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Tis another group I recommend trying - although not for everyone. If you look past the profanity, racial slurs and degrading one another..It's quite an interesting group that you might enjoy - or hate. Give it a try.

12.06.2012 9:18 PM PDT

And Destiny has an average review rating of 5.5 on metacritic

"I told you so" comes to mind

average community r8ting on ign is 8.4 gr8 m8

Quote from: IcyWind on September 09, 2014, 01:07:15 PM

Meh, I agree with Noelle to a point. We're talking about a world that was bombed to nuclear hell. I doubt that we would have gotten to space and colonized in 14 years.

The former government even failed to go into space before the bombs dropped.

REPCONN Aerospace would like to have a word with you

Quote from: Ember on September 09, 2014, 04:13:31 PM

wait wut

dude there's no hope for them

they're stuck here forever

just leave while you can

i already exited the game two pages ago

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Quote from: Lady Noelle on September 09, 2014, 01:09:14 PM

Quote from: IcyWind on September 09, 2014, 01:07:15 PM

Meh, I agree with Noelle to a point. We're talking about a world that was bombed to nuclear hell. I doubt that we would have gotten to space and colonized in 14 years.

The former government even failed to go into space before the bombs dropped. I have no idea what a UN game is, but it would make more sense to at least try and stick with the theme.

This game jumped over 100 sharks, and Adam West pages ago.

How?

As I said. Less than 25 years after nuclear Apocalypse

wait wut

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Quote from: Gasai Yuno on September 09, 2014, 01:22:59 PM

Did you keep the metal thingy?

I thought wouldn't, but then a nurse walked into my room ten minutes ago with it and asked me if I wanted to.

I said yes, of course.

Pic?

Here you go.

how the hell did you manage to get that stuck inside you

i'm still waiting for bobismymom to return to the forums


rip in piece sweet prince

Quote from: Rylber5908 on September 08, 2014, 10:15:50 PM

my brother will be free

>not even animating my avatar

i made that shit with the snipping tool and paint what do you want from me

i will refuse with ryle and rc

t4r

the use of times new roman enhances the reader's experience

truly you are a man of culture

dont ban me bro

no promises

The Icelandic Phallological Museum (Icelandic: Hið Íslenzka Reðasafn), located in Reykjavík, Iceland, houses the world's largest display of penises and penile parts. The collection of 280 specimens from 93 species of animals includes 55 penises taken from whales, 36 from seals and 118 from land mammals, allegedly including Huldufólk (Icelandic elves) and trolls. In July 2011, the museum obtained its first human penis, one of four promised by would-be donors. Its detachment from the donor's body did not go according to plan and it was reduced to a greyish-brown shrivelled mass pickled in a jar of formalin. The museum continues to search for "a younger and a bigger and better one."[2]

Founded in 1997 by retired teacher Sigurður Hjartarson and now run by his son Hjörtur Gísli Sigurðsson, the museum grew out of an interest in penises that began during Sigurður's childhood when he was given a cattle whip made from a bull's penis. He obtained the organs of Icelandic animals from sources around the country, with acquisitions ranging from the 170 cm (67 in) front tip of a blue whale's penis to the 2 mm (0.08 in) penis bone of a hamster, which can only be seen with a magnifying glass. The museum claims that its collection includes the penises of elves and trolls, though, as Icelandic folklore portrays such creatures as being invisible, they cannot be seen. The collection also features phallic art and crafts such as lampshades made from the scrotums of bulls.

The museum has become a popular tourist attraction with thousands of visitors a year—60% of them women[3]—and has received international media attention, including a Canadian documentary film called The Final Member, which covers the museum's quest to obtain a human penis. According to its mission statement, the museum aims to enable "individuals to undertake serious study into the field of phallology in an organized, scientific fashion."[4]

Contents  [hide]
1 History
2 Collection
2.1 Human penis
3 Film
4 References
5 External links
History[edit]

Sigurður Hjartarson, founder of the Icelandic Phallological Museum
The museum's founder Sigurður Hjartarson worked as a teacher and principal for 37 years, teaching history and Spanish at Reykjavík's Hamrahlid College before his retirement.[5] As a child, he owned a bull's penis (or pizzle) which was given to him to use as a cattle whip. He began collecting penises after a friend heard the story of the bull's penis in 1974 and gave him four new ones, three of which Sigurður gave to friends. Acquaintances at whaling stations began bringing him whale penises as well, and the collection grew from there, expanding through donations and acquisitions from various sources around Iceland.[6]

The organs of farm animals came from abattoirs, while fishermen supplied those of seals and the smaller whales. The penises of larger whales came from commercial whaling stations, although this source dried up after the International Whaling Commission implemented a global ban on commercial whaling in 1986. Sigurður was able to continue to collect whale penises by harvesting them from the 12–16 whales that fall victim to stranding on the Icelandic coast each year.[6] He also obtained the penis of a polar bear shot by fishermen who found the animal drifting on pack ice off the Westfjords.[2] He was assisted by his family, though not without some occasional embarrassment. His daughter Þorgerður recalls that she was once sent to a slaughterhouse to collect a specimen but arrived just as the workers were taking a lunch break: "Someone asked, 'What's in the basket?' I had to say, 'I'm collecting a frozen goat penis.' After that I said, 'I will never collect for you again.'"[7] According to Sigurður, "Collecting penises is like collecting anything. You can never stop, you can never catch up, you can always get a new one, a better one."[8]


