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The Flood / Re: Bow Big is Naja's Booty?
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:21:54 PM »
Everybody knows that Isara has the nicest booty on the forums.
So "booty" is a new word for personality... interesting...
Someone is jealous of Isara's booty
I've never seen it :)

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Serious / Re: Ask a Mormon anything!
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:21:07 PM »
One thing that's always bothered me about Mormons is their eerie cheerfulness and suits, now I do like a man in a suit and it's always nice to get a friendly smile but Mormons are so... unnatural about it... it's like you've all sold your souls to some eldritch horror that wants to harvest us for our skin.

Why do you always pretend to be happy and wear suits?
Truthfully, those overly happy people aren't pretending, especially the missionaries, in which I believe that's what you're referring to?
I've talked to many missionaries and a lot of them are close friends and they said you become so happy because you mostly dedicate those to years to serving God and the people. They all said that by the end of their mission they had an overwhelming love for the people and didn't want to return home.
Ask any Mormon and they will say serving others will make you happier and humble.
Huh, interesting...
Oh, and the suit thing is so we look respectable. It would be weird if some guy came to your door in a tank-top and shorts preaching about God...lol. We wear suits to church to show respect to God.
Actually if a guy in a tank top (at least in America) came to buy door preaching about God I'd assume he was a criminal trying to turn his life around.

If a guy in a suit came to preach about God I'd feel like pretty creeped out, no offence but Mormons do creep me out, I had two approach me one night when I was walking alone and they almost gave me a heart attack.
haha yeah, exactly, we aren't criminals. And I don't think criminals are allowed to go on missions. They're pretty strict on who gets to go.
hahah no offense taken. XD I understand that. But I think you may think they're creepy because of your culture. Isn't it weird for some random person to smile at you in the streets? Very much so, now make that two guys in suits, you've never met smiling at you and try to hand you an odd book or talk to you about God. If you put it like I did anyone would think it's odd/creepy.
Well we're all hateful bastards where I live... For the most part.

3543
The Flood / Re: Bow Big is Naja's Booty?
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:18:19 PM »
Everybody knows that Isara has the nicest booty on the forums.
So "booty" is a new word for personality... interesting...


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Serious / Re: Ask a Mormon anything!
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:15:07 PM »
One thing that's always bothered me about Mormons is their eerie cheerfulness and suits, now I do like a man in a suit and it's always nice to get a friendly smile but Mormons are so... unnatural about it... it's like you've all sold your souls to some eldritch horror that wants to harvest us for our skin.

Why do you always pretend to be happy and wear suits?
Truthfully, those overly happy people aren't pretending, especially the missionaries, in which I believe that's what you're referring to?
I've talked to many missionaries and a lot of them are close friends and they said you become so happy because you mostly dedicate those to years to serving God and the people. They all said that by the end of their mission they had an overwhelming love for the people and didn't want to return home.
Ask any Mormon and they will say serving others will make you happier and humble.

That's just what a thrall of a eldritch horror would say.
Ya caught me.
(I don't even know what that is or what it's a reference to.) Um...Lovecraft?



American and wears a suit, Mormons confirmed for Cthulhu cultists.

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Serious / Re: Ask a Mormon anything!
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:12:18 PM »
One thing that's always bothered me about Mormons is their eerie cheerfulness and suits, now I do like a man in a suit and it's always nice to get a friendly smile but Mormons are so... unnatural about it... it's like you've all sold your souls to some eldritch horror that wants to harvest us for our skin.

Why do you always pretend to be happy and wear suits?
Truthfully, those overly happy people aren't pretending, especially the missionaries, in which I believe that's what you're referring to?
I've talked to many missionaries and a lot of them are close friends and they said you become so happy because you mostly dedicate those to years to serving God and the people. They all said that by the end of their mission they had an overwhelming love for the people and didn't want to return home.
Ask any Mormon and they will say serving others will make you happier and humble.
Huh, interesting...
Oh, and the suit thing is so we look respectable. It would be weird if some guy came to your door in a tank-top and shorts preaching about God...lol. We wear suits to church to show respect to God.
Actually if a guy in a tank top (at least in America) came to buy door preaching about God I'd assume he was a criminal trying to turn his life around.

If a guy in a suit came to preach about God I'd feel like pretty creeped out, no offence but Mormons do creep me out, I had two approach me one night when I was walking alone and they almost gave me a heart attack.

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The Flood / Re: rub head of man's penis with paper few minutes
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:07:57 PM »
This place has become shit post central today.

3547
Serious / Re: Ask a Mormon anything!
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:05:17 PM »
One thing that's always bothered me about Mormons is their eerie cheerfulness and suits, now I do like a man in a suit and it's always nice to get a friendly smile but Mormons are so... unnatural about it... it's like you've all sold your souls to some eldritch horror that wants to harvest us for our skin.

Why do you always pretend to be happy and wear suits?
Truthfully, those overly happy people aren't pretending, especially the missionaries, in which I believe that's what you're referring to?
I've talked to many missionaries and a lot of them are close friends and they said you become so happy because you mostly dedicate those to years to serving God and the people. They all said that by the end of their mission they had an overwhelming love for the people and didn't want to return home.
Ask any Mormon and they will say serving others will make you happier and humble.

That's just what a thrall of a eldritch horror would say.
*an eldritch horror.


>.> there I fixed it you grammar nazi.


MOD ABUSE!

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Serious / Re: Ask a Mormon anything!
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:03:19 PM »
One thing that's always bothered me about Mormons is their eerie cheerfulness and suits, now I do like a man in a suit and it's always nice to get a friendly smile but Mormons are so... unnatural about it... it's like you've all sold your souls to some eldritch horror that wants to harvest us for our skin.

