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1351
« on: April 14, 2015, 01:31:17 PM »
Teach me how to twerk?
Das can
1352
« on: April 14, 2015, 01:28:33 PM »
stop fucking quoting me
We aren't fucking quoting you
1353
« on: April 14, 2015, 01:27:04 PM »
How do I becum guy to ban ppl
Become friends with 3 or more staff members and promise not to laugh at Cheats gold iphone (he's really sensitive about it).
I sold it and doubled my money, so there's no need to tiptoe around it.
It's okay Cheat, no need for damage control, we're all friends here.
All you have to do is ask and I'll make one for you. There's no need to be jealous.
Cheat, I know projecting is your coping mechanism when you're embarrassed, but a gold iphone really isn't anything to be ashamed of these days. DW the jews can't harm you
1354
« on: April 14, 2015, 01:25:02 PM »
It's a disease and injury thread, so I'm posting diseases and injuries.
NSFW graphic content etc etc
Spoiler  lol What? You didn't get enough attention alone as a kid, so you had to resort to odd behaviours? Is that why you post things like that (I didn't open it)?
run along porkchop.
This is my thread.
Your point?
Just stating your personality, and its defense mechanisms when seeing a "threat"
or
Just stating that you came into this thread with your mind set of defensive offense.
N-no you wanted a disease and injuries thread... I gave you an injury (and a disease if you count Bush)
1355
« on: April 14, 2015, 01:22:50 PM »
Made friends with dramageddon
1356
« on: April 14, 2015, 01:21:54 PM »
It's a disease and injury thread, so I'm posting diseases and injuries.
NSFW graphic content etc etc
Spoiler lol What? You didn't get enough attention alone as a kid, so you had to resort to odd behaviours? Is that why you post things like that (I didn't open it)?
run along porkchop.
This is my thread.
Your point?
1357
« on: April 14, 2015, 01:19:59 PM »
How do I becum guy to ban ppl
Become friends with 3 or more staff members and promise not to laugh at Cheats gold iphone (he's really sensitive about it).
I sold it and doubled my money, so there's no need to tiptoe around it.
It's okay Cheat, no need for damage control, we're all friends here.
1358
« on: April 14, 2015, 01:18:34 PM »
It's a disease and injury thread, so I'm posting diseases and injuries.
NSFW graphic content etc etc
Spoiler lol What? You didn't get enough attention alone as a kid, so you had to resort to odd behaviours? Is that why you post things like that (I didn't open it)?
run along porkchop.
1359
« on: April 14, 2015, 01:17:45 PM »
There are none
My fried bologna bacon knock off disagrees.
wtf is bologna?
shady lunch meat that tastes kind of like hotdog
Sounds disgusting. No offence sandy
That's why you charr it! Crispy miscellaneous meat products are good!
Plus, seasoning.
I would rather fresh dog than dodgy processed something. And charred food is never good.
Potatoes, including skin, on the grill, tend to disagree. Little bit of cancer, carconogen creosote black burn on your foods adds a nice little touch.
your diet sounds appalling man.
My diet is rare!
Last time I had potatos on the grill was two years ago. I only ever eat one meal a day. Usually consisting of bread or soup. Just this once I wanted some breakfast.
That's not healthy....
Sure it isn't! Lately I've even been forgettting to eat one meal a day. Or, not bothering. Can't be arsed to bother eating much. I only ever particularily eat when I work a fair bit. I've a neat party trick though. I can down an entire pizza or more in one sitting and make people question why I'm not so fat.
Just start smoking then. It helps
I only ever smoked for a month in highschool. Don't have the lungs for it!
I don't particularily care about me. However. I'm not particularily trying to kill myself just yet. And in that case, I don't think smokes count as food.
No but they help keep the hunger away. Yeah you're body is already kinda fucked up atm. I suppose you don't need to damage it further.
Too late! Ripped some muscles up on my ribcage and stressed something down in my legs. And called the doc up a few nights ago when I was running around too much and forgot that I've a wrist monitor for my heart to keep watch of.
Damage it all ya want.
Of course. Not to smoking. Coughing, is the worst damn thing there is.
