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The Flood / Re: GUYS I FOUND OUT A WAY TO POST ON B.OLD AGAIN
« on: September 10, 2014, 04:06:20 PM »
Why are you even here?
the same could be asked of you
-2/10 shit deflection is shit.
damn looks like you've won this time sentra

guess i gotta give up my fedora to you

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The Flood / Re: GUYS I FOUND OUT A WAY TO POST ON B.OLD AGAIN
« on: September 10, 2014, 03:54:21 PM »
Bold is gay.
Bnext is best.
have you told your parents about your love of shit

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The Flood / Re: GUYS I FOUND OUT A WAY TO POST ON B.OLD AGAIN
« on: September 10, 2014, 03:53:15 PM »
Why are you even here?
the same could be asked of you

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The Flood / GUYS I FOUND OUT A WAY TO POST ON B.OLD AGAIN
« on: September 10, 2014, 03:49:21 PM »
Step one: Go to halo.bungie.net
Step two: select any thread
Step three: open inspect element
Step four: modify the thread so it looks like you posted it
Step five: make the thread body whatever you want
Step six: do the same with the posts in the thread and pretend you're actually partaking in a discussion
step seven: realize you have no friends in real life
step eight: cry softly to yourself while you suck on your XL mountain dew slurpee from 711

i don't know why i made this thread

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The Flood / Re: I stole a cat today gentlemen(Bad News)
« on: September 10, 2014, 03:45:42 PM »
Quote
At least the cat got the chance to have some real care and affection before it's tragic demise.

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The Flood / Re: HEY GUYS
« on: September 10, 2014, 03:21:15 PM »
SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THIS PLACE IS SHIT. MAYBE THE MODERATORS SHOULD BE MORE LIKE THE ONES ON B.NET
if u like b.net so much why dun u just fuk it

lel

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The Flood / Re: HEY GUYS
« on: September 10, 2014, 03:18:06 PM »
SCREW OFF M8. YOU SHOULD GET THIS SHIT HOLE UNDER CONTROL BEFORE TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT.
oh damn

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Gaming / Re: Have you people heard of Atlas Horizons?
« on: September 10, 2014, 02:37:18 PM »
I read "geopolitical" and started snoring loudly.
verb why can't you go back to being a magikarp

you know like back in the good ol days

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The Flood / Re: What's the best mod in your opinion?
« on: September 10, 2014, 02:07:37 PM »
Who are you? People keep talking about you like you're a big deal or something.
once upon a time on b.net there was a user named odorouslicense3

once b.net went through that awful transformation last year he became fox news

then he went under a whole bunch of other names before finally settling on sentra

8530
The Flood / Re: Make me say stuff
« on: September 10, 2014, 02:03:25 PM »
obligatory

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
Damn my lack of breath.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sJ7GmtTrbQ
beautiful enunciation

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The Flood / Re: Make me say stuff
« on: September 10, 2014, 01:57:00 PM »
obligatory

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

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The Flood / Re: How come no one here ever discusses anything interesting?
« on: September 10, 2014, 12:34:18 PM »
the only person who can make science threads is winy

but he's moved on now
lol he never moved on. He is on the MLP Zetaboards, where literally nothing happens.
i meant moved on from b.net

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The Flood / Re: Does anyone else find it weird
« on: September 10, 2014, 12:24:03 PM »
Get haylo

Want stats/Blu flam

See forum

Post haloshet

See uuftupic

Post ufftupicshet

Becum sub cumminity

Bunges sell hallo

Very excite for new shet

Destint cum

Bungie make turn into a shet

Move

Fek

Mov a gen

Here we are
if there is ever a flood history book you shall be the author

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The Flood / Re: How come no one here ever discusses anything interesting?
« on: September 10, 2014, 12:16:47 PM »
the only person who can make science threads is winy

but he's moved on now

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The Flood / Re: >is using hotel internet
« on: September 09, 2014, 09:07:40 PM »
when i was flying to puerto rico back in 2012 the plane's internet service charged like 6 bucks for an hour of internet

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The Flood / Re: Noelle Quitonm - Married at last
« on: September 09, 2014, 09:02:40 PM »
ooooh vien's cheating on maluki

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The Flood / Re: Oh things are about to get spicy on the Sep7agon....
« on: September 09, 2014, 09:00:31 PM »
You know I used to live in the town where the Carolina Reaper pepper was bred.
Dayum son. Did you ever try any of it?

