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« on: September 08, 2014, 02:34:50 PM »
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little gaijin? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the JSDF, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Nanking, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in samurai warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Japanese armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another baka. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Ninja across Asia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Emperor and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the island, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit bushido all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -fucking dead, kiddo.
8612
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:11:10 PM »
Spoiler The menacingly monstrous alien stands before her, both prides erect at the ready to penetrate her rectum and cunt in a simultaneous manner.
In a grumbling tint to his tone, he speaks seductively.
"You are prepared to embrace the whim of the Holy Ones, human?"
The helpless female can only murmur with the strap on wedged deep down her throat, enough to make even the most honed of deep-throating whores admire her with envy.
Giving her a displeased look, the sangheili tears the saliva-coated strap on out of her throat and tosses it to the other side of the room. She screams at the top of her lungs, still bound by the steel cable from prior, limiting her movement
"Yes! Let me hear your screams of pained pleasure, female. They feed me ever-so rightly!"
Ripa takes whiff of the air once more and turns attention to her cunt, which appears to be dribbling profusely with secretions. He leans over and tugs away at the steel cables, enough to loosen them and relinquish her from their constriction. The female sees her chance and kicks him straight in the face, attempting to make a faithful run for freedom.
"My prey shall not get away this time!" He roared
The massive elite lunges after her and with a single bear-like swipe, cracks three of her ribs as well as knocking her off balance in the process.
He stoops over her writhing body and grabs the helpless victim by her beautiful blond hair, tossing her back on the mattress.
"It's been too long since I've seen a good pussy!" He exclaimed irately
Pouncing on top of her like a lion on a wildebeest, his overwhelming weight pins her against the mattress, permitting for minimal movement. His saliva trickles down from his lower mandibles and onto her frightened visage.
"Fret not, female." He runs two fingers through her vibrant, golden hair strands. "I plan to keep you alive.... for next time." With that said, she strives to escape his grasp with another failing attempt at liberation as he sinks his claws deep into her shoulders, causing the helpless harlot to screech in agony.
"Now silence, you!"
The persistent perpetrator lifts himself off the crippled female and regains his stance in front of her, ready to penetrate her breeding grounds. She reluctantly offers herself up to him, far too exhausted to fight him further.
Grabbing her tightly by both legs, he spreads them wide apart and tickles the vaginal area with one of his erect members, "teasing" her some and inducing additional secretions to help lubricate the region like the courteous gentleman he is.
"Prepared you are, now, female."
Still keeping a tight grip around her thighs, he exhales deeply in anticipation for the "Great Journey" ahead and arranges his mandibles in a grimacing fashion.
The great Ripa 'Moramee readies his haunches and plunges both -blam!-es into their respective "orifices", causing the feckless victim to howl a bloodcurdling scream. Penetrating her groin at an unparalleled pace, the mighty warrior bellows gallantly, the powerful noise echoing throughout the home, rattling anything in its wake.
"Stay the course, human! I shall pierce your heavens with my valorous intent and you will join your calls with mine!"
The traumatized woman's eyes roll back and her skin fades to pale white as his pursuing penetration rattles her bones and scrapes against her innards. Eventually, she loses her grasp on reality and passes out, relieving herself of consciousness through the ordeal.
Ripa glares at her angrily, but continues to thrust into her even more profusely than before. His dual -blam!-es begin releasing precum into her virtually lifeless body as he roars with utmost pleasure.
The excessive power of his thrusts cause hemorrhaging and tears, seminal fluids mixing in with the blood drawn from her insides. Ripa, being oblivious to this, continues to pound into his prey carelessly.
"By the hierarchs, your blade has found its sheath!"
His shafts gradually drip more and more profusely as he jabs into her at an optimal pace, the overplus of secretions oozing from her rectal cavity and filling her cocksheath. Panting like an overheating mongrel, he hurls her off the bed, pride still poised inside, and slams her into the floor.
The enticement of plowing into the "submissive" streetwalker invokes an eruption of seed that's soon to follow. Ripa leans back and adjusts his hips, raising the body off the ground and into the air, continuing to perform what deeds are to be done.
"Just like the rest of your race, weak and undisciplined!"
No longer can the sex-craved beast abstain from releasing his gifts of life inside the unwitting human. He cringes and clenches his mandibles together tightly, digging his claws deeper into the lass' delicate skin. He growls loudly, enough to cause any female within the household to feel tingles inside their uteri, stimulating egg release.
Snapping head back, he hollers, "On this night, the Holy Ones lay claim to your minge, anim-" Ripa's eyes widen and his erections erupt like volcanoes, spurting overpowering plumes of pink fluids into either of his partner's "holes". The intensity of their flowing power forces the disgruntled alien to pull out. His moans of delight echo throughout the night before he finally settles, staring at the spiritless vessel, still panting like a dog.
"I have accomplished my goal...for now. The hierarchs would be proud."
