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The Flood / Re: Son tells father he is in a sexual relationship with his car
« on: August 20, 2014, 02:12:29 PM »
Fuck this here's a spider
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The Flood / Re: Son tells father he is in a sexual relationship with his car« on: August 20, 2014, 02:12:29 PM »
Fuck this here's a spider
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The Flood / Re: Choose my new Onahole« on: August 20, 2014, 02:09:59 PM »It's the second reason why I want to be a girl.Make sure he's old and rich 5553
The Flood / Re: Choose my new Onahole« on: August 20, 2014, 02:09:10 PM »I am already taken.And? I'm sure Mr/Mrs Noelle doesn't mind sharing! 5554
The Flood / Re: Choose my new Onahole« on: August 20, 2014, 02:08:04 PM »Oh God forbid he has to spend time with someone. God forbid anyone need to do that, we'll never survive if we actually have to care for someone beside ourselves.Oh the irony... 5555
The Flood / Re: Choose my new Onahole« on: August 20, 2014, 02:07:20 PM »But then he has to buy her things and spend time with her.Well... Why don't you offer yourself? He gets the girl and you get bought nice things. It's win win! 5557
The Flood / Re: Choose my new Onahole« on: August 20, 2014, 01:33:16 PM »
Why don't you get a real girl?
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The Flood / Re: What was the biggest age gap you've had when dating?« on: August 20, 2014, 01:25:13 PM »
I was 18 she was 26
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The Flood / Re: I can't eat« on: August 20, 2014, 12:57:53 PM »Well... This got oddly sexual quicklyNo... It's just your dirty mind 5561
The Flood / Re: Apparently Sapphire hates me now because I stopped posting there« on: August 20, 2014, 12:56:51 PM »
And?
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The Flood / Re: I can't eat« on: August 20, 2014, 12:54:46 PM »I'd rather just swallow.You have to suck first though 5563
Serious / Re: Musings Thread« on: August 20, 2014, 12:53:31 PM »
People who live feed should be taken out and kneecapped.
Fox hunters should be beaten with iron bars. People who support the death penalty should be caged like the backwards assholes they are and put on display in the zoo, "primitive man". Never give me a licence to do what ever I want, for the sake of the 1% 5564
The Flood / Re: I can't eat« on: August 20, 2014, 12:48:09 PM »Shuttup!I don't know how you do it. 5565
The Flood / Re: I can't eat« on: August 20, 2014, 12:42:12 PM »
Well on the bright side you'll be thinner than Casper in no time!
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Serious / Re: What religion are you going to teach to your kids?« on: August 20, 2014, 12:37:41 PM »
I'll raise one a Christian, one a Muslim and one a Jew.
Then watch them fight for my affection :3 Spoiler No I'll probably never mention religion to them until they ask what certain things mean 5567
The Flood / Re: [NSFW]I have found the weirdest sex toy website yet.« on: August 20, 2014, 08:31:27 AM »You'll remember anyway. Remember: I am a large death-themed dildo. And you see me everyday.I have too much self respect for to do that. 5568
The Flood / Re: Who wants to see a video of my dog howling?« on: August 20, 2014, 08:08:29 AM »
Here's a video of a spider hissing
YouTube 5569
The Flood / Re: I am being ridiculed by the ads :(« on: August 20, 2014, 08:04:02 AM »
LMAO haha Australians
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The Flood / Re: [NSFW]I have found the weirdest sex toy website yet.« on: August 20, 2014, 08:01:00 AM »BBC equivalent from what I can make out of the description. Actually, go ahead, that's sorta hot.I was going to buy it because it looked cool, I wasn't going to use it.... But now eww! I don't want to be reminded of you when I walk past it. 5571
The Flood / Re: [NSFW]I have found the weirdest sex toy website yet.« on: August 20, 2014, 07:03:36 AM »You realise that's the big one?No :/ 5572
Gaming / Re: Halo 2 Anniversary Delta Halo Gameplay + 20 New Screenshots« on: August 20, 2014, 05:30:27 AM »I guess this is why they made it Xbox One exclusive. Those bastards just wanna tempt me with Halo so I'll pay $500 for their stupid ScamBox.I will be getting the xbone but not until next year, PS4 comes first, though I might wait until the 1TB version comes out. So I may get an xbone first... Who knows. 5573
The Flood / Re: [NSFW]I have found the weirdest sex toy website yet.« on: August 20, 2014, 05:21:03 AM »
I'm tempted to buy that Grim Reaper
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The Flood / Re: Guard Horses« on: August 20, 2014, 05:13:19 AM »
Why a horse? No one's scared of horses.
Why not an elephant or a rhino? if one of those fuckers come charging at you I guarantee you'd shit brix. 5575
Gaming / Re: Halo 2 Anniversary Delta Halo Gameplay + 20 New Screenshots« on: August 20, 2014, 05:10:54 AM »Yes, I really really wanna see what High Charity looks like with the updated graphics.The new Elites look awesome too, they look so much better than the ones from Halo Reach and Halo 4 5576
Gaming / Re: Halo 2 Anniversary Delta Halo Gameplay + 20 New Screenshots« on: August 20, 2014, 04:27:44 AM »
I can't wait to see the level Gravemind, High Charity will look stunning with updated graphics.
It almost makes me want an XBone 5577
The Flood / Re: In a Mexican Airport AMA« on: August 20, 2014, 04:00:19 AM »How dare you >:|Lol 5578
The Flood / Re: In a Mexican Airport AMA« on: August 20, 2014, 03:53:05 AM »
Aw so she didn't get taken by the cartels...
Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler ...shame... 5579
Serious / Re: Moral Dilemma Time. Hosted by the Islamic State« on: August 19, 2014, 08:56:13 PM »Well then. Enjoy the excess death.Okay, then Id let my family die, I'd rather take the brunt of the emotional weight than let another person go through that. 5580
Serious / Re: Moral Dilemma Time. Hosted by the Islamic State« on: August 19, 2014, 08:47:49 PM »That's not an option. If you attempt to offer yourself for sacrifice, you'll be killed. But along with your family and the other one.It's an option |