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8101
« on: September 20, 2014, 08:13:42 PM »
*tips menorah*
8102
« on: September 20, 2014, 08:12:39 PM »
For 23 years and 11 months had I suffered them, the ignorant gaijin back home who sickened me with their microwaved culture and their materialism. The spindly losers in the anime club who cared only for anime and not a whit for the superior monoethnic culture to which it was endemic. Well no more. Fucking zettai no more. I touched down in the country I was certain I had lived all my previous lives, no doubt as a badass ronin samurai ninja or some shit. I had never been here, but I had returned.
Nippon-sama, tadaima!
No sooner had I left the airport when I saw the woman of my dreams. She confirmed my every hope, my every ideal of this great land. The light coming in through the sakura backlit her like a full body halo. She was made of demure and soft spoken. Of bowing and bento.
Of Japan and perfect.
My heart started doki doki-ing all over the shop. And then she saw me! Spotted me in the crowd! Well, of course she did, I was like a head taller than the fucking hobbits they call men around here. I was in no state of mind to meet her gaze, and tried to look away but I was paralysed. She was just so ... prettyu ...
And just like that she started walking over. Her walk was just pure concentrated sex. If you poured a glass of it sex fumes would just rise right off the top. I loved the way the light danced unevenly over her pristine porcelain skin as she walked. The way she did more for me by showing just her shoulders than any American girls could by showing their entire gaping cleavage for all the world to SEE THIS YOU SHOULD TAKE NOTES, THIS IS WHAT SEXY IS YOU FUCKING WHORES -
8103
« on: September 20, 2014, 07:19:33 PM »
whatthefu
ckdidyoujustfucki
ngsayaboutme,youlittlebi
tch?I’llhaveyou knowIgra
duatedtopofmy classin
theNavySeals,an dI’veb
eeninvolvedinnum erous
secretraids onAl-Q uaeda,andIh aveov
er300confirmedkills .Iamtrainedingo rill
awarfareandI’mthe topsniperintheentireU
Sarme dforces.You arenothingtomebutjust
anothertarget.Iwillw ipeyouthefu ckoutwith
precisionthelikesof whichhasneverbeenseen
beforeonthisEarth,markmyfuckingwords .Yout
hinky oucangetawaywithsa yingth
atshi ttomeov ertheI
nterne t?Thin
kagain ,fucke
r.Aswe speakI
amcon tact ingmys
ecre tnetw ork ofspie
sacr osstheUSAa ndyou rIPisbein
gtrac edrightno wsoyo ubetterprepa
refor thestorm,m aggot .Thest ormt
hatwi pesoutthe pathe ticlitt lethi
ngyou callyourl ife.Yo u’refuc kingd
ead,k id.Icanb eanywhere,anytime,an dIcanki llyou
inov ersevenh undredways,andthat’sjustwith mybar
ehan ds.Noto nlyam Iexte nsivelytra inedin
unar medcomba t,b utIhaveaccesstoth eentir
earse nalof theUn itedStatesMarineCo rpsandI
will useit toitsfu llextenttowipeyourm iserable
assof fthefaceofthec ontinent ,youlittl
eshit .Ifonlyyouco uldh avekno wnwh atunh
olyret ribu tion yourli ttle“cle
ver”co mme ntwas abou
ttobring down upony ou,m
aybeyou woul dhaveheldyourf
uck ingtongue. Buty oucouldn’t,youd
idn’t,a ndnowyou’repaying the price,y o
ugoddamnidiot. Iwillshitfuryallovery ouan dyouwil
ldro wninit.You’ref uckingdead,kidd o.Wwhatthefuckdidyouj
ustf uckingsaya boutme,youl ittlebitch?I’llhave
youk nowIgr aduatedtopof mycla ssintheNavy
Seals,andI ’vebeeninvo lved
innumer oussecre trai
dso nAl-Qu aeda
,andIh aveo
ver300conf
irmedki
lls
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴿʸᶫᵉ, ɪᴛ'ˢ ᴍᴇ, ᴱᵐᵇᵉʳ⋅ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴍᴇ﹖ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜˢᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴜʟʟʏ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴡᴀˢ ᴀ ᴋɪᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ɢʀᴇᴡ ᴜᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛᴏᴜɢʜ ᕦ⁽ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°⁾ᕤ ⋅ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇғᴇɴᴅ ᴍʏ ʜᴏɴᴏʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɪᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀ﹡﹡ ⁽ง'̀⁻'́⁾ง
