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Messages - Zizzy

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The Flood / Re: Which users would you make love to?
« on: October 21, 2014, 05:53:22 PM »
Who's dick do I need to suck to get banged around here?

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The Flood / Re: What kind of dad do/did you have?
« on: October 21, 2014, 05:00:14 PM »
He's a damn fine cook.

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The Flood / Re: Podcast Related Question
« on: October 21, 2014, 04:51:00 PM »
I'm still not particularly interested in the whole podcast thing. Seems like the main reasons to listen to one is either because the people participating in it are in a position that is extremely interesting, or because they're very eloquent and well opionated. Unless this ends up taking an unexpected turn, I can't really see myself just listening to a bunch of other forum members just talk about stuff.
Agreed.

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The Flood / Re: I hate Mondays.
« on: October 21, 2014, 04:47:27 PM »
My late start on Mondays compensates a tad.

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The Flood / Re: What type of Girls/Guys do you like?
« on: October 21, 2014, 04:37:24 PM »
Guys: blonde, green/brown eyes ,white, athletic and awesome.

Girls: blonde/brunette, blue eyes, tanned/white skin, athletic, and awesome.
Damn, I'd be your perfect girl.

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The Flood / Re: The day may come!
« on: October 21, 2014, 02:54:02 PM »
>mfw I wrote a 3 page essay the day before it was due and my teacher said it was really great

feelsgood.jpg
The day before? My history exam last year was 3 four page essays plus a three page essay in the space of 2 and a half hours. And you only saw the topics when you went into the exam, so you couldn't plan.

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The Flood / Re: Are there any other black people here?
« on: October 21, 2014, 01:47:25 PM »
I'm transMonday

Monday is the censor for nigger? That's worse than Nagger.

No one likes Mondays. Get it?
I..what?

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The Flood / Re: The Simpsons creators are literally on acid
« on: October 21, 2014, 01:42:15 PM »
Terrible show.
*incredible show.
Granted, it's pretty shit nowadays.

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The Flood / Re: Jerboa
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:37:19 AM »
Eww, those legs.

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The Flood / Re: Smi is online!
« on: October 21, 2014, 07:48:36 AM »
Or, we fly out to ireland and find the fecker and drag him here in person <_<
>.>

I can help.
Me too. And probably Naja

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The Flood / Re: Smi is online!
« on: October 21, 2014, 06:44:49 AM »
Well hi !

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The Flood / Re: What the frack? We can say frack now?
« on: October 20, 2014, 05:25:09 PM »
The frack are you talking about?

Nope. You can't fool me. I'm not even bypassing the motherfracking filter.
Yeah right, frack you!

Dude, take the word frack and copy and paste it onto notepad right now. If you don't see a line between any of the letters, that's how you know I'm not bypassing the filter and that I'm telling the truth.
You're crazy, dude...

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The Flood / Re: Hey you
« on: October 20, 2014, 04:14:26 PM »
Her name is Noelle
I had a dream about her

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The Flood / Re: Cheat's going to give us a free Ipad
« on: October 20, 2014, 04:07:03 PM »
He'll buy us an iPad when he saves up all those 0.01cs he earns every 5 years with the ads.

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The Flood / Re: Just a reminder that this phone existed
« on: October 20, 2014, 03:05:22 PM »
I hate how fucking big every phone is now. Phones are not for watching videos and playing games, they are for making calls.
Buy an old phone then. I don't see how phones making everything convenient is a bad thing.

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck? We can say fuck now?
« on: October 20, 2014, 01:26:42 PM »
Anyway, I might have disabled the censors too soon. I'm about to apply to another advertising service since Adversal is absolute shit.

Any bets on how much money we've made since I put the ads up the day Adsense fucked us?

We? You mean you.
Well it's the same thing for you.

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck? We can say fuck now?
« on: October 20, 2014, 01:20:11 PM »
The frack are you talking about?

Nope. You can't fool me. I'm not even bypassing the motherfucking filter.
Yeah right, frack you!

Dude, take the word fuck and copy and paste it onto notepad right now. If you don't see a line between any of the letters, that's how you know I'm not bypassing the filter and that I'm telling the truth.
Haha, okay. You're obviously an alt of Cheat trying to get me to bypass the filter. Well, you have to get up pretty fracking early in the morning to fool me, Cheat!


Someone's buttmad that I foiled their plan  8)
Better luck next time, buddeh.

Dude, I'm not even an alt of Cheat's. What the fuck are you talking about?
Playing dumb. Oldest trick in the book. *yawn*

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck? We can say fuck now?
« on: October 20, 2014, 01:17:55 PM »
The frack are you talking about?

Nope. You can't fool me. I'm not even bypassing the motherfucking filter.
Yeah right, frack you!

Dude, take the word fuck and copy and paste it onto notepad right now. If you don't see a line between any of the letters, that's how you know I'm not bypassing the filter and that I'm telling the truth.
Haha, okay. You're obviously an alt of Cheat trying to get me to bypass the filter. Well, you have to get up pretty fracking early in the morning to fool me, Cheat!


Someone's buttmad that I foiled their plan  8)
Better luck next time, buddeh.

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The Flood / Re: Love.
« on: October 20, 2014, 01:16:36 PM »
Absolutely..

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck? We can say fuck now?
« on: October 20, 2014, 01:15:32 PM »
The frack are you talking about?

Nope. You can't fool me. I'm not even bypassing the motherfucking filter.
Yeah right, frack you!

Dude, take the word fuck and copy and paste it onto notepad right now. If you don't see a line between any of the letters, that's how you know I'm not bypassing the filter and that I'm telling the truth.
Haha, okay. You're obviously an alt of Cheat trying to get me to bypass the filter. Well, you have to get up pretty fracking early in the morning to fool me, Cheat!

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The Flood / Re: ARE YOU GAY?
« on: October 20, 2014, 01:14:01 PM »
I'm gay for yo momma

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck? We can say fuck now?
« on: October 20, 2014, 01:12:36 PM »
The frack are you talking about?

Nope. You can't fool me. I'm not even bypassing the motherfucking filter.
Yeah right, frack you!

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck? We can say fuck now?
« on: October 20, 2014, 01:10:48 PM »
The frack are you talking about?

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The Flood / Re: March 18th, 2015 marks the fifth year of being a waifuist
« on: October 20, 2014, 12:10:57 PM »
That day bridges the gap between Paddy's day and my birthday.

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The Flood / Re: oh bby. bless you cheat
« on: October 19, 2014, 07:18:04 PM »
How many tabs do you have open?
13, the same amount that I have open right now as well... spooky. o.o

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The Flood / Re: I hate having to eat and sleep
« on: October 19, 2014, 05:06:01 PM »
Eating and sleeping are the best.

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The Flood / Re: Is Archive based?
« on: October 19, 2014, 04:40:05 PM »
Based on what, hmm?

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The Flood / Re: Muscular dude can't open a water bottle
« on: October 19, 2014, 09:56:55 AM »
Or, he could always have used the strongest part of his body. Teeth and jaws. Those water bottles can be punts because of their small surface area on the lid. And the more you frack around with it, your hands get sweaty and it's just downhill from there.

But not with your own natural set of vicegrips.
Opening water bottles with your teeth is much more difficult...

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The Flood / Re: Finger thread. Post fingers.
« on: October 19, 2014, 05:49:28 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Do You Like Bananas?
« on: October 19, 2014, 05:41:48 AM »
Bananas are delish, anyone who disagrees is a butthurt kid.

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