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« on: April 07, 2015, 04:32:34 AM »
be gentle
You seem calm enough from what I've seen of you.
You probably have a raging Oedipus Complex.
You're confusing Lord Ruler with Jim.
Who's the doctor here?
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« on: April 07, 2015, 02:27:38 AM »
Before I entered this thread I thought Psy changed his name...
Prosopagnosia.
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« on: April 07, 2015, 02:26:38 AM »
Whoops, I thought it said Pennsylvania Time.
Dyslexia. NEXT!
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« on: April 07, 2015, 02:25:56 AM »
How was the morphine?
Considering that I was dying of cancer and was in severe pain, it was the most magical sensation I had ever felt up to that point.
I kind of wish I'd gotten to go out on cocaine, though, but that's neither here nor there.
The morphine should have forced you to vomit though.
It wasn't the main thing on my mind at the time.
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« on: April 07, 2015, 02:23:48 AM »
Be rough pls
You appear to have a rather positive self-image. Well, more than positive to be honest. It seems to take the train ride straight into Narcissism City at 12:00 PM sharp. There's nothing wrong with being proud of having a healthy and functioning body, however it seems half the threads you make are to display another selfie of yours. Judging by your avatars, you tend to admire or identify yourself with strong and masculine people and characters. Your mother probably dressed you up in skirts and told you she wished she had had a daughter instead of a boy in your childhood, and you've been compensating for it ever since. That said, judging by your guns, it's not the worst thing a parent could do to their child.
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« on: April 07, 2015, 02:14:08 AM »
be gentle
You seem calm enough from what I've seen of you. You probably have a raging Oedipus Complex.
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« on: April 07, 2015, 01:59:51 AM »
How was the morphine?
Considering that I was dying of cancer and was in severe pain, it was the most magical sensation I had ever felt up to that point. I kind of wish I'd gotten to go out on cocaine, though, but that's neither here nor there.
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« on: April 07, 2015, 01:54:59 AM »
Sup
You appear to be a well rounded individual, though what that means on the internet, I can't really say. Besides that, I can't really say anything unless you're willing to volunteer anything, though I would imagine that it would not be the case. I recommend cocaine if anything changes.
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« on: April 07, 2015, 01:43:08 AM »
You don't know me you don't know my life
As a child, you felt like you never measured up to your same-sex parent/role model. You've suffered from debilitating insecurites since adolescence about not fitting into your assigned gender role.
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« on: April 07, 2015, 01:37:36 AM »
Aw shit, son, do me.
From a brief once-over of your posts, I see you post largely in the Serious and Flood forums. You display intelligence, humour, and wit in many of your posts. Most of your posts are layered in some degree in humour, which could be the result of being generally bored or depressed in your outside life and the desire to lighten things briefly for yourself within the walls of cyberspace. Or, it could simply be a symptom of a playful mind that typically looks for humour and easily loses interest in things that aren't at least in someway amusing to it. Your interests appear to range from anime to the military, which is fairly common for members of this web. Most likely a pedophile. I'd recommend you take 10g-25g of cocaine a day. If nothing changes after a month, get back to me, and we can look into upping your dosage.
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« on: April 07, 2015, 12:32:13 AM »
Mit me, Dr. Sigmund Freud, father of the field of Psychology, explorer into the healing potential of cocaine (COCAINE!), and all round BAMF.
It seems that this internet forum is swarming with the mentally deranged and psychologically ailing, and I have taken it upon myself to offer insight to your issues through the use of psychoanalysis. Aren't you a lucky bunch of perverts and repressed pedophiles? Of course you are.
Now then, onto business, those of you that wish to be psychoanalyzed will need to post in this thread. I will glance through your post history and try to provide you with a summary of your mental state. If you wish to direct me to anything in particular that you feel you may have wrong with you, simply say so.
I will also analyze your dreams, if you want me to do that instead of; or along with your psychological evaluation, simply say so and describe to me the dream or dreams that have been troubling you.
I will have a look at this thread in about an hour or so, and again in the morning. If no one has posted by then, I will bump it because I have nothing better to do.
