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Messages - Magos Domina

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The Flood / Re: Fuck my place of work
« on: November 08, 2014, 12:13:05 PM »
Less eating, more working.

I hated having to connect the barrels to the tap on my own, those things are so heavy.

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The Flood / Re: What fascinates me
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:12:25 AM »
What ever the fuck you guys are smoking needs to be banned.

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The Flood / Re: Fucking damnit neckbearded fucks and autistic mlgay idiots
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:09:24 AM »
I actually tried mountain dew, it tastes like piss

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The Flood / Re: Flood, I had an awful dream!
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:04:00 AM »
I guess its lucky for you that you have no large pythons.

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Enjoy your taipans

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The Flood / Re: If pets looked like humans
« on: November 08, 2014, 10:57:37 AM »
I like my pets as they are.

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The American economy will collapse?

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And with it the world economy.


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The American economy will collapse?

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The Flood / Re: Why Are Big Female Booties So Attractive?
« on: November 07, 2014, 07:10:50 PM »
It's called being a heterosexual male with a reproductive drive, you see a woman that you want to mount (it's very primitive animal stuff). usually the bigger the female (not over weight btw) the more fit she is for reproduction.

What I said was obviously super simplified.

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The Flood / Re: Good features this site should take from COD
« on: November 07, 2014, 02:52:42 PM »
Also for us mods, if we get a 3 ban streak we get to boot Verbatim in the balls.

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The Flood / Re: Most random ways to die?
« on: November 07, 2014, 01:22:06 PM »
Death by Metas girly scream

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Someone threw a spider at him tehe

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Gaming / Re: For like the two people who play Dark Souls
« on: November 07, 2014, 01:17:47 PM »
Similar but they aren't the same location :)

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The Flood / Re: Halo Nightfall
« on: November 07, 2014, 06:59:49 AM »
Found out part of it was filmed in Belfast :/

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The Flood / Re: The Freaking MOUSE!!
« on: November 07, 2014, 06:37:24 AM »
Anyone know the best way of trapping/killing it?
Get of of these



Put some peanut butter inside then leave it near where you think the mouse is. Come back the next day and you should have a mouse. Let it go outside away from your house.

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The Flood / Re: I owe most of you an apology
« on: November 06, 2014, 08:58:50 PM »
You're a dingo, not a fox.
I've never claimed to be a fox, only foxy is a fox (clue's in the name genius).

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The Flood / Re: I owe most of you an apology
« on: November 06, 2014, 08:57:13 PM »
Quick, before you go, what's your avatar? I've been meaning to ask.
It's a burning poppy.. well a plastic burning poppy. My avatar will be back to normal after that fucking remembrance day is over with.

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The Flood / I owe most of you an apology
« on: November 06, 2014, 08:51:04 PM »
For I'm too tired to sty awake any longer, I know how you will miss my company as I venture through whatever fucked up night terror awaits me tonight.

Or in foxy speak

"Goodnight Floof, see you all tomorrow bright-eyed and bushy-tailed!"

And cue the cute sleeping animal
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Disappointed it wasn't a spider?

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I'm not a bad person really. I just make mistakes

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The Flood / Re: Most random ways to die?
« on: November 06, 2014, 06:19:38 PM »
Getting fucked to death by a hor-... oh wait :/

ummm falling into a pit of slurry!... wait, that happened too...

Ummm how about eating a bathtub full of beans!

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The Flood / Re: Battle of Five Armies Trailer 2
« on: November 06, 2014, 04:59:42 PM »
>Bats bred for war

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I'll probably watch it, but more for the White Council plot rather than the continuation of Jackson's abomination.
There were bat swarms that were part of the goblin army is the book.

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The Flood / Battle of Five Armies Trailer 2
« on: November 06, 2014, 04:51:30 PM »
YouTube


Wow...

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First result. I shit you not.
You're right :/

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:/

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Serious / Re: If you KNEW your country was going to be conquered...
« on: November 06, 2014, 02:27:49 PM »
Depends on the invader.

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The Flood / Re: Foreigners should fuck off
« on: November 06, 2014, 09:40:44 AM »
Skyrim belongs to the Empire.
I just lost all respect for you

Skyrim deserves to be free!

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So we can conquer it!

Wow.

I never realised you were that much of a shit tier pleb.
I don't like you

I think you're a heretic

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The Flood / Re: Foreigners should fuck off
« on: November 06, 2014, 09:39:54 AM »
Skyrim belongs to the Empire.
I just lost all respect for you

Skyrim deserves to be free!

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So we can conquer it!

Dammit Kiyo
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Hells nah
Listen chump, the Nords are heretics.

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The Flood / Re: Foreigners should fuck off
« on: November 06, 2014, 09:28:33 AM »
Skyrim belongs to the Empire.
I just lost all respect for you

Skyrim deserves to be free!

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So we can conquer it!


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The Flood / Re: Foreigners should fuck off
« on: November 06, 2014, 09:24:21 AM »
You see those warriors from Hammerfell?
They have curved swords, cuuurved swords.

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The Flood / Foreigners should fuck off
« on: November 06, 2014, 07:11:58 AM »
Filthy cats, coming here stealing our stuff and selling their skooma


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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:09:46 PM »
I want Demonic iced. Make it look like an accident.

This is an offer you can't refuse
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 a cute bunny

Damn, I can't refuse a bunny ordering a hit <_<

Time to cut the break lines.
You don't know how pissed off I am about not being able to get a bunny, so to fuck with the folks I'm getting a snake or two.... (they still don't know about the tarantulas!)

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:06:18 PM »
I want Demonic iced. Make it look like an accident.

This is an offer you can't refuse
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 a cute bunny

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The Flood / Re: Why have the mods turned into Nazis?
« on: November 05, 2014, 04:19:33 PM »
._. I don't even know where all this nazi shit came from anyway.

It always seems to happen when I'm not around.
You didn't show up to our last book club meeting

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This month was Mein Kampf

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