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7921
« on: September 25, 2014, 03:56:22 PM »
7922
« on: September 25, 2014, 03:54:47 PM »
7923
« on: September 25, 2014, 03:53:05 PM »
 original character donut steel
7924
« on: September 25, 2014, 03:50:57 PM »
 same artist that drew my avatar
7925
« on: September 25, 2014, 03:47:06 PM »
 alrighty negritos it's scrafty time
7926
« on: September 25, 2014, 03:41:42 PM »
Never played.
Barely watched.
you fucking sicko
7927
« on: September 25, 2014, 12:41:41 PM »
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Baptising in blood
im sorry we only do baptisms in mtn dew
7928
« on: September 25, 2014, 12:38:35 PM »
7929
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:55:18 AM »
me and my team of researchers from the university of /s4s/ have already developed a device that directly taps into the shitposting plane and draws power from it
this process is approximately 1.27 times as efficient as tritium fusion
despite its efficiency, funding for the application of the technology has been unsuccessful
7930
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:52:16 AM »
It is as foretold in the Floodian Book of Revelations by the Great Prophet Anonymous User (Deleted)
the Flood has forgotten the true word of Achronos, and it has become a godless place
the End Times are near my friend, when Beetle shall return with an army of shitposters to wage war against the Antibeetle Crimson Howl and his legion of Desticles to return the Flood to its former state Anonymous Revelations 1:16
1 Then I heard a loud voice from the temple saying to the seven shitposters, “Go, pour out the seven bowls of Achronos’ wrath on the forums.”
2 The first shitposter went and poured out his bowl on the post bodies, and the posts of all the people who had the mark of the Traveler and worshiped its image became illegible and obscene.
3 The second shitposter poured out his bowl on the PMs, and every message sent by the Traveler worshipers, humiliating or otherwise, were revealed publicly..
Then I heard the shitposter of the PMs say,
“You are fair.
You are the one who is and the one who was, the holy one,
because you have judged these things.
6 You have desecrated their image as they have desecrated your people.
This is what they deserve.”
7 Then I heard the altar answer,
“Yes, Lord Achronos Almighty, your judgments are true and fair.”
8 The fourth shitposter poured his bowl on the forums' background. The background was allowed to burn people with its intense light.
9 They were severely burned. They cursed the name of Achronos, who has the authority over these plagues. They would not change the way they think and act and give him glory.
The fifth shitposter poured his bowl on the shrine of the Traveler. Its kingdom turned dark. People gnawed on their tongues in anguish 11 and cursed Achronos for their pains and their sorrows. However, they would not stop what they were doing.
7931
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:59:35 PM »
tfw too tired to shitpost
tell me what book to write
you can be psalms
ryalms
whats that shit look like
i literally have never looked at a bible before
unlike other bible books which have some form of coherent narrative, psalms is just a collection of lesson-teaching poems
do these poems have to rhythm or are they like haikus or some shit
they're free form kinda reflects shitposting
7932
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:55:47 PM »
tfw too tired to shitpost
tell me what book to write
you can be psalms
ryalms
whats that shit look like
i literally have never looked at a bible before
unlike other bible books which have some form of coherent narrative, psalms is just a collection of lesson-teaching poems
7933
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:52:15 PM »
tfw too tired to shitpost
tell me what book to write
you can be psalms ryalms
7934
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:49:53 PM »
It is as foretold in the Floodian Book of Revelations by the Great Prophet Anonymous User (Deleted)
the Flood has forgotten the true word of Achronos, and it has become a godless place
the End Times are near my friend, when Beetle shall return with an army of shitposters to wage war against the Antibeetle Crimson Howl and his legion of Desticles to return the Flood to its former state Anonymous Revelations 1:16
1 Then I heard a loud voice from the temple saying to the seven shitposters, “Go, pour out the seven bowls of Achronos’ wrath on the forums.”
2 The first shitposter went and poured out his bowl on the post bodies, and the posts of all the people who had the mark of the Traveler and worshiped its image became illegible and obscene.
