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The Flood / Re: Ossku is in the Daily Fail by Achievement Hunter!
« on: September 29, 2014, 04:19:46 PM »
now the fame is gonna go to his head and he's gonna get addicted to meth

7802
The Flood / Re: Ember....
« on: September 29, 2014, 03:50:13 PM »
you have to chant "FOMAN IS A BK" three times and then rub your testicles on your keyboard

and then bam you should have a quality shitpost

7803
The Flood / Re: Sandtrap, I have a brief message.
« on: September 28, 2014, 11:39:15 PM »
see i love people like you sandtrap

able to laugh your own sorrows and what not

7804
Serious / Re: Holy shit look at this fucking cancer
« on: September 28, 2014, 11:24:03 PM »
I'm torn on this, as I'm pretty much an anti-theist and don't respect any sort of religion (especially one so violent).
there are a million possible ways i could call this post edgy

7805
The Flood / Re: Sandtrap, I have a brief massage.
« on: September 28, 2014, 11:17:03 PM »
i want a massage

7806
The Flood / Re: i have found a lifetime supply of fap matériel for ryle
« on: September 28, 2014, 10:23:28 PM »
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

no
i fucking found a furry fetish art gallery for nothing you ungrateful fuck cunt

7807
The Flood / Re: Why aren't new members treated with enough respect here?
« on: September 28, 2014, 10:22:29 PM »
Please contact our Human Resources Office for complaints. Our HR manager is Ember, he will give you any "assistance" you desire.
i don't remember being promoted to such a position

7808
The Flood / i have found a lifetime supply of fap matériel for ryle
« on: September 28, 2014, 10:21:50 PM »

http://herroroo.deviantart.com/gallery/

don't ask me how i found this

7809
The Flood / Re: Why aren't new members treated with enough respect here?
« on: September 28, 2014, 10:18:25 PM »
new member service is located in the back sir

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The Flood / Re: look at this picture
« on: September 28, 2014, 10:15:36 PM »
i think just looking at that picture made me high

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:46:43 PM »
the galactic empire of israel™ now controls the entire observable universe; however, such a high concentration of jewry in one universe causes it to collapse in on itself in a big crunch, which in turn causes another big bang, creating a new universe



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The Flood / Re: What's your ethnic background?
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:33:14 PM »
You are all inferior dogs of men. I am of greek. Born and raised in greece, I am a men of large amount. I was beat at a young age, and left home at 13 years of age. I joined greek special force and became hard man and killer of men. After I moved to america and became very very successfull businessmen. Bow to me, know me, I am of force.
this is some good copypasta material

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The Flood / Re: cheat i will give you the best bj ever if you make me a mod
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:12:45 PM »
Are you gay or something? I don't have a problem with gay people, I'd just rather not start a fight with one. Is there a mute option on this site?
you must be new here
Do we start initiation?
yes

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The Flood / Re: cheat i will give you the best bj ever if you make me a mod
« on: September 28, 2014, 07:55:05 PM »
Are you gay or something? I don't have a problem with gay people, I'd just rather not start a fight with one. Is there a mute option on this site?
you must be new here
you know what to do nasty

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The Flood / Re: cheat i will give you the best bj ever if you make me a mod
« on: September 28, 2014, 07:35:41 PM »
Are you gay or something? I don't have a problem with gay people, I'd just rather not start a fight with one. Is there a mute option on this site?
there is absolutely nothing homosexual about sucking a man's penis

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The Flood / cheat i will give you the best bj ever if you make me a mod
« on: September 28, 2014, 07:32:49 PM »
i gave blowjobs to seven different bungie employees, including stosh, for recon in halo 3

and i did it again for blue flames in reach but after the second time i kept getting pms from deej asking me to marry him in atlantic city

so yes cheat, i will give you the best thai style blowjob if you make me a master ninja

ill even throw one in for kiyo

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The Flood / Re: oh yeah that's right i made a bungiepedia page for comms
« on: September 28, 2014, 06:47:15 PM »
you know i'm kinda surprised ryle doesn't have a page on there

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 28, 2014, 06:42:33 PM »
the entire sloan great wall is now under the galactic empire of israel™'s control

rampant inbreeding among humans and various alien species has resulted in a single, large nosed race of humanoids

an artificial planet in the shape of a shekel symbol has finished construction and is now orbiting the sun between earth (otherwise known as "old israel") and mars

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The Flood / Re: Lol
« on: September 28, 2014, 06:33:35 PM »

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The Flood / Re: New Flood
« on: September 28, 2014, 05:45:30 PM »
someone restrain him, i'll get the wet noodle

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The Flood / Re: as requested by the Figger King, here's a shitpost
« on: September 28, 2014, 05:00:39 PM »

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The Flood / Re: as requested by the Figger King, here's a shitpost
« on: September 28, 2014, 04:57:13 PM »
flatworms mate by having penis duels
i hear jews mate by suing each other for all of their possessions
this is completely true

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The Flood / Re: Sandtrap, I have a brief message.
« on: September 28, 2014, 04:11:52 PM »
Why don't you just PM him?

Why dont you get all of those dicks out of your ass
Stay mad.
this is you sentra in literally every thread

>acts like a shitstain
>someone calls you out on it
>LELELELEL LE BUTHURT!!!!!!!11 XDDDDDD LE MASTUR TROL LELKEK

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The Flood / Re: Sandtrap, I have a brief message.
« on: September 28, 2014, 03:59:05 PM »
Don't be sorry for me. If it all lead up to this, then that's the way it goes. If anything, I should have fucking listened about keeping an eye out and keeping my hands clean at all times. Restaurant business is a bitch for colds. Never would have had any of this if I wasn't sick in the first place.

Look on the bright side. I can make lots of puns about myself before I go. Death will not stop my rather dangerous sense of humor.

I'll be here all week folks!
you know sandtrap you're a really cool person

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The Flood / Re: Royal-blooded Floodians unite!
« on: September 28, 2014, 03:56:13 PM »
why would you ever celebrate your inferior goyim genetics

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The Flood / Re: What's your ethnic background?
« on: September 28, 2014, 02:42:40 PM »
imi place sa foarte mult gustul de cocos

me gusta mucho el sabor de la polla

איך ווי זייער פיל דער טעם פון האָן

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The Flood / Re: HOT FURRY SEX THREAD NSFW FOR REALS
« on: September 28, 2014, 02:31:32 PM »
Yiff in hell
telling them that only gets them hard

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The Flood / Re: What's your ethnic background?
« on: September 28, 2014, 01:17:12 PM »
mom's side is all romanian

dad's side is cuban and ashkenazi jewish

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The Flood / Re: I still don't understand this ZQ thing
« on: September 28, 2014, 01:07:26 PM »
it's a subliminal five guys burgers marketing campaign

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The Flood / Re: topkek
« on: September 28, 2014, 11:40:34 AM »
according to jewgle translate eti topkek means meat cupcakes

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