:27 PM »
Are you aware of your Electra Complex?
101
« on: April 21, 2015, 02:26:26 AM »
You ain't shit, nigga.
Confirmed fraud. Sigmund Freud is a lunatic. #endofstory
#RagingInferiorityComplex
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« on: April 21, 2015, 01:59:43 AM »
You ain't shit, nigga.
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« on: April 11, 2015, 10:34:26 PM »
OH OH DO ME DOC
Call me daddy. *Yanks off pants*
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« on: April 11, 2015, 10:20:25 PM »
More like Dr. Fraud lmao
Feelings of inferiority due to my astounding good looks and intelligence. Don't worry, everyone in my presence gets this, you will just need to find a more appropriate method of dealing with your inferiority complex other than making disparaging remarks against people who make you feel insecure. Might I suggest cocaine?
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« on: April 11, 2015, 10:12:16 PM »
Freud, how do you do Professor?
Smoke weed erry day while being white and in a suit.
One Word
Fuck you punk ass bitch! Do you have a degree in psychology? No!
And guess what, I don't either, BECAUSE I MOTHERFUCKING INVENTED THE FIELD!
DON'T GIVE ME NO SHIT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SUBTLETIES AND NUANCES OF ACADEMIA, YOU GODDAMNED SCALIE MOTHERFUCKER!
What in the name of our Lord did you just say about me, you little heathen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Vacation Bible School, and I’ve been involved in numerous biased acts of moderation, and I have over 300 Christian Rock songs. I am trained in spiritual warfare and I’m the top preacher in the entire anti-homosexual campaign. You are nothing to me but just another atheist. I will baptize you in 1,000 rivers with holiness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my blessed words. You think you can get away with saying those falsehoods to me over the Internet? Think again, heathen. As we speak I am praying to my Lord and Savior in Heaven and your IP is being told to me right now on a piece of toast so you better prepare for the blood, blasphemer. The blood of Jesus that saved me and will wipe away the sins from the pathetic little thing you call your soul. You’re fixing to be saved, son. My God can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in infinite ways, and that's just with natural causes. Not only am I extensively trained in the forum moderation, but I have access to its entire arsenal of tools and post editing power, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable account clean from Sep7agon.net, you little shitposter. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your low quality spam. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re not paying the price because Jesus payed it for you, you foolish sinner. My God will shower fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re going to Hell, kiddo.
update: oh wait I'm not a mod lol
You have daddy issues, why else would you look to a religion with such a hardcore father figure for its deity?
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« on: April 11, 2015, 10:09:54 PM »
Meowtherfucker
You have yet to accept that you are not a cat.
But... I am cat
Precisely my point.
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« on: April 11, 2015, 10:09:19 PM »
Hit me.
Closet scalie.
Just because I don't flaunt something around doesn't mean that I'm in the closet with it. I'm interested in anthropomorphic lizards and things like it, I'm just not invested into it like most are.
I should mention that by interested I don't mean sexually.
Mostly not wrong though, that's what counts.
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« on: April 11, 2015, 10:07:54 PM »
No, I just don't have the patience for that.
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« on: April 11, 2015, 03:26:31 AM »
remember that one alt who posed as a black professor or something, and said he was gonna evaluate everyone who posted
and then he didn't do it
same shit, different day
I'm lazy, sue me.
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« on: April 11, 2015, 03:22:06 AM »
Go for it Doc.
Repressed homosexuality. It's pretty much implied if you're Canadian.
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« on: April 11, 2015, 03:20:10 AM »
k.
Your psyche is clearly being affected by your proximity to mormons. Take 100g of cocaine every day when you wake up.
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« on: April 11, 2015, 03:14:23 AM »
Tell me, am I insane?
You're avatars frighten me for some reason, so I'm going to say yes.
It's frightening you so.
This is pleasing.
That doesn't help.
Hot.
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« on: April 11, 2015, 02:53:07 AM »
Tell me, am I insane?
You're avatars frighten me for some reason, so I'm going to say yes.
It's frightening you so.
This is pleasing.
That doesn't help.
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« on: April 11, 2015, 02:47:48 AM »
Tell me, am I insane?
You're avatars frighten me for some reason, so I'm going to say yes.
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« on: April 11, 2015, 02:46:03 AM »
Ok
You should switch from smoking crack to snorting cocaine.
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« on: April 11, 2015, 02:45:02 AM »
um oh
um no
Disassociative Identity Disorder. I'm not sure how to deal with this malady as it was first discovered after my time, but I guess the two of you can work out some sort of bang-buddy deal until one personality absorbs the other. Have fun in your new life together.
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« on: April 11, 2015, 02:41:10 AM »
I wish to be psychanalyzed
You're into greek
Spoiler food Spoiler being shoved up your anus because you failed to properly develop during the anal stage of psychosexual development.
The fuck
Are you even trying
Not really, no. I have dictionary that I throw darts at to determine how I respond to people.
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« on: April 11, 2015, 02:39:09 AM »
hit me with your best shot, you austrian crackpot
Violence is an poor method with dealing with frustration or anger because it enforces violent behaviour in the rest of your life. I would suggest talking to those who cause you your frustrations and try to reach a diplomatic resolution.
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« on: April 11, 2015, 02:36:19 AM »
Hi
Poor taste in hoodies.
I'm not sure what that means but I'm just going to say you're secretly a transvestite.
And you sir, are a quack.
Duck beats fox.
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« on: April 11, 2015, 02:34:58 AM »
Freud, how do you do Professor?
Smoke weed erry day while being white and in a suit.
One Word
Fuck you punk ass bitch! Do you have a degree in psychology? No! And guess what, I don't either, BECAUSE I MOTHERFUCKING INVENTED THE FIELD! DON'T GIVE ME NO SHIT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SUBTLETIES AND NUANCES OF ACADEMIA, YOU GODDAMNED SCALIE MOTHERFUCKER!
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