3 The second shitposter poured out his bowl on the PMs, and every message sent by the Traveler worshipers, humiliating or otherwise, were revealed publicly..
Then I heard the shitposter of the PMs say,
“You are fair.
You are the one who is and the one who was, the holy one,
because you have judged these things.
6 You have desecrated their image as they have desecrated your people.
This is what they deserve.”
7 Then I heard the altar answer,
“Yes, Lord Achronos Almighty, your judgments are true and fair.”
8 The fourth shitposter poured his bowl on the forums' background. The background was allowed to burn people with its intense light.
9 They were severely burned. They cursed the name of Achronos, who has the authority over these plagues. They would not change the way they think and act and give him glory.
7935
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:30:46 PM »
pǝʇɹodɯnq
contribute to the thread you fucking nigger spic jap towelhead honkey furfag
7936
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:26:26 PM »
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7937
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:25:10 PM »
Damn Cubans and their non brown skin.
my grandma is cuban and she doesn't like black people
7938
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:55:50 PM »
Cuba.
7939
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:51:54 PM »
me obviously
7940
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:50:36 PM »
flatworms mate by having penis duels
7941
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:26:16 PM »
Mr Psychologist 3:16
For Achronos so loved the forums, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not be banned, but have everlasting life. so ironman suggested that i should make this thread thing is, im too lazy to do anything other than revelations so you autists should contribute to the writing of the bible of achronos refer to the genealogy
7942
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:56:46 PM »
Ember, just make a Floodian Bible/Bible of Achronos (thread).
but the bible is so long and im so lazy
7943
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:54:27 PM »
one Israeli missile strike coming up
7944
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:45:58 PM »
It is as foretold in the Floodian Book of Revelations by the Great Prophet Anonymous User (Deleted)
the Flood has forgotten the true word of Achronos, and it has become a godless place
the End Times are near my friend, when Beetle shall return with an army of shitposters to wage war against the Antibeetle Crimson Howl and his legion of Desticles to return the Flood to its former state Anonymous Revelations 1:16
1 Then I heard a loud voice from the temple saying to the seven shitposters, “Go, pour out the seven bowls of Achronos’ wrath on the forums.”
2 The first shitposter went and poured out his bowl on the post bodies, and the posts of all the people who had the mark of the Traveler and worshiped its image became illegible and obscene.
3 The second shitposter poured out his bowl on the PMs, and every message sent by the Traveler worshipers, humiliating or otherwise, were revealed publicly..
7945
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:40:55 PM »
at this point israel has begun annexing the hydra supercluster
7946
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:29:10 PM »
Luxembourg's Recruitment of 40,000 soldiers - 1%
[For such a small country, you won't be able to recruit 40,000 soldiers anytime soon. Once you have some more territory, it will be possible.]
Enacting le mandatory military service for the whole country
[Your population isn't that large.]
What information are we judging each country's population off of?
maybe the fact that real life modern day luxembourg has about the same population as atlanta
7947
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:19:33 PM »
It is as foretold in the Floodian Book of Revelations by the Great Prophet Anonymous User (Deleted)
the Flood has forgotten the true word of Achronos, and it has become a godless place
the End Times are near my friend, when Beetle shall return with an army of shitposters to wage war against the Antibeetle Crimson Howl and his legion of Desticles to return the Flood to its former state Anonymous Revelations 1:16
1 Then I heard a loud voice from the temple saying to the seven shitposters, “Go, pour out the seven bowls of Achronos’ wrath on the forums.”
2 The first shitposter went and poured out his bowl on the post bodies, and the posts of all the people who had the mark of the Traveler and worshiped its image became illegible and obscene.
7948
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:00:58 PM »
7949
« on: September 24, 2014, 07:53:42 PM »
*Lowers contrast*
I can do it too.
you actually would heighten the contrast to get that effect
Ha! Your secrets are mine, Rabbi Goldstein!
NOT THAT I DID THAT OR ANYTHING i was just giving some friendly advice
7950
« on: September 24, 2014, 07:51:37 PM »
*Lowers contrast*
I can do it too.
you actually would heighten the contrast to get that effect
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