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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 10:06:46 AM »
I've a recurring nightmare about young females killing me, usually they have the face of a cousin.

What do besides more cocaine?

Stop being a pedophile.

However, if that is out of the question, I am currently researching the psychiatric applications of a new opiate called "Heroin".
tell me more about this "heroin"

It dulls the pain caused by my late stage cancer and it make me high as balls.
How much?

Not as much as morphine.
I'll take twenty.

That'll be 420 ryletokens.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 09:38:17 AM »
I've a recurring nightmare about young females killing me, usually they have the face of a cousin.

What do besides more cocaine?

Stop being a pedophile.

However, if that is out of the question, I am currently researching the psychiatric applications of a new opiate called "Heroin".
tell me more about this "heroin"

It dulls the pain caused by my late stage cancer and it make me high as balls.
How much?

Not as much as morphine.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 09:34:49 AM »
I've a recurring nightmare about young females killing me, usually they have the face of a cousin.

What do besides more cocaine?

Stop being a pedophile.

However, if that is out of the question, I am currently researching the psychiatric applications of a new opiate called "Heroin".
tell me more about this "heroin"

It dulls the pain caused by my late stage cancer and it make me high as balls.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 09:25:42 AM »
Good morning Dr. Freud.


Good morning to you, too. Are you looking for an evaluation, prescription, or are you just here for pleasantries, you filthy Acadian?
Evaluation please.

Total pegboy.

NEXT!
oh

Indeed.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 09:22:51 AM »
:''''(

Psychology is no place for emotions, GTFO of my office, bitch!
im actually gonna kill myself now

I'm prescribing your bitch-ass some heroin, calm your titties.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 09:19:44 AM »
Good morning Dr. Freud.


Good morning to you, too. Are you looking for an evaluation, prescription, or are you just here for pleasantries, you filthy Acadian?
Evaluation please.

Total pegboy.

NEXT!

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 09:19:02 AM »
:''''(

Psychology is no place for emotions, GTFO of my office, bitch!

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 09:17:47 AM »
I've a recurring nightmare about young females killing me, usually they have the face of a cousin.

What do besides more cocaine?

Stop being a pedophile.

However, if that is out of the question, I am currently researching the psychiatric applications of a new opiate called "Heroin".

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 09:13:53 AM »
Good morning Dr. Freud.


Good morning to you, too. Are you looking for an evaluation, prescription, or are you just here for pleasantries, you filthy Acadian?

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The Flood / I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 09:07:10 AM »
Post your inner thoughts and feelings here if you want a random stranger to judge you on your worst aspects because I'm not a fucking pussy like Carl Rogers.

I'll also do dreams and shit, if you're into that.

To prove that I actually have something resembling a work ethic, I'll start with (I think) the only person in my previous thread that didn't get a psychological evaluation: RC.


You're fat.

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The Flood / Re: Mr P Appreciation Thread
« on: July 07, 2015, 06:34:25 AM »
10/10 mod

Would have unethical therapist-patient sex with.

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The Flood / Re: It's just so frustrating
« on: July 06, 2015, 02:28:53 AM »
The Omnissiah a shit

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The Flood / Re: Mental diseases are fake
« on: July 02, 2015, 04:58:31 PM »
You found me out, skippy.

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The Flood / Re: Its Psy's birthday today
« on: June 29, 2015, 04:49:59 PM »
Spoiler
FRAUD

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The Flood / Re: I think that I am cool
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:15:30 AM »
Bitch, you ain't.

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The Flood / Re: So, I've Been Out of the Psychology Loop for a While
« on: June 13, 2015, 02:13:51 AM »
The mother is a female, and thus an Oedipus complex.

But the daughter is female, and thus an Electra Complex.

And I don't know any Ancient Greek homosexuals that killed over love and such.

I mean, I assume there where, those guys were crazy as bedbugs for that shit, just none that I know of.

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The Flood / So, I've Been Out of the Psychology Loop for a While
« on: June 13, 2015, 01:46:07 AM »
You know, being dead from Morphine overdose and all, but I've been catching up on the day to day things since then. One of he things I've been fascinated with has been television shows, the one I'm currently on is Orange is the New Black. This show has raised a question which I'm not sure how to answer, which is a first for me, being who I am. So, my question is: if a lesbian wants to fuck their mother, do they have an Oedipus Complex or an Electra Complex?

I find this truly troubling. Also, I never knew women could experience homosexuality, what a time to be alive!