A bull's penis similar to this one, intended for use as a cattle whip, was given to the museum's founder when he was a boy and sparked a lasting interest in penises.
The collection was at first housed in Sigurður's office at the college until he retired from his teaching job. He decided, more as a hobby than a job, to put it on public display in Reykjavík and was awarded a grant from the city council of ISK 200,000 to support the opening of a museum in August 1997.[9] By 2003, it was attracting 5,200 visitors a year, of which 4,200 were from abroad. He put the museum up for sale in 2003, but also offered it to the city of Reykjavík as a gift.[10] However, he was unsuccessful in obtaining financial support from the state or city. When he retired in 2004, he could no longer afford the rent on the museum's premises.[11]


The former exhibition room in Húsavík, 2008
After his retirement, he moved along with his collection to Húsavík, a fishing village with a population of about 2,200 people located 298 miles (480 km) northeast of the capital. The museum was housed in a small building, formerly a restaurant,[11] that was marked with a giant wooden penis and a stone phallus standing outside on the street. The village's inhabitants were at first skeptical of the new arrival, but came to accept it when they were persuaded that there was nothing pornographic about the museum.[2]

In 2012 he handed over the collection to his son, Hjörtur Gísli Sigurðsson (described by Slate as "the world's only hereditary penis-museum operator"[7]). It was relocated from Húsavík to Reykjavík's main shopping street at Laugavegur 116.[12] Its former location in Húsavík is now home to The Exploration Museum. [13] An offer from a wealthy German to buy the museum for ISK 30 million (US $232,000 / €186,000) and a proposal to move it to the United Kingdom were both turned down, as Hjörtur insists that "the museum has to be in Iceland."[14] He intends to continue acquiring new penises because you can "always get a better, newer one ... a bigger size or better shape, you know?"[15]

According to University of Iceland anthropologist Sigurjón Baldur Hafsteinsson, Icelanders' tolerance of the museum is an indicator of how Icelandic society has changed since the 1990s, when a newly elected neoliberal government fostered a more open outlook on entertainment, creativity and tourism that has "enabled new ideas to emerge publicly".[8] He has documented the significance of the museum's role in Icelandic culture in a forthcoming book, Icelandick: The Phallological Museum and Neo-liberal Politics.[16]

Collection[edit]

Penis collection with testicle lightshades at the new exhibition room of the Icelandic Phallological Museum in Reykjavík
According to the museum's website, the collection comprises 280 specimens from 93 species of animals. They range from some of the largest to some of the smallest penises in the animal world. Its largest exhibit is a portion of a blue whale's penis measuring 170 cm (67 in) long and weighing 70 kilograms (150 lb),[3] which Iceland Review has dubbed "a real Moby Dick".[17] The specimen is just the tip, as the entire organ, when intact, would have been about 5 m (16 ft) long and weighed about 350–450 kilograms (770–990 lb). The penis bone of a hamster, only 2 mm (0.08 in) long, is the smallest item in the collection and needs a magnifying glass to be viewed.[3] Sigurður has described the collection as the product of "37 years of collecting penises. Somebody had to do it."[8]

The museum also has a "folklore section" exhibiting mythological penises; its online catalogue lists specimens taken from elves, trolls, kelpies, and "The Nasty Ghost of Snæfell".[18] Sigurður says that the elf's penis, which the museum's catalogue describes as "unusually big and old", is among his favourites. It cannot be seen, as Icelandic folklore holds that elves and trolls are invisible.[11] The folkloric penises also include those of a merman, a one-legged, one-armed and one-eyed monster called a Beach-Murmurer, an Enriching Beach Mouse (said to draw "money from the sea to enrich her owner"), and an Icelandic Christmas Lad found dead at the foot of a mountain in 1985 and whose penis was presented to the museum by a former mayor of Reykjavík.[18]

The museum's website states that it enables "individuals to undertake serious study into the field of phallology in an organized, scientific fashion", giving due prominence to a field that until now has only been "a borderline field of study in other academic disciplines such as history, art, psychology, literature and other artistic fields like music and ballet."[18] The museum aims to collect penis specimens from every mammal in Iceland. It also exhibits phallic artwork and penis-related objects or "phallobilia" such as lampshades made from the scrotums of bulls.[4] Other exhibits range "from an 18th-century engraving depicting the circumcision of Christ to a 20th-century plastic penis pacifier."[17] Most of the collection has been donated, and the only purchase to date has been an elephant's penis measuring nearly 1 m (3.3 ft) long. The penises are either preserved in formaldehyde and displayed in jars or are dried and hung or mounted on the walls of the museum.[3]


Penises of minke whales on display at the museum
Sigurður has used a variety of techniques to preserve the penises, including preservation in formaldehyde, pickling, drying, stuffing and salting.[19] One particularly large penis taken from a bull has been converted into a walking stick.[8] Many of the museum's exhibits are illuminated by lamps made by Sigurður from rams' testicles.[19] Sigurður has also carved wooden phalluses, which can be found adorning various objects around the museum,[2] and has a bow tie decorated with images of phalluses that he wears on special occasions.[11]