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The Flood / Re: (☠) Perfect Grammar Thread
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:41:09 PM »
Lol[1]...[2]I'm surprised Verb liked this, considering it's a sentence fragment.
[1] "Lol" is not a word.
It's in the dictionary, though.

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The Flood / Re: (☠) Perfect Grammar Thread
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:34:05 PM »
This must be fun.

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The Flood / Re: 50% increase in activity
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:47:20 PM »
something something your face is funny something something
It is. I'm missing a tooth, remember?
are you?
Ya.
This exchange is really taking the edge off this thread.

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The Flood / Re: Ok metal-heads, learn me this thing.
« on: May 18, 2015, 01:02:25 PM »
I was gonna recommend that exact Dethklok song, lol

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Had a sudden interest in Metallica all of a sudden.

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The Flood / Re: what would you do to be a mod on here
« on: May 17, 2015, 06:27:18 AM »
Oh and all those who oppose me will die a horrible painful death.
YouTube

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Serious / Re: We can all agree that Ricky Gervais is a cunt, right?
« on: May 17, 2015, 06:14:08 AM »
He's a funny cunt though.

Also, he does this ALL the time.

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The Flood / Re: I know one joke, would you like to hear it?
« on: May 17, 2015, 05:52:14 AM »
I posted this on BE but imma post it again.

Man walks into a bar and pauses: at the other end of the bar, there's this guy with a big orange head. Just kind of sitting there, mooning into his drink. So the man asks the bartender, "Say, what's up with the guy with the big orange head?" And the bartender says, "It's an interesting story. Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell it to you."

So the man walks over and introduces himself and offers to buy a round. The guy with the big orange head says, "Yeah, I'll bet you want to know the story, huh?" To which the man replies, "Sure, if you don't mind."

The man with the big orange head sighs and says, "You know, I've gone over it in my mind a million times. Basically, it's like this: I was walking along the beach one day, when I stubbed my toe on something. I looked down, and there was an antique brass lamp. I picked it up and dusted it off a little -- when all of a sudden this enormous genie pops out!

"The genie thundered, 'You have released me from my ten-thousand year imprisonment, and I am in your debt. I will grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude.'

The man at the bar is agape. The guy with the big orange head continues: "So I said, 'Wow, okay. Well, my first wish is to be fantastically wealthy.'

"The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' And all of a sudden I have rings on my fingers and a crown on my head, and my wallet is full of money and a dozen ATM cards and the deed to a mansion in the hills -- I mean, I was loaded!

"So I said, 'Amazing! Okay, for my next wish , I want to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world.'

"The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' And the ocean parts, and out walks this gorgeous woman in this beautiful dress, and she takes my hand and we fall in love and the genie marries us right there. It was incredible.

"The genie booms, 'You have one wish remaining.'"

The man with the big orange head pauses and sips his beer. He says, "Now, you know, this may be where I went wrong. I wished for a big orange head."

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The Flood / Re: Sperging out
« on: May 17, 2015, 04:00:19 AM »
This could be the cleverest thing I've ever seen Deci do, if indeed he did this intentionally.
He's written more than everyone else in the thread combined. A very inefficient troll if indeed one.

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The Flood / Re: what would you do to be a mod on here
« on: May 17, 2015, 03:52:21 AM »
Nothing. Don't wanna be a mod.

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The Flood / Re: New artists that deserve exposure
« on: May 16, 2015, 08:51:05 PM »
Paul McCartney

Hope his song with Rihanna and Kanye gets him some recognition.

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The Flood / Re: When is the last time you ran a mile or more?
« on: May 16, 2015, 03:41:32 PM »
I forgot everyone in the Bnet community is a fucking triathlete.
Its not like the answers posted already were completely unbelievable, like.

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The Flood / Re: Classic movie quotes
« on: May 16, 2015, 03:32:34 PM »
*tips tinfoil fedora*
Stylish AND practical.

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all I did was take a math exam and have a Skype call with someone.

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The Flood / Re: Recommend me a phone
« on: May 16, 2015, 06:19:52 AM »
iPhone would be a pretty solid bet.

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The Flood / Re: Do you play any instruments?
« on: May 15, 2015, 04:37:31 PM »
Electric guitar.

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The Flood / Re: I am making an album of characters with weird faces
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:22:58 PM »
Rreminds me of Simpsons pictures I gone and done

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The Flood / Re: An Odd Question for GoT Fans
« on: May 13, 2015, 12:48:05 PM »
In the books she's not even a top tier fighter. She's just an abnormally large woman.
Everyone ignores the part where Jaime said that even if he wasn't in chains or malnourished, he'd still have struggled in a fight with Brienne. But I think this guy puts it better:
"In the books, Brienne moved a boulder the size of a cow and dropped it onto a river galley. Jaime described her as being as quick as a cat. Ser Goodwin described her as being faster than anyone her size had a right to be. She won Renly's 116 knight melee. She rope-a-doped the Mad Dog of Saltpans who had slain 20 men in one night. She took out three sellswords at once and was described as being able to take out three more the way she fought."

Yeah, "just an abnormally large woman".

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Currently Toki Wartooth

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The Flood / Re: 1000...
« on: May 13, 2015, 11:52:34 AM »
41 posts per day. Not bad.

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The Flood / Re: I'm not drunk I swer
« on: May 13, 2015, 09:53:25 AM »
Classic "Two can" Rocketman.

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The Flood / Re: So let's be honest
« on: May 12, 2015, 05:13:54 PM »

This thread is something else.
All this time I thought Elegiac was joking...

Joking about what?
About the way he reacts to everything. I always thought he was having banter.

Oh. I guess I haven't seen much of it on here (besides what just happened in this thread).
On a lighter note, I got a notification from you for this post. hooray

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Didn't notice. Maybe it's rotating avatars.

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The Flood / Re: Mythic Users Hangout
« on: May 12, 2015, 03:32:31 PM »
close enough right
Wow when did you become legendary?

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The Flood / Re: So let's be honest
« on: May 12, 2015, 02:28:31 PM »

This thread is something else.
All this time I thought Elegiac was joking...

Joking about what?
About the way he reacts to everything. I always thought he was having banter.

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The Flood / Re: So let's be honest
« on: May 12, 2015, 02:22:19 PM »
This thread is something else.
All this time I thought Elegiac was joking...

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The Flood / Re: An Odd Question for GoT Fans
« on: May 12, 2015, 01:03:56 PM »
So Psy is gay?
That's what I've taken from reading this thread anyway.

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The Flood / Re: An Odd Question for GoT Fans
« on: May 12, 2015, 12:51:55 PM »
If GOT wasn't half as gory as it is, I doubt I'd still be watching it <.<
Um... why?
Psy is allergic to lewd things, but loves gore.
Its best just to leave that particular rabbit hole alone.
No, but I mean like watching GoT JUST for gore is really dumb.

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The Flood / Re: An Odd Question for GoT Fans
« on: May 12, 2015, 12:43:47 PM »
If GOT wasn't half as gory as it is, I doubt I'd still be watching it <.<
Um... why?

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The Flood / Re: So let's be honest
« on: May 11, 2015, 12:27:44 PM »

I've been here for almost a month now.
I've enjoyed almost every moment of it.
That doesn't even make any sense.

It will be a month on the 17th so almost a month
And I've enjoyed almost every moment of being here.
How does that not make sense?
>being here
>enjoying it
lol

Also, have notifications stopped working for anyone else?
Notifications don't work when certain members quote you. OP being one of them.
That's strange. Are you getting notifications from me?

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