Why do you always pretend to be happy and wear suits?
Truthfully, those overly happy people aren't pretending, especially the missionaries, in which I believe that's what you're referring to?
I've talked to many missionaries and a lot of them are close friends and they said you become so happy because you mostly dedicate those to years to serving God and the people. They all said that by the end of their mission they had an overwhelming love for the people and didn't want to return home.
Ask any Mormon and they will say serving others will make you happier and humble.
Huh, interesting...

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Serious / Re: Ask a Mormon anything!
« on: October 12, 2014, 09:48:50 PM »
One thing that's always bothered me about Mormons is their eerie cheerfulness and suits, now I do like a man in a suit and it's always nice to get a friendly smile but Mormons are so... unnatural about it... it's like you've all sold your souls to some eldritch horror that wants to harvest us for our skin.

Why do you always pretend to be happy and wear suits?

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News / Re: Meet the new Admin
« on: October 12, 2014, 09:43:54 PM »
Does this mean we're getting a make over?
Yes, and it will be glorious.

Just in time for xmas by the looks of it too!

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The Flood / Re: Watched the majority of a Walking Dead Marathon today.
« on: October 12, 2014, 09:23:56 PM »
Yeah it goes downhill fast after season 1. I just hope you like dramas about farm life....

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News / Re: Meet the new Admin
« on: October 12, 2014, 07:46:45 PM »
Hello Not-Focnr.

Spoiler
Congrats :)

3553
The Flood / Re: Jason Bourne vs James Bond vs Jack Bauer
« on: October 12, 2014, 07:45:08 PM »
Bond kills both while fucking their wives.

3554
The Flood / Re: Hey guys!
« on: October 12, 2014, 06:13:02 PM »



...... Sorry
Verdict Kiyo?
Accept or Decline?



Hmmmmmmmm

Spoiler
Who could stay mad at Tru?

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The Flood / Re: Hey guys!
« on: October 12, 2014, 05:47:02 PM »


My wish is that the old lady dies in a fire and the rest of this forum goes to hell.



Why would you wish that on me? :(

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The Flood / Re: Hey guys!
« on: October 12, 2014, 05:42:25 PM »
Inb4 Tru gets mad at something that didn't need to happen.
I hope to have this post deleted by then.... But he keeps calling me old.

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The Flood / Hey guys!
« on: October 12, 2014, 05:38:55 PM »
It's Tru's bday!



Happy bday Tru! Make a wish! :)

Spoiler
You forced my hand Tru

3558
The Flood / Re: I can't stop.
« on: October 12, 2014, 05:29:04 PM »
Don't make me make a birthday thread.


YOU WOULDNT.

plus please get rid of this thread, old lady
I WOULD!

I'm only locking it because you said please...

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The Flood / Re: I can't stop.
« on: October 12, 2014, 05:26:17 PM »
Don't make me make a birthday thread.

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The Flood / Re: So I'm at work sorting tampons...
« on: October 12, 2014, 04:58:37 PM »

I have no idea what's going on in this thread anymore. Will lock if you want since it's going weird places.

Spoiler
Also I think you were in that Raid with Kiyo, Nuka, and a few of my friends. I kept accidentally calling you Night Wang.
why would you lock a thread in the flood? I thought the whole purpose of the flood was to talk about random stuff and watch everything derail. I mean thx for the offer but I kinda though that this is what's supposed to happen here anyway. /:

Some shit's happened recently where certain individuals get flustered and shit spirals out of control. Just offered to step in and behead the drama llama if it's rearing its ugly mug.
I know! I'll get a pet llama n.n

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The Flood / Re: I can't stop sharpening my knife
« on: October 12, 2014, 04:56:39 PM »
OP is actually sharpening a pencil.

3562
The Flood / Re: I cannot stop farting
« on: October 12, 2014, 04:44:43 PM »
No

3563
The Flood / Re: Was I being unjustified?
« on: October 12, 2014, 03:28:57 PM »
Ask yourself

Why should you be stuck caring for the kids while she gets to have fun? Tell her if she doesn't fulfil her responsibilities you'll walk.

It shouldn't be your problem, there's no point being the nice guy in all this but we both know you'll buckle and become the kids "nanny" while she's off getting pounded by another man.

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The Flood / Re: So I'm at work sorting tampons...
« on: October 12, 2014, 03:19:24 PM »
Why are you here?

3565
The Flood / Re: Youhave contracted the were- Disease
« on: October 12, 2014, 03:16:28 PM »
Spider or snake

3566
Serious / Re: Court to decide if Chimpanzees get legal rights
« on: October 12, 2014, 02:15:51 PM »
I hate chimps, fucking hate them.

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The Flood / Re: Have you noticed this site has a lot of racists?
« on: October 12, 2014, 02:08:15 PM »
It is what it is unfortunately, freedom of opinion and all that.

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Serious / Re: So you know Ferguson?
« on: October 12, 2014, 01:58:14 PM »
Problem solved.

3569
Serious / Re: What is the general consensus on gay marriage here?
« on: October 12, 2014, 12:04:58 PM »
Don't you know OP?

You can't have a different opinion than the mods or you'll be banned.

#JustLikeBnet
Dustin was banned for ban evasion and attacking another user (me), which was in another topic

"Ban evasion" LOL.

What a joke.

#JustLikeBnet2014.

Why did we even leave that site if were gonna copy them?
Wasn't it because of the terrible site update?

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The Flood / Re: I'm kind of a big deal
« on: October 12, 2014, 11:28:36 AM »
That's nice.

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