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9001
The Flood / Re: >be me
« on: August 09, 2014, 05:13:41 PM »
>tfw no gf
>tfw you use the wrong color for greentext

9002
The Flood / >be me
« on: August 09, 2014, 05:07:23 PM »
>just your average floodian
>like any other sensible floodian, i want to experience b.old again
>go to web.archive.org
>"http://www.bungie.net"
>select september 7th, 2012 snapshot
>out of sheer curiosity, i click the sign in button
>"Hrm. Wayback Machine doesn't have that page archived."
>see's "Save this url in the Wayback Machine"
>clicks
>refreshes
>i am greeted by the hotmail sign in page
>can it be
>shaking with anticipation, i type my log in info
>i press sign in
>"Hrm. Wayback Machine doesn't have that page archived."
>i save the url and refresh
>"Please enter the password for your hotmail account."
>no
>i repeat what i did
>same thing happens
>tfw you will never sign in on b.old ever again

feels bad man

9003
The Flood / Re: Your Best Troll
« on: August 09, 2014, 04:55:04 PM »
>mfw I have a script which made bnet look like b.old


It's broken to hell now.
was it the one daz made

9004
The Flood / Re: Your Best Troll
« on: August 09, 2014, 04:52:23 PM »
I remember I fell for that one pretty hard.
you people must not have looked at the image very carefully considering i forgot the report and reply button things

9005
The Flood / Re: Your Best Troll
« on: August 09, 2014, 04:48:13 PM »
my only real troll thread

if you can even call it that

9006
The Flood / Re: New phone wallpaper needed.
« on: August 09, 2014, 03:18:25 PM »
do they call u the divine intervention
that's what my uncle called me at my bar mitzvah

in my sect of judaism being able to 1080 noscope on wasteland is mandatory by age 13

9007
The Flood / Re: New phone wallpaper needed.
« on: August 09, 2014, 03:13:00 PM »
I now imagine you as a quickscoping MLG jew.
most accurate description of me ever

9008
The Flood / Re: New phone wallpaper needed.
« on: August 09, 2014, 03:06:26 PM »
Are you Jewish?
yeah

Spoiler
well, kinda

my paternal grandfather was ashkenazi jewish

9009
The Flood / Re: New phone wallpaper needed.
« on: August 09, 2014, 02:58:21 PM »
I thought you people didn't believe in hell.
we do, it's just a different kind of hell

instead of burning or whatever, everybody is forced to spend money on others for all eternity

9010
The Flood / Re: New phone wallpaper needed.
« on: August 09, 2014, 02:52:40 PM »
I used this for a while.
Spoiler
tell hitler i said hi when you get to hell

9011
The Flood / Re: ????????
« on: August 09, 2014, 02:14:21 PM »


i have no clue what's going on in this thread anymore

9012
The Flood / Re: ????????
« on: August 09, 2014, 02:13:08 PM »
Hold on, let me try communicating with him.
Babushka gulag borscht. Shekel?
vodkarino vodkarino invade crimearino

9013
The Flood / Re: ????????
« on: August 09, 2014, 02:05:08 PM »
I think that's Hebrew.
??? ??? ??? ????? ?? ??? ????? ?? ?? ???? ?????????? ??????

????? ??????

9014
The Flood / Re: ????????
« on: August 09, 2014, 01:59:11 PM »
oh my god who is this impostor

i would never post something in that filthy communist language

9015
The Flood / ????????
« on: August 09, 2014, 01:56:36 PM »
?, ???????, ????? ???????????? ??????? ?? ????????? ?????????

9016
The Flood / Re: Hey guys, have you ever done this amazing thing?
« on: August 08, 2014, 09:30:47 PM »
I thought it was sustained by my shekels that keep going missing...
that too


9017
The Flood / Re: Hey guys, have you ever done this amazing thing?
« on: August 08, 2014, 08:28:02 PM »
i have no need to eat or breathe; my body is sustained by edgy atheist comments on the internet

9018
The Flood / Re: Flashing children
« on: August 08, 2014, 06:50:50 PM »
the comment's section is a breeding ground for keyboard spec ops commandos

"If he did that to my kid I would strangle him, kick him in the balls, break his nose, run him over with my Prius then call up my Navy SEALs homeboys to continue kicking his ass while I go home, get my shotgun and kneecap the bastard before finally feeding him to my Italian greyhound"

9019
Oi gov'na, wha you sayin?
Oi m8, I think wot this bloke's tryin' to say is he can't buy more crumpets from the Sainsbury's because his Vauxhall is out of petrol

9020
The Flood / Re: Objectively the best song in existence
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:47:56 PM »
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWLING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.
THEEEEEEEEEESE WOOOOUUUUNDS THEEEY WIIILLLL NOT HEEEEEAAAL

9021
The Flood / Re: Do you like sushi?
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:31:40 PM »
haven't had it that much, but when I did have it I liked it

9022
The Flood / Re: Objectively the best song in existence
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:28:39 PM »
What's the name of the song?
Linkin Park - Crawling

9023
The Flood / Re: Objectively the best song in existence
« on: August 08, 2014, 04:40:53 PM »
YouTube

no it's this

9024
The Flood / Re: Which of these wallpapers is best?
« on: August 08, 2014, 04:12:08 PM »
None, because they're all pro-government bullshit.
oh for fuck's sake

9025
The Flood / Re: The biggest question today in the world
« on: August 08, 2014, 03:54:40 PM »
PURPLE

EDGY REPLY TO NECROBUMPED THREAD

9026
The Flood /
« on: August 08, 2014, 03:42:09 PM »
Respected / Ascended / Heroic / Legendary / Mythic / Marty ?
yep

9027
The Flood /
« on: August 08, 2014, 03:40:07 PM »
if deej is the worst title, i wonder if marty is the best title

9028
The Flood / Re: Cheerios.
« on: August 08, 2014, 03:10:31 PM »
i had a bowl of cheerios about 10 minutes ago and now i'm feeling horny

9029
The Flood /
« on: August 08, 2014, 02:58:21 PM »

9030
The Flood / Re: A PURELY hypothetical situation.
« on: August 08, 2014, 02:23:42 PM »
I HAVE AN XBOX LIVE FRIEND WHO DISAPPEARED A LONG TIME AGO. SAID HE WAS GOING OFF TO BASIC. NEVER HEARD FROM HIM AGAIN. I'M HOPING HE JUST FORGOT HIS XBOX LIVE PASSWORD AND HAS A NEW ACCOUNT.
You had an Xbox Live friend who disappeared?

I had a friend who literally died.

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