What the Darude - Sandstorm did you just Darude - Sandstorm say about me, you little Darude - Sandstorm? I’ll have you know I Darude - Sandstorm top of my class in the Darude - Sandstorm , and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Darude - Sandstorm, and I have over 300 confirmed Darude - Sandstorm. I am trained in Darude - Sandstorm and I’m the top Darude - Sandstorm in the entire Darude - Sandstorm. You are nothing to me but just another Darude - Sandstorm. I will Darude - Sandstorm you the Darude - Sandstorm out with Darude - Sandstorm the likes of which has never been Darude - Sandstorm before on this Darude - Sandstorm, mark my Darude - Sandstorm words. You think you can get away with saying that Darude - Sandstorm to me over the Darude - Sandstorm? Think again, Darude - Sandstorm. As we Darude - Sandstorm I am contacting my secret network of Darude - Sandstorm across the Darude - Sandstorm and Darude - Sandstorm is being Darude - Sandstorm right now so you better prepare for the Darude - Sandstorm, Darude - Sandstorm . The Darude - Sandstorm that wipes out the Darude - Sandstorm little thing you call your Darude - Sandstorm . You’re fucking Darude - Sandstorm, Darude - Sandstorm. Darude - Sandstorm can be Darude - Sandstorm, and I can Darude - Sandstorm you in over seven hundred Darude - Sandstorm, and that’s just with my bare Darude - Sandstorm. Not only am I extensively trained in Darude - Sandstorm, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Darude - Sandstorm and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your Darude - Sandstorm off the face of the Darude - Sandstorm, you Darude - Sandstorm. If only you could have known what Darude - Sandstorm your little “clever” Darude - Sandstorm was about to bring down upon Darude - Sandstorm, maybe you would have held your Darude - Sandstorm. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the Darude - Sandstorm, you Darude - Sandstorm. I will shit Darude - Sandstorm all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking Darude - Sandstorm, kiddo.
What the fuck have you been saying about Call of Duty, you little shits? Ill have you know I got 15th prestige with 850,000 kills, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on the EA headquarters, and I have over 300,000 confirmed dollars won in MLG tournaments against you BattleFags. I am trained in PS3 warfare and Im the top quickscoper in the entire US servers. You are all nothing to me but just some hardscoping faggots. I will wipe you the fuck out with killstreaks and noob tubes the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Call of Duty over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of dropshotters across the USA and your PSN accounts are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggots. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little games you call "Battlefield". Your k/d is fucking horrible, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can snipe you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just without my controller. Not only am I extensively trained in sniper combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Activision and Infinity Ward and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of PSN and XBOX LIVE, you little shits. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comments were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiots. I will shit pwnage all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking noscoped, kiddo.
8104
« on: September 20, 2014, 07:14:09 PM »
whatthefu
ckdidyoujustfucki
ngsayaboutme,youlittlebi
tch?I’llhaveyou knowIgra
duatedtopofmy classin
theNavySeals,an dI’veb
eeninvolvedinnum erous
secretraids onAl-Q uaeda,andIh aveov
er300confirmedkills .Iamtrainedingo rill
awarfareandI’mthe topsniperintheentireU
Sarme dforces.You arenothingtomebutjust
anothertarget.Iwillw ipeyouthefu ckoutwith
precisionthelikesof whichhasneverbeenseen
beforeonthisEarth,markmyfuckingwords .Yout
hinky oucangetawaywithsa yingth
atshi ttomeov ertheI
nterne t?Thin
kagain ,fucke
r.Aswe speakI
amcon tact ingmys
ecre tnetw ork ofspie
sacr osstheUSAa ndyou rIPisbein
gtrac edrightno wsoyo ubetterprepa
refor thestorm,m aggot .Thest ormt
hatwi pesoutthe pathe ticlitt lethi
ngyou callyourl ife.Yo u’refuc kingd
ead,k id.Icanb eanywhere,anytime,an dIcanki llyou
inov ersevenh undredways,andthat’sjustwith mybar
ehan ds.Noto nlyam Iexte nsivelytra inedin
unar medcomba t,b utIhaveaccesstoth eentir
earse nalof theUn itedStatesMarineCo rpsandI