He tosses the allegedly dead hooker on the floor and stares at her for a moment, analyzing the external injuries that were carried out during tonight's occurrence. His eyes lock onto her groin, the mixed excretions of blood, semen, and vaginal secretions visibly seeping out from the apertures.
"She won't be moving for some time."
Ripa chuckles to himself and kneels over his prey, sucking on each of her individual breasts before staggering back to his feet and crawling into bed, erections still present, but not as sprightly as before.
Laying down and staring up at the ceiling in satisfaction, he mumbles to himself, "Tonight was a pleasant night, indeed." and with that, he tardily closes his eyes and falls into a deep slumber, his erections softening (and eventually retracting) throughout the night.
8613
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:05:00 PM »
the ranking system changed so everyone got bumped down
8614
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:00:24 PM »
8615
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:57:34 PM »
8616
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:55:01 PM »
8617
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:53:40 PM »
8618
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:49:49 PM »
hopefully this can make up for it 
8619
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:43:44 PM »
8620
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:41:18 PM »
8621
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:38:28 PM »
bump
8622
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:37:07 PM »
8623
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:33:56 PM »
8624
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:31:10 PM »
8625
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:30:04 PM »
8626
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:29:16 PM »
8627
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:28:09 PM »
8628
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:25:53 PM »
>implying anonymous user (deleted) wasn't me
but you're me so anonymous user (deleted) is still me
no because you're me so anonymous user (deleted) is actually me
that's not how it works, me
yes it works like that because you said so because you're me so it was your idea
that's it mister i'm closing your account
8629
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:24:20 PM »
If/when Halo 4 is announced...
Deleted User
Are we all going to complain that Bungie lied? Can none of us be happy? Is the glass always half empty. They could have kept Halo 3 for years: perfecting every aspect of it over and over again. But at some point you have to say good enough and release the game. They even went past "good enough"... so... heres to Bungie! If you agree, say something. Don't let the whiners get the only say.
[Edited on 09.29.2007 4:31 AM PDT] Deleted User
I know what your talking about and i agree if halo 4 was to be annouced this forum would go into shock from all the 'you said no halo 4" threads these posts were made almost seven years ago
8630
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:19:43 PM »
>implying anonymous user (deleted) wasn't me
but you're me so anonymous user (deleted) is still me
no because you're me so anonymous user (deleted) is actually me
that's not how it works, me
8631
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:14:52 PM »
>implying anonymous user (deleted) wasn't me
but you're me so anonymous user (deleted) is still me
8632
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:09:48 PM »
it is true, i am ryle, and rc
and i am also anonymous user (deleted)
you know that one guy who posted in that one thread in 2006
that was me
8633
« on: September 08, 2014, 12:24:22 PM »
Hank: So, uh, this morning i caught Bobby watching *Japanese Cartoons* on the computer. It was just a bunch of pink and sparkles and little girls with alien eyes. I tell ya, that boy ain't right.
Dale: Sounds like a classic gray alien to me. You know they've already invaded human society in a plot to enslave us all.
Boomhauer:Youknowdemjapanesecartoonsmandemboomboompowninjam agicdemgatdangsushirollsanddemtentaclecom
cisman. Lolis.
Bill: I knew a guy on the army base who liked to watch Japanese cartoons in the computer lab. His captain caught him and he was discharged for being "undesirable". What a shame.
Hank: But why would he be interested in asian cartoons? What ever happened to Superman - The Man of Steel, and the rest of the Justice League? And why would a boy be interested in watching little japanese girls have tea parties or arrange flowers?
Dale: It's todays youth culture, Hank. They're not interested in caped crusaders who fight for morality. They like the exotic and the sexually ambiguous.
Hank: Well i'll be damned if i'm going to let Bobby turn into an oriental sissy. First thing tomorrow i'm taking him to the comic book store and buying him a Superman comic.
Bill: Oh! While you're there, could you pick me up a copy of Azumanga Daioh? The computer lab guy said it was "kah-whhyyyy"
Hank: .....Go home Bill.
8634
« on: September 08, 2014, 12:23:14 PM »
neither does mine
8635
« on: September 07, 2014, 11:33:16 PM »
 le successful ruseman faec
8636
« on: September 07, 2014, 08:57:35 PM »
You must suck RC off
8637
« on: September 07, 2014, 05:19:54 PM »
what kind of filthy carthaginian propaganda is this
8638
« on: September 07, 2014, 04:39:33 PM »
NCR soldiers clad in the new powered armor are sent to patrol the NCR/Legion border. NCR annexation of the northwestern half of Sonora is complete. Spoiler disregard what i said about the ncr annexing chihuahua, i don't know my mexican provinces very well
8639
« on: September 07, 2014, 03:40:32 PM »
420691337
aren't i original
8640
« on: September 07, 2014, 11:57:50 AM »
lol please
Anarchy is a fucking ball pit compared to the likes of /b/ and /pol/.
UUUU
when did this nerd get here
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