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« on: April 06, 2015, 11:49:30 PM »
One of these days I'm going to make a Sigmund Freud alt.
That is the most brilliant idea I've heard all day.
Women have children to confront the fact that they don't have a penis.
That dream you had about fishes is your mind trying to tell you you want to have sexual relations with a dolphin.
Jim wants to copulate with older women because he felt neglected by his mother as a child.
Psychoanalyze the entire flood and you'll be a legend. What sort of legend? Only one way to find out.
On it.
God speed, Freud, god speed.
Hello, it's me, Dr. Freud, and what troubles you this fine day?
I may have an addiction to hentai. I'd like you to see with your witch-doctor magic my personal demons and confront them in battle by my frontal lobe (or wherever brain stuff happens).
Who gave you this addiction, Rek'Sai?
Cthulhu probably, but the devil is a likely suspect.
Did you know that H.P. Lovecraft (Not to be confused with the condiment HP Sauce) was a racist and anti-semite that feared fish and racial intermingling?
He also married a jew, saying she was like a "pure" jew or some shit like that
Indeed, he was quite the interesting fellow.
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« on: April 06, 2015, 11:32:35 PM »
HP Sauce
wat
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
It is a brown sauce that goes well on meat.
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« on: April 06, 2015, 11:24:07 PM »
HP Sauce
wat
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« on: April 06, 2015, 11:16:15 PM »
One of these days I'm going to make a Sigmund Freud alt.
That is the most brilliant idea I've heard all day.
Women have children to confront the fact that they don't have a penis.
That dream you had about fishes is your mind trying to tell you you want to have sexual relations with a dolphin.
Jim wants to copulate with older women because he felt neglected by his mother as a child.
Psychoanalyze the entire flood and you'll be a legend. What sort of legend? Only one way to find out.
On it.
God speed, Freud, god speed.
Hello, it's me, Dr. Freud, and what troubles you this fine day?
I may have an addiction to hentai. I'd like you to see with your witch-doctor magic my personal demons and confront them in battle by my frontal lobe (or wherever brain stuff happens).
Who gave you this addiction, Rek'Sai?
Cthulhu probably, but the devil is a likely suspect.
Did you know that H.P. Lovecraft (Not to be confused with the condiment HP Sauce) was a racist and anti-semite that feared fish and racial intermingling?
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« on: April 06, 2015, 11:13:59 PM »
One of these days I'm going to make a Sigmund Freud alt.
That is the most brilliant idea I've heard all day.
Women have children to confront the fact that they don't have a penis.
That dream you had about fishes is your mind trying to tell you you want to have sexual relations with a dolphin.
Jim wants to copulate with older women because he felt neglected by his mother as a child.
Psychoanalyze the entire flood and you'll be a legend. What sort of legend? Only one way to find out.
On it.
God speed, Freud, god speed.
Hello, it's me, Dr. Freud, and what troubles you this fine day?
I may have an addiction to hentai. I'd like you to see with your witch-doctor magic my personal demons and confront them in battle by my frontal lobe (or wherever brain stuff happens).
The main pointof hentai is to create a character that sexually appealing to whatever fetish audience it is directed at and have them engage in unrealistic sexual acts such as with the commonly known tentacle rape scenes. Due to the fact that hentai is intended to satisfy unrealistic sexual desires with unrealistically attractive people, I can only believe that an addiction to it would be the result of unfulfilled sexual needs, the root cause of which, I cannot determine without more insight into your life.
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« on: April 06, 2015, 09:59:00 PM »
One of these days I'm going to make a Sigmund Freud alt.
That is the most brilliant idea I've heard all day.
Women have children to confront the fact that they don't have a penis.
That dream you had about fishes is your mind trying to tell you you want to have sexual relations with a dolphin.
Jim wants to copulate with older women because he felt neglected by his mother as a child.
Psychoanalyze the entire flood and you'll be a legend. What sort of legend? Only one way to find out.
On it.
God speed, Freud, god speed.
Hello, it's me, Dr. Freud, and what troubles you this fine day?
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