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The Flood / Re: Mr. Psychologist
« on: June 06, 2015, 05:14:05 PM »
Amen, motherfucker. That bitch ain't nothin'.

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The Flood / Re: Describe other users with mental illnesses
« on: June 03, 2015, 11:19:31 PM »
me?
theism
at least im not a depressed megalomaniacal sociopath

Should the above be preferable to being a theistic bastard?

I dont know? Is simply beliving the universe is involved with at least abit more than we are can scientifically obseve and quantyfy that much worse than wanting to commit genocide because I feel sad and project my insercurities on everyone else?
Yes

Das knows what's up.

10/10 psyche, my friend.

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The Flood / Re: Describe other users with mental illnesses
« on: June 03, 2015, 10:20:18 PM »
me?
theism
at least im not a depressed megalomaniacal sociopath

Should the above be preferable to being a theistic bastard?

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The Flood / Re: Describe other users with mental illnesses
« on: June 03, 2015, 08:13:07 PM »
What am i

A filthy goddamned Japanophile.

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The Flood / Re: Describe other users with mental illnesses
« on: June 03, 2015, 07:46:00 PM »
I said it in the one thread and I'll say it again...

You fuckers need sectioning.

Of course you would, you charlatan. I bet you don't even approve of cocaine as a psychiatric miracle drug.
<_______<

The irony of that username and that first sentence is causing my eyes to bleed.

What you sayin' to me, bitch? I'll rip your arm off and smack you back to Stone Age with it.
>tfw no arms

Don't get smart with me, you mechanical freak.
Robophobe

Better a robophobe than a robophiliac.
No that's something else.

Transhumanist is the term >_>

Go back to molesting your vacuum cleaner.
rood

Dood

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The Flood / Re: Describe other users with mental illnesses
« on: June 03, 2015, 07:24:40 PM »
I said it in the one thread and I'll say it again...

You fuckers need sectioning.

Of course you would, you charlatan. I bet you don't even approve of cocaine as a psychiatric miracle drug.
<_______<

The irony of that username and that first sentence is causing my eyes to bleed.

What you sayin' to me, bitch? I'll rip your arm off and smack you back to Stone Age with it.
>tfw no arms

Don't get smart with me, you mechanical freak.
Robophobe

Better a robophobe than a robophiliac.
No that's something else.

Transhumanist is the term >_>

Go back to molesting your vacuum cleaner.

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The Flood / Re: Describe other users with mental illnesses
« on: June 03, 2015, 07:21:24 PM »
I said it in the one thread and I'll say it again...

You fuckers need sectioning.

Of course you would, you charlatan. I bet you don't even approve of cocaine as a psychiatric miracle drug.
<_______<

The irony of that username and that first sentence is causing my eyes to bleed.

What you sayin' to me, bitch? I'll rip your arm off and smack you back to Stone Age with it.
>tfw no arms

Don't get smart with me, you mechanical freak.
Robophobe

Better a robophobe than a robophiliac.

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The Flood / Re: Describe other users with mental illnesses
« on: June 03, 2015, 07:16:11 PM »
I said it in the one thread and I'll say it again...

You fuckers need sectioning.

Of course you would, you charlatan. I bet you don't even approve of cocaine as a psychiatric miracle drug.
<_______<

The irony of that username and that first sentence is causing my eyes to bleed.

What you sayin' to me, bitch? I'll rip your arm off and smack you back to Stone Age with it.
>tfw no arms

Don't get smart with me, you mechanical freak.

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The Flood / Re: Describe other users with mental illnesses
« on: June 03, 2015, 07:06:27 PM »
This thread is a 'intellectual' circle jerk

Clearly a faggot.

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The Flood / Re: Describe other users with mental illnesses
« on: June 03, 2015, 07:05:05 PM »
I said it in the one thread and I'll say it again...

You fuckers need sectioning.

Of course you would, you charlatan. I bet you don't even approve of cocaine as a psychiatric miracle drug.
<_______<

The irony of that username and that first sentence is causing my eyes to bleed.

What you sayin' to me, bitch? I'll rip your arm off and smack you back to Stone Age with it.

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The Flood / Re: Describe other users with mental illnesses
« on: June 03, 2015, 06:57:40 PM »
I said it in the one thread and I'll say it again...

You fuckers need sectioning.

Of course you would, you charlatan. I bet you don't even approve of cocaine as a psychiatric miracle drug.

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The Flood / Re: Describe other users with mental illnesses
« on: June 03, 2015, 06:52:27 PM »
*waits for judgement*

You're fine.

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