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The Flood / Re: Church of Achronos mass is now in session
« on: September 21, 2014, 02:03:14 PM »
Achronos raped my childhood. So fuck him!
are you legit telling me that b.net was your childhood

Hey, I time traveled to 2008 when I was 6 and then went back, so fuck Achronos.

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In all seriousness, why are you even doing this church of Achronos crap? The guy is a douchebag webmaster that looks like Peter Griffin and eats donuts all day.
wait

2008 was six years ago


and you said you were six in 2008


so are you telling me you're twelve years old

I was 6 in 1999, then I found a time machine at that age and time traveled, and then traveled back.

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Forget it. I suck at being intentionally funny. I'm only funny when it's unintentional
i think it was more a matter of how you worded your post that caused the confusion

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The Flood / Re: High-Resolution Apache Helicopter Thread
« on: September 21, 2014, 01:30:43 PM »

fuk da pohleese

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The Flood / Re: Church of Achronos mass is now in session
« on: September 21, 2014, 01:26:48 PM »
Achronos raped my childhood. So fuck him!
are you legit telling me that b.net was your childhood

Hey, I time traveled to 2008 when I was 6 and then went back, so fuck Achronos.

Spoiler
In all seriousness, why are you even doing this church of Achronos crap? The guy is a douchebag webmaster that looks like Peter Griffin and eats donuts all day.
wait

2008 was six years ago


and you said you were six in 2008


so are you telling me you're twelve years old

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The Flood / Re: Church of Achronos mass is now in session
« on: September 21, 2014, 01:11:16 PM »
Achronos raped my childhood. So fuck him!
are you legit telling me that b.net was your childhood

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The Flood / Re: Church of Achronos mass is now in session
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:58:38 PM »
*walks in*
ALLAHU SNACKBAR!
*vest explodes sending doritos and mountain dew all over church*
your donation to the Church is appreciated

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The Flood / Re: oh you went and did it now bungie
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:51:55 PM »
how can bumps be real if our eyes aren't real

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The Flood / Church of Achronos mass is now in session
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:51:13 PM »
please take a seat at a pew and we shall begin worship

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i haven't seen anyone wearing a fedora recently, but i remember one of my elementary school friends would sometimes wear a fedora

seriously
father ember we need to set up the mass
of course

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i haven't seen anyone wearing a fedora recently, but i remember one of my elementary school friends would sometimes wear a fedora

seriously

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The Flood / Re: oh you went and did it now bungie
« on: September 21, 2014, 09:16:09 AM »
I made a thread the other day about threads being deleted from the archive, and how this is a heinous grievance upon The Flood and her culture.

Is it a sign of their stupidity, or of our impuissance, that we have been ideologically slaughtered and uprooted in this manner?
can you link me to your thread
This was before I knew the severity of the matter.
I thought it was just a link issue, but now I know they really are deleting them.
http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/69816831/0/0

Nobody replied.
well i bumped it for ya

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The Flood / Re: oh you went and did it now bungie
« on: September 20, 2014, 11:56:47 PM »
I made a thread the other day about threads being deleted from the archive, and how this is a heinous grievance upon The Flood and her culture.

Is it a sign of their stupidity, or of our impuissance, that we have been ideologically slaughtered and uprooted in this manner?
can you link me to your thread

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else love cheerios here?
« on: September 20, 2014, 11:44:20 PM »
is this your desperate attempt to convince us that you're a veteran floodian

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The Flood / Re: oh you went and did it now bungie
« on: September 20, 2014, 11:38:29 PM »

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The Flood / Re: oh you went and did it now bungie
« on: September 20, 2014, 11:38:15 PM »
Maybe you should post this on Bnet where the web team might actually see it.
they wouldn't care about something like this, they don't even issue ultra-bans anymore