will useit toitsfu llextenttowipeyourm iserable
assof fthefaceofthec ontinent ,youlittl
eshit .Ifonlyyouco uldh avekno wnwh atunh
olyret ribu tion yourli ttle“cle
ver”co mme ntwas abou
ttobring down upony ou,m
aybeyou woul dhaveheldyourf
uck ingtongue. Buty oucouldn’t,youd
idn’t,a ndnowyou’repaying the price,y o
ugoddamnidiot. Iwillshitfuryallovery ouan dyouwil
ldro wninit.You’ref uckingdead,kidd o.Wwhatthefuckdidyouj
ustf uckingsaya boutme,youl ittlebitch?I’llhave
youk nowIgr aduatedtopof mycla ssintheNavy
Seals,andI ’vebeeninvo lved
innumer oussecre trai
dso nAl-Qu aeda
,andIh aveo
ver300conf
irmedki
lls
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴿʸᶫᵉ, ɪᴛ'ˢ ᴍᴇ, ᴱᵐᵇᵉʳ⋅ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴍᴇ﹖ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜˢᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴜʟʟʏ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴡᴀˢ ᴀ ᴋɪᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ɢʀᴇᴡ ᴜᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛᴏᴜɢʜ ᕦ⁽ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°⁾ᕤ ⋅ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇғᴇɴᴅ ᴍʏ ʜᴏɴᴏʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɪᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀ﹡﹡ ⁽ง'̀⁻'́⁾ง
8105
« on: September 20, 2014, 07:10:18 PM »
 what gasai imagines when he makes threads like this
8106
« on: September 20, 2014, 07:07:26 PM »
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough pussy? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can’t hack me you little piece of shit. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fucking huge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.
8107
« on: September 20, 2014, 07:04:14 PM »
ᴴᵉᶫᶫᵒ, ᵐʸ ᶰᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ᴶᵘᵃᶰ ᴾᵃˢᵗᵒʳᵒᶰᶦ, ᶜᴱᴼ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᴾᵃˢᵗᵃ ᴵᶰᵈᵘˢᵗʳᶦᵉˢ⋅ ᴵ'ᵈ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶫᵉᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵏᶰᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵉ'ᵛᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵍᵃᶦᶰᵉᵈ ᶜᵒᵖʸʳᶦᵍʰᵗˢ ᵒᶰ ᵃ ᶫᵒᵗ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵃˢ ˢᵉᵉᶰ ᵒᶰ ᵗʰᶦˢ ˢᶦᵗᵉ⋅ ᴵᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᵘˢᶦᶰᵍ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᶰᵒʷ, ᵖᶫᵉᵃˢᵉ ʳᵉᶠʳᵃᶦᶰ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵈᵒᶦᶰᵍ ˢᵒ, ᵒʳ ʳᶦˢᵏ ᵇᵉᶦᶰᵍ ᶠᶦᶰᵉᵈ ᵘᶰᵈᵉʳ ᶜᵒᵖʸʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᶦᶰᶠʳᶦᶰᵍᵉᵐᵉᶰᵗ⋅ ᵀʰᵃᶰᵏ ʸᵒᵘ, ᵃᶰᵈ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ᵇᵉ ᶠᵘᶰᶰʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ⋅ ᵀʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵇᵘˢᶦᶰᵉˢˢ, ᵏᶦᵈ⋅
8108
« on: September 20, 2014, 06:10:11 PM »
Don't make me use your trigger word on you.
And what's my trigger word? Autism? Autistic? Go right ahead. I've learned not to give a flying fuck.
Spoiler Verbatim's in love everyone, and he's gonna go out on a romantic date with Cindy. XD
brb reblogging verbyxcindy on tumblr
8109
« on: September 20, 2014, 06:07:44 PM »
the fuck is this thread about again?
A light theme which turned into a discussion about lean then several other drugs. And we have Verbatim interjecting himself into the discussion telling people to kill themselves as usual.
lol
i'm partly responsible for this drug argument
8110
« on: September 20, 2014, 05:31:37 PM »
I really miss B.old. Fire Achronos, get rid of all the mods. absolute blasphemy
You're a new B.net member aren't you?
oh fuck no but to say we should fire our most Holy Overlord Achronos is just blasphemous
8111
« on: September 20, 2014, 05:28:01 PM »
Maybe if Cheat has the time for it, since he has a life and has to spend his spare time fixing things on here, he could add in a couple of other color themes for people to use.
we all know you just want a purple theme
well that's okay because so do i
Purple theme eww
Purple juice
purple drank
8112
« on: September 20, 2014, 05:26:57 PM »
I really miss B.old. Fire Achronos, get rid of all the mods. absolute blasphemy
8113
« on: September 20, 2014, 05:23:03 PM »
Maybe if Cheat has the time for it, since he has a life and has to spend his spare time fixing things on here, he could add in a couple of other color themes for people to use.