Yeah when we all tell you to take care of yourself this is kinda what we wanted you to avoid -_-
1360
« on: April 14, 2015, 01:16:15 PM »
How do I convince a girl to let me do anal?
My last gf was thoroughly against it, and I couldn't convince her one bit.
1361
« on: April 14, 2015, 01:12:58 PM »
It's a disease and injury thread, so I'm posting diseases and injuries. NSFW graphic content etc etc Spoiler lol
1362
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:59:40 PM »
There are none
My fried bologna bacon knock off disagrees.
wtf is bologna?
shady lunch meat that tastes kind of like hotdog
Sounds disgusting. No offence sandy
That's why you charr it! Crispy miscellaneous meat products are good!
Plus, seasoning.
I would rather fresh dog than dodgy processed something. And charred food is never good.
Potatoes, including skin, on the grill, tend to disagree. Little bit of cancer, carconogen creosote black burn on your foods adds a nice little touch.
your diet sounds appalling man.
My diet is rare!
Last time I had potatos on the grill was two years ago. I only ever eat one meal a day. Usually consisting of bread or soup. Just this once I wanted some breakfast.
That's not healthy....
Sure it isn't! Lately I've even been forgettting to eat one meal a day. Or, not bothering. Can't be arsed to bother eating much. I only ever particularily eat when I work a fair bit. I've a neat party trick though. I can down an entire pizza or more in one sitting and make people question why I'm not so fat.
Just start smoking then. It helps
I only ever smoked for a month in highschool. Don't have the lungs for it!
I don't particularily care about me. However. I'm not particularily trying to kill myself just yet. And in that case, I don't think smokes count as food.
No but they help keep the hunger away. Yeah you're body is already kinda fucked up atm. I suppose you don't need to damage it further.
1363
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:57:23 PM »
How do I becum guy to ban ppl
Become friends with 3 or more staff members and promise not to laugh at Cheats gold iphone (he's really sensitive about it).
Is gold iPhone slang for his small black penis?
It... Could be?
1364
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:56:56 PM »
how do you digest mexican food?
You don't, mexicans are disgusting creatures whose food melts away inside your stomach. That's why when you shit after a burrito or taco your ass explodes.
1365
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:55:24 PM »
How do I becum guy to ban ppl
Become friends with 3 or more staff members and promise not to laugh at Cheats gold iphone (he's really sensitive about it).
1366
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:53:20 PM »
There are none
My fried bologna bacon knock off disagrees.
wtf is bologna?
shady lunch meat that tastes kind of like hotdog
Sounds disgusting. No offence sandy
That's why you charr it! Crispy miscellaneous meat products are good!
Plus, seasoning.
I would rather fresh dog than dodgy processed something. And charred food is never good.
Potatoes, including skin, on the grill, tend to disagree. Little bit of cancer, carconogen creosote black burn on your foods adds a nice little touch.
your diet sounds appalling man.
My diet is rare!
Last time I had potatos on the grill was two years ago. I only ever eat one meal a day. Usually consisting of bread or soup. Just this once I wanted some breakfast.
That's not healthy....
Sure it isn't! Lately I've even been forgettting to eat one meal a day. Or, not bothering. Can't be arsed to bother eating much. I only ever particularily eat when I work a fair bit. I've a neat party trick though. I can down an entire pizza or more in one sitting and make people question why I'm not so fat.
Just start smoking then. It helps
1367
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:45:40 PM »
how do i shot web?
With your left eyeball
1368
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:43:51 PM »
I'm disappointed that nobody said kill yourself yet.
Kill yourself. Happy now?
1369
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:43:10 PM »
There are none
My fried bologna bacon knock off disagrees.
wtf is bologna?
shady lunch meat that tastes kind of like hotdog
Sounds disgusting. No offence sandy
That's why you charr it! Crispy miscellaneous meat products are good!
Plus, seasoning.
I would rather fresh dog than dodgy processed something. And charred food is never good.
Potatoes, including skin, on the grill, tend to disagree. Little bit of cancer, carconogen creosote black burn on your foods adds a nice little touch.
your diet sounds appalling man.
