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The Flood / Re: Woman Finds out she Married her Brother on Live Radio
« on: August 08, 2014, 02:12:47 PM »
it could be worse

a guy could have donated sperm and 30 years later gotten married, only to find out his wife is his daughter

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The Flood / Re: MY FUCKING NEIGHBOURS WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP
« on: August 08, 2014, 02:09:24 PM »
acquire a long range acoustic device and point it at their house


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The Flood / Re: How many B.net alts do you have?
« on: August 07, 2014, 10:25:47 PM »
Who is actually Ryle?
ryle actually died in a black friday stampede in 2009 and you're just his grief-stricken filipino best friend pretending be him

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The Flood / Re: How many B.net alts do you have?
« on: August 07, 2014, 09:59:45 PM »

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The Flood / Re: (Un)Official 'Random Facts' thread!
« on: August 07, 2014, 09:32:50 PM »

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The Flood / Re: AMA AMA AMA
« on: August 07, 2014, 09:11:05 PM »
since christmas in aussieland is during the summer, what is the advertising for it like?

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The Flood / Re: Honest opinion of Uncle Kinder?
« on: August 07, 2014, 08:44:21 PM »
your e-anger is good for making montage parody pictures

other than that you're okay

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The Flood / Re: R8 The Member Above You
« on: August 07, 2014, 08:03:41 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I just realised
« on: August 07, 2014, 07:57:53 PM »

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The Flood / Re: What are you doing?
« on: August 07, 2014, 12:17:29 PM »
replying to this thread

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The Flood / Re: The advertisements are giving me a sign
« on: August 07, 2014, 12:10:13 PM »

my god they know where i live


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The Flood / Re: Honest opinion of Noelle
« on: August 06, 2014, 09:41:56 PM »
you're pretty neat

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The Flood / Re: Are you a filthy casual?
« on: August 06, 2014, 07:31:52 PM »
>IMPLYING

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The Flood / Re: So... I have a question...
« on: August 06, 2014, 07:22:38 PM »
i played as a human hunter

i made sure to make my guardian as white as possible and give him the lightest hair color

he looked ready to gas some jews

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The Flood / Re: ITT: I ask you anything
« on: August 06, 2014, 07:01:25 PM »

Would you rather have a Russian, British or an Australian accent?
australian because it's the least communist of those three

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The Flood / Re: ITT: I ask you anything
« on: August 06, 2014, 06:57:30 PM »
oy vey

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The Flood / Re: What would you do with an Orgasmatron?
« on: August 06, 2014, 06:38:04 PM »
reverse engineer it, mass produce it and sell them all to the dutch

i'm sure they would like those

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Dear Sir:

I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly,

Prince Alyusi Islassis

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The Flood / Re: I am not an admin, ask me anything
« on: August 06, 2014, 12:13:55 PM »
do you get nervous when you walk into a room filled with black people

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this thread:

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you know things are bad when you can't recognize 90% of the people on a forum you've been on for years

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The Flood / Re: Would you give "Self-Driving" cars a chance?
« on: August 05, 2014, 04:46:47 PM »
no, i like driving

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The Flood / Re: Worst group back on Bungie.net
« on: August 05, 2014, 03:50:47 PM »
Oh, TFS.
If anyone even remembers that. It was like a wannabe Sapphire but with shit posters. Fun times.

You're crazy.

TFS was like sapphire but without all the geeks and dickriders.
best thing you've ever posted

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The Flood / Re: Neutral Users hangout
« on: August 05, 2014, 02:44:37 PM »
losers

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The Flood / Re: MLG Thread
« on: August 05, 2014, 02:24:18 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: The Dapper Lad of West Philly
« on: August 05, 2014, 02:20:03 PM »
Are you the Prince of the dick in your butt?
you know it

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The Flood / The Dapper Lad of West Philly
« on: August 05, 2014, 02:13:56 PM »
In Bel-Air, California, born and raised
At the country club is where I spent most of my days.
Having a lark, relaxing all day
Driving some balls right down the fairway
When a band of ruffians, believing they had impunity
Started making trouble in my community
I got in one mere tussle and it gave my mom the willies,
She said "You're moving to your aunt and your uncle in West Philly."
I hired a limo, and as it drew near
The license plate said "DAPPER" and it had dice in the mirror.
I could only deduce that this limousine was quite frilly,
But I paid it no mind and directed the driver, "To West Philly!"
I arrived at the house at 7:34
And gave a generous tip to my kindly chauffeur
Looked upon my new residence, the weather was chilly
But I knew that I was now the Dapper Lad of West Philly

itt: discuss how great my copy and paste skills are

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The Flood / Re: Official motherfucking desktop wallpaper thread
« on: August 05, 2014, 01:40:15 PM »
one of the images got uploaded twice

Could you convert that to an album for easier download, tyvm!
not sure if i can, i uploaded that while not signed in

unless i just upload it all over again

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The Flood / Re: Official motherfucking desktop wallpaper thread
« on: August 05, 2014, 01:35:04 PM »
one of the images got uploaded twice
>british tonks
i've been captured by mi6 and am being forced to have british themed wallpapers

please send help

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