Post your inner thoughts and feelings here if you want a random stranger to judge you on your worst aspects because I'm not a fucking pussy like Carl Rogers.

I'll also do dreams and shit, if you're into that.

To prove that I actually have something resembling a work ethic, I'll start with (I think) the only person in my previous thread that didn't get a psychological evaluation: RC.

You're fat.

Mit me, Dr. Sigmund Freud, father of the field of Psychology, explorer into the healing potential of cocaine (COCAINE!), and all round BAMF.

It seems that this internet forum is swarming with the mentally deranged and psychologically ailing, and I have taken it upon myself to offer insight to your issues through the use of psychoanalysis. Aren't you a lucky bunch of perverts and repressed pedophiles? Of course you are.

Now then, onto business, those of you that wish to be psychoanalyzed will need to post in this thread. I will glance through your post history and try to provide you with a summary of your mental state. If you wish to direct me to anything in particular that you feel you may have wrong with you, simply say so.

I will also analyze your dreams, if you want me to do that instead of; or along with your psychological evaluation, simply say so and describe to me the dream or dreams that have been troubling you.

I will have a look at this thread in about an hour or so, and again in the morning. If no one has posted by then, I will bump it because I have nothing better to do.