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8161
« on: September 20, 2014, 12:47:06 PM »
how do I bump threads?
idk
8162
« on: September 20, 2014, 12:44:16 PM »
bump and all that jazz
instead of bread and wine can we use mtn dew code red and cool ranch doritos
of course
who is the priest of this church
i need some holy mtn dew
none other than me you refer to me as father ember from now on
8163
« on: September 20, 2014, 12:40:50 PM »
bump and all that jazz
instead of bread and wine can we use mtn dew code red and cool ranch doritos
of course
8164
« on: September 20, 2014, 12:39:48 PM »
bump and all that jazz
8165
« on: September 20, 2014, 12:25:47 PM »
8166
« on: September 20, 2014, 12:21:38 PM »
The House of Great Spirits laughs at your unoriginal heraldry.
shut up faggot you're the son of dustin
He is my dark twin, my metaphysical otherself, representing everything that I am not.
but in reality you both are really just gay
8167
« on: September 20, 2014, 12:19:57 PM »
The House of Great Spirits laughs at your unoriginal heraldry.
shut up faggot you're the son of dustin
8168
« on: September 20, 2014, 12:13:35 PM »
please go into details about our holiday
each candle on the septamenorah represents a momentous occasion in flood history watermelon king's attack, the first porch day, the conception of coup, the first john cena attack, our most Holy Achronos' threats to nuke the flood, the clockman thread, longface's blacks vs whites thread and finally, the creation of b.next b.next's candle continues to burn after all the other ones have gone out to symbolize what we have lost
8169
« on: September 20, 2014, 12:06:54 PM »
>tfw Pendulum split to make Knife Party
Feels bad, man.
>tfw rob swire said pendulum will be coming back together to make a new albumshh no tears now
8170
« on: September 20, 2014, 12:03:58 PM »
so when does mass begin
12:30 to 2:00 on sundays and fridays
so we celebrate the jewish and christan sabbath? what religious holidays do you get to celebrate?
we have our own version of hanukkah
but the menorah is shaped like a septagon
interesting
what is the suitable attire to wear during mass
A fedora
8171
« on: September 20, 2014, 12:03:40 PM »
8172
« on: September 20, 2014, 12:00:22 PM »
so when does mass begin
12:30 to 2:00 on sundays and fridays
so we celebrate the jewish and christan sabbath? what religious holidays do you get to celebrate?
we have our own version of hanukkah but the menorah is shaped like a septagon
8173
« on: September 20, 2014, 11:55:44 AM »
so when does mass begin
12:30 to 2:00 on sundays and fridays
8174
« on: September 20, 2014, 11:53:16 AM »
So am I in?
yeah sure
ayy lmao
*verbatim has an aneurysm in the distance*
8175
« on: September 20, 2014, 11:51:40 AM »
Am I related to anyone? Or is my newfomaness weighing me down?
all newfomans trace their ancestry back to foman it's all foman's fault
8176
« on: September 20, 2014, 11:51:12 AM »
8177
« on: September 20, 2014, 11:49:27 AM »
how many shekels does this cost
enrollment is free Spoiler however the monthly fee is 77 shekels
8178
« on: September 20, 2014, 11:47:12 AM »
 with unnecessary gimp filters for extra swage see that little circle in the top right that means registered trademark so convert or burn in hell
8179
« on: September 19, 2014, 09:57:39 PM »
roasting in an epic bread
oh yeah i forgot to mention you are another one of beetle's apostles
i think i'll kill myself
gg life
yep
you were the one who ratted beetle out to the desticles for 69 shekels
and then you committed suicide after his crucifixion by self-castration
the tlot phickens
and your father is das, distant descendant of longface the first flood troll, great-great-great-great-grandson of evil otto
so das is my father
i am okay with this
but das died when you were just a little furry from prostate cancer
Laaaaaaaame
this, children, is why you don't have vigorous anal sex like das had all the time now begone with you spirit
8180
« on: September 19, 2014, 09:27:51 PM »
roasting in an epic bread
oh yeah i forgot to mention you are another one of beetle's apostles
i think i'll kill myself
gg life
yep
you were the one who ratted beetle out to the desticles for 69 shekels
and then you committed suicide after his crucifixion by self-castration
the tlot phickens
and your father is das, distant descendant of longface the first flood troll, great-great-great-great-grandson of evil otto
so das is my father
i am okay with this
but das died when you were just a little furry from prostate cancer
so many emotions are flowing through me
this is why you went on to create tumblr
8181
« on: September 19, 2014, 09:16:24 PM »
roasting in an epic bread
oh yeah i forgot to mention you are another one of beetle's apostles
i think i'll kill myself
gg life
yep
you were the one who ratted beetle out to the desticles for 69 shekels
and then you committed suicide after his crucifixion by self-castration
the tlot phickens
and your father is das, distant descendant of longface the first flood troll, great-great-great-great-grandson of evil otto
so das is my father
i am okay with this
but das died when you were just a little furry from prostate cancer
8182
« on: September 19, 2014, 09:13:35 PM »
ryle
8183
« on: September 19, 2014, 07:42:26 PM »
And what of me?
I'm part of the BioSmiley, Zesty and COWPIE brigade, are we sons of Quary or some shit?
your great-great-great-grandfather was harlow, cousin of spartan ken 15, who in turn traces his ancestry back to foman
im so sorry
Bullshit, i'm going to amend my Floodian birth-certificate
im afraid it doesn't work that way
8184
« on: September 19, 2014, 07:13:18 PM »
that was quite painful to read
but i mean if english is his second language i can't blame him
8185
« on: September 19, 2014, 05:29:28 PM »
And what of me?
I'm part of the BioSmiley, Zesty and COWPIE brigade, are we sons of Quary or some shit?
your great-great-great-grandfather was harlow, cousin of spartan ken 15, who in turn traces his ancestry back to foman im so sorry
8186
« on: September 19, 2014, 05:17:02 PM »
roasting in an epic bread
oh yeah i forgot to mention you are another one of beetle's apostles
i think i'll kill myself
gg life
yep
you were the one who ratted beetle out to the desticles for 69 shekels
and then you committed suicide after his crucifixion by self-castration
the tlot phickens
and your father is das, distant descendant of longface the first flood troll, great-great-great-great-grandson of evil otto
8187
« on: September 19, 2014, 04:43:54 PM »
roasting in an epic bread
oh yeah i forgot to mention you are another one of beetle's apostles
i think i'll kill myself
gg life
yep you were the one who ratted beetle out to the desticles for 69 shekels and then you committed suicide after his crucifixion by self-castration
8188
« on: September 19, 2014, 04:39:36 PM »
roasting in an epic bread
oh yeah i forgot to mention you are another one of beetle's apostles
8189
« on: September 19, 2014, 04:27:52 PM »
Uncle Ember-chan, who am I related to?
I also want to know.
gasai yuno is joshua, great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson of dazarobbo (jacob)
yutaka is libni, son of bobcast (gershon) and brother of ossku (shimei)
Defuuuuuq?
i needed to get bobcast in there since i didn't include him in the op
One big messed up family brah
yes, and you are the great niece of ossku
8190
« on: September 19, 2014, 04:21:09 PM »
Uncle Ember-chan, who am I related to?
I also want to know.
gasai yuno is joshua, great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson of dazarobbo (jacob)
yutaka is libni, son of bobcast (gershon) and brother of ossku (shimei)
Defuuuuuq?
i needed to get bobcast in there since i didn't include him in the op
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