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The Flood / Re: Quick Drawing Requests
« on: July 15, 2015, 11:36:25 AM »

Draw naru in a dress getting pounded
wait what

No worries naru I won't draw you getting pounded. Sorry oss
Cas is doing the drawing anyways ;__;

Link me, bae.

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The Flood / Re: Quick Drawing Requests
« on: July 15, 2015, 02:01:09 AM »
Mr. Psychologist and I working out his his deep set issues via sexual therapy.

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The Flood / Re: Psychology Q&A
« on: July 14, 2015, 09:08:04 PM »
Welp, 3am is time for me to stop posting because it's all incoherent from here. Reply in here as you wish and I'll reply properly in the morning when the tablets have worn off lol

Goodnight for now >_>

This is exactly why you want to take cocaine.

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The Flood / Re: Psychology Q&A
« on: July 14, 2015, 09:00:37 PM »
, his teachings and most of all how a lot of the psychodynamic theory is a steaming pile of horseshit.
but you see, it's not.

<_<

The full reply I typed outlined that further. I tend to care less about meatbag mundanity and more about meatbag psychopathology, which isn't psychodynamic's strongpoint.
mad cuz Freud did nothing wrong
Freud did everything wrong

Ayyyyy
Mein Negger, why is Mr P. such a wrong and spiteful little cripple?

He's been corrupted by pussies like Carl Rogers and Abraham Maslow.
Is there anything we can do to help? Does he require more cocaine?

Couldn't hurt.
PCP >

No, PCP causes depersonalization and altered view of ones body image I'm not sure that would fix your desire to become a toaster. I think cocaine would better attach you to your body.

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The Flood / Re: Psychology Q&A
« on: July 14, 2015, 08:42:21 PM »
, his teachings and most of all how a lot of the psychodynamic theory is a steaming pile of horseshit.
but you see, it's not.

<_<

The full reply I typed outlined that further. I tend to care less about meatbag mundanity and more about meatbag psychopathology, which isn't psychodynamic's strongpoint.
mad cuz Freud did nothing wrong
Freud did everything wrong

Ayyyyy
Mein Negger, why is Mr P. such a wrong and spiteful little cripple?

He's been corrupted by pussies like Carl Rogers and Abraham Maslow.
S K I N N E R
K
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R

Had an unhealthy relationship with pigeons.

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The Flood / Re: Psychology Q&A
« on: July 14, 2015, 08:32:42 PM »
, his teachings and most of all how a lot of the psychodynamic theory is a steaming pile of horseshit.
but you see, it's not.

<_<

The full reply I typed outlined that further. I tend to care less about meatbag mundanity and more about meatbag psychopathology, which isn't psychodynamic's strongpoint.
mad cuz Freud did nothing wrong
Freud did everything wrong

Ayyyyy
Mein Negger, why is Mr P. such a wrong and spiteful little cripple?

He's been corrupted by pussies like Carl Rogers and Abraham Maslow.
Is there anything we can do to help? Does he require more cocaine?

Couldn't hurt.

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The Flood / Re: Psychology Q&A
« on: July 14, 2015, 08:29:20 PM »
, his teachings and most of all how a lot of the psychodynamic theory is a steaming pile of horseshit.
but you see, it's not.

<_<

The full reply I typed outlined that further. I tend to care less about meatbag mundanity and more about meatbag psychopathology, which isn't psychodynamic's strongpoint.
mad cuz Freud did nothing wrong
Freud did everything wrong

Ayyyyy
Mein Negger, why is Mr P. such a wrong and spiteful little cripple?

He's been corrupted by pussies like Carl Rogers and Abraham Maslow.

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The Flood / Re: Psychology Q&A
« on: July 14, 2015, 08:28:06 PM »
Why does Flee have sex with horses?

Having sex with horses is a perfectly acceptable pastime.

It's his obsession with circumcised children you should be worried about.

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The Flood / Re: Psychology Q&A
« on: July 14, 2015, 08:24:28 PM »
, his teachings and most of all how a lot of the psychodynamic theory is a steaming pile of horseshit.
but you see, it's not.

<_<

The full reply I typed outlined that further. I tend to care less about meatbag mundanity and more about meatbag psychopathology, which isn't psychodynamic's strongpoint.
mad cuz Freud did nothing wrong
Freud did everything wrong

Ayyyyy

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon gave you
« on: July 14, 2015, 02:46:50 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon gave you
« on: July 14, 2015, 02:45:48 AM »
A large number of case study candidates.

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The Flood / Re: Mr. Psychologist was pronounced dead a few hours ago
« on: July 10, 2015, 02:18:42 PM »
I can't believe it.

I feel so empty now.

That faggot.