we all know you just want a purple theme well that's okay because so do i
8114
« on: September 20, 2014, 05:20:19 PM »
I thought you meant that color. What the fuck is that...
the dark theme for b.net
please don't tell me you actually prefer that tungsten-meltingly bright white default version of the site
They took away the dark theme, if I recall correctly. Meaning you downloaded some shitty script.
indeed i did download some shitty script
8115
« on: September 20, 2014, 05:19:32 PM »
Sorry I enjoy good games, not overrated and outdated garbage
Fallout NV is better than both fallout 1 and 2
while i agree new vegas is more enjoyable the originals are by no means bad games ur just a bad kid
8116
« on: September 20, 2014, 05:18:32 PM »
class you really need to get over your addiction to sucking cocks
8117
« on: September 20, 2014, 05:11:58 PM »
I thought you meant that color. What the fuck is that...
the dark theme for b.net please don't tell me you actually prefer that tungsten-meltingly bright white default version of the site
8118
« on: September 20, 2014, 05:10:04 PM »
 so i made the mistake of checking out #gaymen to see just how bad things are
8119
« on: September 20, 2014, 05:08:33 PM »
>tfw Pendulum split to make Knife Party
Feels bad, man.
>tfw rob swire said pendulum will be coming back together to make a new album
shh no tears now
WHEN?
2013-2014: Possible new album[edit]
On 22 August 2013, in a series of Tweets, it was revealed that along with a Knife Party album,[26] a possible Pendulum album may also be released in 2014.[27] El-Hornet, who does the DJ sets, confirmed the album in a speech at the 9:30 Club in Washington DC and said "don't rush us". However, the possibility of Pendulum performing live again has still been ruled out. On the 13th July 2014, Swire stated in a Twitter reply that the work on the new Pendulum album will begin around September and could be released early 2015.[28]
8120
« on: September 20, 2014, 04:54:29 PM »
An anthropomorphic fox with a stick up its ass? Fits the bill.
but he can't be braxien because furries fap to braxien and he hates furries
I'm the braxien.
that makes more sense
8121
« on: September 20, 2014, 04:43:46 PM »
An anthropomorphic fox with a stick up its ass? Fits the bill.
but he can't be braxien because furries fap to braxien and he hates furries
8122
« on: September 20, 2014, 04:38:34 PM »
Ember.... Stop spending your entire day going through B.net history.
but as the unofficial shitpost archiver it is my duty to document any interesting b.old bullshit i come across
8123
« on: September 20, 2014, 04:34:15 PM »
aspartame's been used as a sweetener since the 80's, it is by no means a new thing
and anyone who calls soda pop is an idiot and gay and ugly and most likely a communist
Whenever I say "there's this new thing called...", I'm being sarcastic.
And lolno, only rednecks call it soda.
actually in redneckland and apparently where i live more people call it coke  mostly liberal places call it soda
8124
« on: September 20, 2014, 04:32:19 PM »
I found Verbatim.
no verby was and always will be a magikarp 
8125
« on: September 20, 2014, 04:31:14 PM »
aspartame's been used as a sweetener since the 80's, it is by no means a new thing
and anyone who calls soda pop is an idiot and gay and ugly and most likely a communist
8126
« on: September 20, 2014, 04:15:38 PM »
what a fascinating anecdote
8127
« on: September 20, 2014, 04:10:48 PM »
They seriously are though. Overrated as shit. Boring games.
 i think you could use this
8128
« on: September 20, 2014, 04:08:03 PM »
ryle, das, ember, door, rc, sprungli, secondclass, mr psychologist, kiyo, verbatim, ember, you, that guy over there, cheat, slash, simseo, noelle, vien, focnr, true velox, deci, kinder, challenger, dustin, foman, lord revan, true underdog, old papa rich, anonymous user (deleted), shishka, watermelon king, tom t, bobcast, evilcam, captain k mart
8129
« on: September 20, 2014, 04:04:24 PM »
simseo is a pecker fucker
Fixed that for ya.
but it's true, he admitted to it in that one thread in 2012
"No." - Simseo, 2014
"Yes." -Ember, 2014
8130
« on: September 20, 2014, 04:02:13 PM »
simseo is a pecker fucker
Fixed that for ya.
but it's true, he admitted to it in that one thread in 2012
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