My diet is rare!
Last time I had potatos on the grill was two years ago. I only ever eat one meal a day. Usually consisting of bread or soup. Just this once I wanted some breakfast.
That's not healthy....
1370
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:40:54 PM »
Here for random advice
Don't eat mexican food.
1371
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:39:32 PM »
Yeah and Chally believed I served in Afghanistan.
>thinking I was serious
>thinking anybody believed that account wasn't an alt
I don't believe anybody that says they've served anywhere because if they're making a big deal out of it and it's one of the first things they say when they join a site, it's stolen valor. No soldier is going to go to some forum (this one of all places) call themselves "The Fox" and be an actual new user.
But I did think it was Elegiac.
LMAO #damagecontrol
1372
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:37:45 PM »
There are none
My fried bologna bacon knock off disagrees.
wtf is bologna?
shady lunch meat that tastes kind of like hotdog
Sounds disgusting. No offence sandy
That's why you charr it! Crispy miscellaneous meat products are good!
Plus, seasoning.
I would rather fresh dog than dodgy processed something. And charred food is never good.
Potatoes, including skin, on the grill, tend to disagree. Little bit of cancer, carconogen creosote black burn on your foods adds a nice little touch.
your diet sounds appalling man.
1373
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:33:48 PM »
There are none
My fried bologna bacon knock off disagrees.
wtf is bologna?
shady lunch meat that tastes kind of like hotdog
Sounds disgusting. No offence sandy
That's why you charr it! Crispy miscellaneous meat products are good!
Plus, seasoning.
I would rather fresh dog than dodgy processed something. And charred food is never good.
1374
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:32:07 PM »
how do I get gatsby to join Fox Clan permanently. the most I've managed is a couple of days
You can only join Fox Clan if you're invited by a fox of Fox Clan
yes, yes, I did it officially and all that, I mean I am the fucking Fox Clan leader... but he just quits, he's too headstrong
Yes but the fox must invite him
I haven't seen TheFox posting... and besides which... ehhhh, you're just gonna try to thwart me here. Good chat.
I am TheFox -_-
lol
Need anything else?
Getting all butthurt about the army was good cover, I'll give you that.
Yeah and Chally believed I served in Afghanistan. So you got a question or was that it?
1375
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:29:23 PM »
how do I get gatsby to join Fox Clan permanently. the most I've managed is a couple of days
You can only join Fox Clan if you're invited by a fox of Fox Clan
yes, yes, I did it officially and all that, I mean I am the fucking Fox Clan leader... but he just quits, he's too headstrong
Yes but the fox must invite him
I haven't seen TheFox posting... and besides which... ehhhh, you're just gonna try to thwart me here. Good chat.
I am TheFox -_-
lol
Need anything else?
1376
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:27:47 PM »
how do I get gatsby to join Fox Clan permanently. the most I've managed is a couple of days
You can only join Fox Clan if you're invited by a fox of Fox Clan
yes, yes, I did it officially and all that, I mean I am the fucking Fox Clan leader... but he just quits, he's too headstrong
Yes but the fox must invite him
I haven't seen TheFox posting... and besides which... ehhhh, you're just gonna try to thwart me here. Good chat.
I am TheFox -_-
1377
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:25:48 PM »
There are none
My fried bologna bacon knock off disagrees.
wtf is bologna?
shady lunch meat that tastes kind of like hotdog
Sounds disgusting. No offence sandy
1378
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:24:36 PM »
how do I get gatsby to join Fox Clan permanently. the most I've managed is a couple of days
You can only join Fox Clan if you're invited by a fox of Fox Clan
yes, yes, I did it officially and all that, I mean I am the fucking Fox Clan leader... but he just quits, he's too headstrong
Yes but the fox must invite him
1379
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:23:58 PM »
how can I get this girl online to post a pic of her fanny?
Tell her to get her rat out. If that fails spam her with pictures of roast beef sandwiches.
Get your RAT out
I'm the exception.
1380
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:23:01 PM »
There are none
My fried bologna bacon knock off disagrees.
wtf is bologna?
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