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The Flood / Re: midgets
« on: July 10, 2015, 10:32:12 AM »
Nothing odd here.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 03:56:21 PM »
I'll hard-scope you fags

Fukin noob

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 03:50:04 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 12:20:49 PM »
You hide your more effiminate nature behind a mask of cocky arrogance and spite.
How eerily accurate.

fgt

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 12:20:12 PM »
I don't remember what I had for breakfast...

Is that good? Or should I talk about that girl down the street?

The girl sounds more interesting, but only barely.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 11:39:16 AM »
These are always funny to read

Kill yourself.

Can I get a prescription for this

Talk to Kill Yourself, he typically handles this sort of thing, I think.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 11:38:33 AM »
Whoever owns this alt needs a strict regiment of killing themselves.

You seek attention by going beyond the edge of what society would normally deem acceptable to show that you are different from others, when what you really are is another facetless personality on a medium full of people doing just what you are doing with the same motivation as you.


I suggest you develop a drug problem to offset your lackluster personality.
>implying i don't already have a drug problem

qeq

Then increase your ussual dosage or switch to something more potent. God damn, it's not like I'm being paid for this.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 11:36:36 AM »
These are always funny to read

Kill yourself.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 11:28:05 AM »
Whoever owns this alt needs a strict regiment of killing themselves.

You seek attention by going beyond the edge of what society would normally deem acceptable to show that you are different from others, when what you really are is another facetless personality on a medium full of people doing just what you are doing with the same motivation as you.


I suggest you develop a drug problem to offset your lackluster personality.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 11:10:03 AM »
This could be interesting.


You have an inappropriate obsession with circumcised penises, in particular those belonging to children.

I have no choice but to recommend your government chemically (or otherwise) castrate you.
Meh, was expecting something about ponies.

You can fuck a horse whenever you like, I just don't want you making future patients for me.
Thanks doc, this was reassuring. I'll be sure to keep on fighting the good fight against routine infant circumcision in order to reduce the amount of circumcised men who struggle with psychological trauma and issues in later life.

Oh shush you, and take your antiandrogenic medication.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 10:29:14 AM »
This could be interesting.


You have an inappropriate obsession with circumcised penises, in particular those belonging to children.

I have no choice but to recommend your government chemically (or otherwise) castrate you.
Meh, was expecting something about ponies.

You can fuck a horse whenever you like, I just don't want you making future patients for me.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 10:27:41 AM »
I've a recurring nightmare about young females killing me, usually they have the face of a cousin.

What do besides more cocaine?

Stop being a pedophile.

However, if that is out of the question, I am currently researching the psychiatric applications of a new opiate called "Heroin".
tell me more about this "heroin"

It dulls the pain caused by my late stage cancer and it make me high as balls.
How much?

Not as much as morphine.
I'll take twenty.

That'll be 420 ryletokens.
Good lord, man, are you daft to the current market of the memeconomy?

Nigga, do I look like Meta Cognition?
Yes

I think you need to visit an optometrist, son.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 10:21:31 AM »
I've a recurring nightmare about young females killing me, usually they have the face of a cousin.

What do besides more cocaine?

Stop being a pedophile.

However, if that is out of the question, I am currently researching the psychiatric applications of a new opiate called "Heroin".
tell me more about this "heroin"

It dulls the pain caused by my late stage cancer and it make me high as balls.
How much?

Not as much as morphine.
I'll take twenty.

That'll be 420 ryletokens.
Good lord, man, are you daft to the current market of the memeconomy?

Nigga, do I look like Meta Cognition?

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 10:15:21 AM »
This could be interesting.


You have an inappropriate obsession with circumcised penises, in particular those belonging to children.

I have no choice but to recommend your government chemically (or otherwise) castrate you.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 10:13:14 AM »
I had a weird dream the other night. I was trying to find someone, not anyone I know, all I remember is that she was around my age and blonde. I was in a building that reminds me of a light house, there were a lot of books all stacked up against the walls, behind one of the stacks on the second floor I found a door.

When I went through the door I was in a courtyard surrounded by trees with a big statue and a fountain in the middle.  An old lady greeted me and told me that I was in some sort of practice for magic that was here for hundreds of year. That's when I woke up.

You're a faggot chasing after a woman that has no interest in you because you never got over the fact that you never got your letter from Hogwarts.


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I had another dream yesterday where I woke up and the ground and trees were covered with snow despite it being around 30° C and the middle of summer.

You secretly deny the science behind global warming.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 10:10:15 AM »
Okay.

You hide your more effiminate nature behind a mask of cocky arrogance and spite.

It's okay to be a fgt.

Just not in my office.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Re-Opening My Practice!
« on: July 07, 2015, 10:07:30 AM »
Mecha-Legatus Psychologis is here to shut this charlatan down <_<

1v1 me

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