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The Flood / oh you went and did it now bungie
« on: September 20, 2014, 11:36:21 PM »
http://www.bungie.net/Errors/TotalBan.html
first, you made the link at the top of b.old threads no longer work

then you made it so that you can't even get to b.old threads on b.next by changing the post id in the url


but now


you made an important piece of b.net history, the ultra-ban page, become simply a 404 error


as the unofficial b.old archiver of this site, this really hurts me

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the wikipedia article made me laugh like a retard what the fuck

u think my GT is funny u son of basterd bich

fite me irl???


oi m8

at 3 o'bong behind tha corna shop

we'll have our tussle


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the wikipedia article made me laugh like a retard what the fuck

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The Flood / Re: copi pasterino threaderino
« on: September 20, 2014, 08:59:09 PM »
Hello, I am currently 12 years old and I want to become japanese. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to nippon (japan in japanese); home of the greatest japanese people. I’ve already cut off half my arms, and now slide on my knees everywhere I go as training. I may not be japanese yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest japanese girl ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much

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The Flood / Re: copi pasterino threaderino
« on: September 20, 2014, 08:46:44 PM »
hello everybody im a casual girl gamer xD. I like memesヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) pls keep it conducive and non-toxic. thx *holds up spork* luve and waffles

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The Flood / if ur lookin 4 a member 4 ur density firteem, look no futher
« on: September 20, 2014, 08:46:04 PM »
le onyx medal in credit farmin on teh haylos of reach

all s rank in sanic 006


.69 kd in mwtres


2005 big rigs over the racing road mlg champiun


i wil make gr8 edition 2 ur supahotfireteem


ad me on le gamecube 420 pls
gt is
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The Flood / Re: copi pasterino threaderino
« on: September 20, 2014, 08:39:21 PM »
I must confess. I hide in the McDonalds play areas and touch little boys Pee Pees while their parents are ordering their food inside. Dont Copy paste this please. It is my confession of my sins. Thank you and god bless you all.

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The Flood / Re: copi pasterino threaderino
« on: September 20, 2014, 08:38:41 PM »
May I have a free lifetime supply of pasta?
yes, for 420,000,000 shekels

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The Flood / Re: copi pasterino threaderino
« on: September 20, 2014, 08:34:25 PM »
Ryle Cytarai was found dead in his home on September 20th. At the scene of his death were thousands of tissues full of cum and 100 open pornhub tabs. It is estimated that Ryle masturbated at least 300 times per day for the last week, resulting in his penis exploding and him bleeding to death.

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The Flood / Re: copi pasterino threaderino
« on: September 20, 2014, 08:32:58 PM »
man why must this site screw up a-10 ascii art

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The Flood / Re: copi pasterino threaderino
« on: September 20, 2014, 08:27:00 PM »
I always grab my dick when an earthquake happens, then my hand automatically strokes dick. I feel as if I have sex with the earth. The fear fades away.

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The Flood / Re: copi pasterino threaderino
« on: September 20, 2014, 08:24:16 PM »
ryle i want to thank you helping me overcome my corrosive autism. I used to have combustible autism until i starting reading your posts. Now my donger is mostly raised and i am proud of my crunchy clamidia.ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽

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The Flood / Re: copi pasterino threaderino
« on: September 20, 2014, 08:22:00 PM »
wow you guys are pathetic, spamming bungie.net with random comments "destiny this, destiny that". you know what? I'm big on 4chan and im getting an entire community to come over here and show you what real swag is, you pathetic mindless sheepfu­cks. You just wait.

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The Flood / Re: copi pasterino threaderino
« on: September 20, 2014, 08:19:19 PM »
Yes, I am a fox. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.

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The Flood / Re: copi pasterino threaderino
« on: September 20, 2014, 08:14:27 PM »
mitch, i never even knew u this dude off of runescape gave me ur myspace link, i saw it, and of course i cried, i know what u did, ive been through rough times too, but i just wanted to say im srry to all ur friends, and mitch even though i didnt know u i felt like ive known u for years after i saw ur myspace page rest in peace buddy....

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