Are you fucking kidding me?

I did have some special delux rape your taste buds with capsaicin chicken wrap once. It wasn't ghost pepper status but it was still the spiciest thing I've ever eaten.
Habaneros are by far my limit. That's the point that there's no flavor and it's just spice.
you ever have ghost pepper sauce?

it tastes really good for a few seconds

then the heat hits you



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Gaming / Re: DESTINY RECEIVES 5.4/10 METACRITIC SCORE
« on: September 09, 2014, 08:58:02 PM »
Quote
community r8ing on ign is 8.4 gr8 m8

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The Flood / Re: POST AND BE JUDGED
« on: September 09, 2014, 08:28:15 PM »
can i lick ur weewee

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The Flood / Re: Why does everyone here watch kids shows? It's wrong.
« on: September 09, 2014, 08:27:04 PM »
>tfw i can't bump the thread with a line from the song "nigga nigga nigga" because b.net is fucked up beyond repair

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The Flood / Re: Why does everyone here watch kids shows? It's wrong.
« on: September 09, 2014, 08:20:41 PM »
What baffles my mind is that Ember had a serious tone in that thread.... That never happens.
my posting style was almost completely different back in 2012

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The Flood / Re: Gimme the Low Down on Nameplates
« on: September 09, 2014, 08:19:55 PM »
>implying you should use any nameplate other than >implications
What about the secret JIDF nameplate?
>implying goyim are capable of possessing such a nameplate

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The Flood / Re: Gimme the Low Down on Nameplates
« on: September 09, 2014, 08:17:56 PM »
>implying you should use any nameplate other than >implications

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The Flood / Re: Why does everyone here watch kids shows? It's wrong.
« on: September 09, 2014, 08:10:31 PM »
Gravity Falls is higher quality than most adult-oriented shows these days. The creator has even said he makes the show for adults, not kids. Pendleton Ward (the guy who makes Adventure Time) has said the same thing.
nigguh do you not realize that i just copy and pasted one of your threads from over two years ago
I did not, lol. That's some top notch trolling. Link to the thread?
http://halo.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=75581104&postRepeater1-p=1

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The Flood / Re: Why does everyone here watch kids shows? It's wrong.
« on: September 09, 2014, 08:07:30 PM »
Gravity Falls is higher quality than most adult-oriented shows these days. The creator has even said he makes the show for adults, not kids. Pendleton Ward (the guy who makes Adventure Time) has said the same thing.
nigguh do you not realize that i just copy and pasted one of your threads from two years ago

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The Flood / Why does everyone here watch kids shows? It's wrong.
« on: September 09, 2014, 08:03:23 PM »
I mean, I used to watch Spongebob and Ed, Edd, n' Eddy when I was a kid, too. But watching them today is boring and unfunny. What's worse is people who watch new kids shows like Adventure Time.

They're meant for children. Ever notice the Y7 box above the show before it starts? That means "Youth Seven". I'm starting to think that some people here have serious issues about clinging.

Am I the only one who thinks this way?

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The Flood / Re: DID YOU THINK ME, DEFEATED!?
« on: September 09, 2014, 07:45:16 PM »
last anarchy weekend can be summed up like this: 9/11, niggers, rainbow text

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The Flood / Re: shitpost
« on: September 09, 2014, 06:39:19 PM »

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The Flood / Re: shitpost
« on: September 09, 2014, 06:36:27 PM »
zoid still posts on b.niggerstonguemyanus from time to time
I know, but I can obviously not communicate with him there.
that's how i used to

i have pm conversations with him going back to june 2012

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The Flood / Re: shitpost
« on: September 09, 2014, 06:27:20 PM »
okay yeah it was garbage

but it was still fun
It was alright. I do miss Zoid, and I cannot talk to him on Steam even though I added him on there a long time ago, because Steam is broken.
zoid still posts on b.niggerstonguemyanus from time to time

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