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Messages - Dr. Freud
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« on: April 11, 2015, 02:31:28 AM »
Give it to me doc.
You seem normal enough.
how much blow did you rail before this one
Not enough.
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« on: April 11, 2015, 02:31:04 AM »
Fuck it. I'll toss my hat in.
You're an AI in the body of a robot struggling to accept that you aren't human. But that's okay, because not all humans are capable of sentience, and you should find solace in the fact that your robotic body protects you from most biological ails. Just keep up your maintenance and make sure you don't let your parts rust.
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« on: April 11, 2015, 02:28:17 AM »
Give it to me doc.
You seem normal enough.
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« on: April 11, 2015, 02:26:57 AM »
Oh look. It appears as if Mr. Freud has disappeared unsurprisingly.
Bad mouthin' slut.
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« on: April 11, 2015, 02:25:20 AM »
K.
You think I'm crazy, but I'm really just a figment of your failing mind, because you're actually seventy years old and you have Alzheimer's.
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« on: April 10, 2015, 07:36:30 PM »
Meowtherfucker
You have yet to accept that you are not a cat.
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« on: April 10, 2015, 07:35:11 PM »
I am curious at what you will find about me...
Imagine you are riding a horse. In your mind, what is the first reason that comes to mind for riding said horse?
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« on: April 10, 2015, 07:32:04 PM »
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« on: April 10, 2015, 07:31:35 PM »
This should be interesting.
How does this orange make you feel?
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« on: April 10, 2015, 07:28:48 PM »
Before I entered this thread I thought Psy changed his name...
<____________<
I'm not a fan of the psychodynamic theories.
Mr P could do a better job at this than this coon (OP) fucking around.
(and Skype)
Fuck you bitch, you can't psychoanalyze shit! Step of my turf before you get fucking rekt, punk.
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« on: April 09, 2015, 01:09:19 AM »
You completely missed me.
You dissociate yourself from your own species.
Scalie.
But I have no scales
Leathery-creature-thing
Bearfucker, I'm the psychologist here, git!
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« on: April 09, 2015, 01:05:40 AM »
You completely missed me.
You dissociate yourself from your own species. Scalie.
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« on: April 09, 2015, 12:44:21 AM »
Go for it.
Pedophile
Three days waiting on the edge of my seat and this is all I get?
Also, you're a narcissist.
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« on: April 09, 2015, 12:43:11 AM »
Aw shit, son, do me.
From a brief once-over of your posts, I see you post largely in the Serious and Flood forums. You display intelligence, humour, and wit in many of your posts. Most of your posts are layered in some degree in humour, which could be the result of being generally bored or depressed in your outside life and the desire to lighten things briefly for yourself within the walls of cyberspace. Or, it could simply be a symptom of a playful mind that typically looks for humour and easily loses interest in things that aren't at least in someway amusing to it. Your interests appear to range from anime to the military, which is fairly common for members of this web.
Most likely a pedophile.
I'd recommend you take 10g-25g of cocaine a day. If nothing changes after a month, get back to me, and we can look into upping your dosage.
Sounds expensive. Can I substitute heroin?
I haven't expanded into the Heroin market yet, so unless you don't like your kneecaps, I'd suggest you stick to the prescription, ese.
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« on: April 09, 2015, 12:41:34 AM »
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« on: April 09, 2015, 12:40:17 AM »
be gentle
You seem calm enough from what I've seen of you.
You probably have a raging Oedipus Complex.
Um I'm not jim
>Implying that there can only be one man with an Oedipus Complex per internet forum.
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« on: April 09, 2015, 12:38:52 AM »
Do me!
(っ◕‿◕)っ NYMPHOMANIAC DETECTED (っ◕‿◕)っ
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« on: April 09, 2015, 12:36:21 AM »
I wish to be psychanalyzed
You're into greek Spoiler food Spoiler being shoved up your anus because you failed to properly develop during the anal stage of psychosexual development.
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« on: April 09, 2015, 12:28:24 AM »
requesting evaluation.
You have a basement full of clipped toenails.
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« on: April 09, 2015, 12:24:44 AM »
This almost reminds me of a sitcom,
"Dr. Freud, and Friends," on Fox.
Terrible choice in webcomics. Closet sisterfucker detected.
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« on: April 08, 2015, 01:40:47 PM »
Probably in need of cocaine.
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« on: April 08, 2015, 01:32:31 AM »
Before I entered this thread I thought Psy changed his name...
<____________<
I'm not a fan of the psychodynamic theories.
Slut.
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« on: April 08, 2015, 01:14:04 AM »
Aw shit, the doctor's back in town.
Belgian, 'nuff said.
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« on: April 08, 2015, 01:13:22 AM »
Hi
Poor taste in hoodies. I'm not sure what that means but I'm just going to say you're secretly a transvestite.
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« on: April 08, 2015, 01:06:30 AM »
What about me you fig
Good choice in comic book heroes. 10/10 would meet again
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« on: April 08, 2015, 01:04:37 AM »
oliolioh
Your unconscious mind believes itself to be an airplane.
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« on: April 08, 2015, 01:03:01 AM »
Freud, how do you do Professor?
Smoke weed erry day while being white and in a suit.
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« on: April 08, 2015, 01:02:03 AM »
fucking kill yourself fgt
Repressed furfag.
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« on: April 08, 2015, 01:01:21 AM »
So will I receive a response by the end of my life, or are you gonna stop after doing a quarter of the users.
But yeah, do me, I guess. Not sexually.
Passive aggressive behaviour, likely caused by a lifetime of being trodden on by your superiors instead of listened to.
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« on: April 08, 2015, 12:59:08 AM »
Ayy lmao
Asian,'nuff said.
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