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The Flood / Re: what are some movies you never get tired of?
« on: January 07, 2015, 08:21:33 AM »
Dredd
The Raid
Return of the King
The Incredible Hulk
Dawn of the Dead (original)

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The Flood / Re: BOW DOWN! TO LUCKIFER!!!!
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:58:52 AM »
Can Luckifer please be a Sep7agon thing?
As long as I get the drunken credit for it

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The Flood / Re: To those lucky 20! All aboard!
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:07:17 PM »
Mandatory comment

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The Flood / Re: BOW DOWN! TO LUCKIFER!!!!
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:45:10 PM »
You try typing in the dark tipsy!

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The Flood / Re: Right, need some advice
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:42:29 PM »
drink some hot milk, turn all the electric off in your room and have a wank.
. . .

I don't like milk.
Just fucking drink it!

Heat it for 70 seconds in the microwave

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wut?

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The Flood / Re: Right, need some advice
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:31:31 PM »
drink some hot milk, turn all the electric off in your room and have a wank.

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The Flood / Re: 3rd Podcast Up
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:30:12 PM »
"zzzzzzzzzzzz"

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The Flood / Re: Trusday is over
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:14:16 PM »

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The Flood / Trusday is over
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:50:30 PM »
And with that I'll see you all tomorrow

Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed


gnight

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The Flood / Re: One lasht thing, comradesh.
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:45:28 PM »
Be gone!

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The Flood / Re: bad forum habits
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:27:26 PM »
I have a habit of fucking off mid conversation.

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The Flood / Re: THIEF!!!
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:23:31 PM »
lol

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The Flood / Re: Avengers: Age Of Ultron Trailer #2
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:21:54 PM »
Elsa is a whore and Anna is a dumb cunt.

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The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:19:06 PM »
Kiyo, we all know you eat shit gas station sushi and you Bongs don't even have authentic Mexican food you Muslim.

>ate shit gas station sushi once
> we have authentic mexican restaurants and the smell of the place would make even the sewage workers vomit
> Muslim food is the dogs dick (and probably literally known what goes into kebabs)

Spoiler
the fuck is that supposed to be?
Naan bred, doner kebab, tandoori chicken, chicken pakora, vegetable pakora, fried onions, chips and 2 dips (kebab and chilli by the looks of it)
wait you just said kebab is made from dogs dick but you've got some in your picture?
Doner is made in a similar way to sausage. All the left over scrap that aren't solid bones are mashed together, and some times the odd bits from other animals find their way into the mix.

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The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:58:48 PM »
Kiyo, we all know you eat shit gas station sushi and you Bongs don't even have authentic Mexican food you Muslim.

>ate shit gas station sushi once
> we have authentic mexican restaurants and the smell of the place would make even the sewage workers vomit
> Muslim food is the dogs dick (and probably literally known what goes into kebabs)

Spoiler
the fuck is that supposed to be?
Naan bred, doner kebab, tandoori chicken, chicken pakora, vegetable pakora, fried onions, chips and 2 dips (kebab and chilli by the looks of it)

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The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:36:24 PM »
Kiyo, we all know you eat shit gas station sushi and you Bongs don't even have authentic Mexican food you Muslim.

>ate shit gas station sushi once
> we have authentic mexican restaurants and the smell of the place would make even the sewage workers vomit
> Muslim food is the dogs dick (and probably literally known what goes into kebabs)


>"authentic" mexican restaurants
>mexicans number in the few thousands in uk

toplel
Where ever you go, Mexican food that isn't made to cater to Mexicans, always gets turned into something else to appease the locals.
If it catered to the Mexicans it would be dogshit with added beans

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The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:34:37 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:30:46 PM »
Alright, junior.

Where'sh thish lishard lady then? Fan out men, we've got a reptile to kill.



So long as this pic exists, Sean Connery is a fag

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The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:11:35 PM »
ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes....  It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.

Because you feel ugly or because Meta keeps shadowing you?
Actually, One of the other British users lives near my Island.
Wait you don't live on mainland Britain?

Quick tru! Raise the drawbridge!
Scary lizard lady is coming for you! D:

lizards can swim...

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The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:05:12 PM »
ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes....  It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.

Because you feel ugly or because Meta keeps shadowing you?
Actually, One of the other British users lives near my Island.
Wait you don't live on mainland Britain?

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The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:02:25 PM »
ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes....  It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.

Because you feel ugly or because Meta keeps shadowing you?

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The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:01:13 PM »
What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?


I've lived in bongland all my life and I haven't seen anything like that before. I've never even heard of it.
It's called stargazy pie, something the cornish goblin creatures like to eat.

I don't think kinder realises that there are several kinds of sub-human/cross breeds that lurk in the dark places of the british isles.
In the north you have the Badger-Human hybrids, who eat pies.
In cornwall you have the Cornish Goblins, who eat stargazy pie and other weird shit like that. Also babies.
The welsh literally just survive off leeks and ham an cheese toahsties. (Say that singsongy like)
The irish eat raw potatoes.
The scots eat offal as a delicacy and are secretly being made into morbidly obese bloaters by the tories to make sure that they can never win against an english army.
Essex should probably be sawn off and sent to either florida or france. I think they eat tanning products or bucketloads of carrots.
Oh and the West Country cuisine is basically no better than any of the above.

You forgot the northern irish who eat eachother and the upper class who drink the blood of new borns.

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The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:59:22 PM »
Fact: Kiyo wants all of America dead.
Most, not all

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The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:57:31 PM »
Kiyo, we all know you eat shit gas station sushi and you Bongs don't even have authentic Mexican food you Muslim.

>ate shit gas station sushi once
> we have authentic mexican restaurants and the smell of the place would make even the sewage workers vomit
> Muslim food is the dogs dick (and probably literally known what goes into kebabs)


>"authentic" mexican restaurants
>mexicans number in the few thousands in uk

toplel

Because thousands of beaners can't open up a few restaurants here and there....

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The Flood / Re: I almost forgot.
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:56:21 PM »
Drinking 3rd night in a row, the party train doesn't stop till I'm all out!

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The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:54:45 PM »
ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.

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The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:45:10 PM »
Kiyo, we all know you eat shit gas station sushi and you Bongs don't even have authentic Mexican food you Muslim.

>ate shit gas station sushi once
> we have authentic mexican restaurants and the smell of the place would make even the sewage workers vomit
> Muslim food is the dogs dick (and probably literally known what goes into kebabs)


>doesn't justify sushi is shit food
>no you don't
>>implying Muslim food isn't already your standard food of the country

Take a mouthful of doner or I'll call a jihad upon you.

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The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:26:30 PM »
Yutaka could have bit but he didn't. 


Lava always reminds me of those shitty frozen pizzas.

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