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7681
« on: October 07, 2014, 04:29:13 PM »
You know that this whole thing is over right?
yeah as of like 5 minutes ago this thread is older than that
7682
« on: October 07, 2014, 04:25:22 PM »
There's no need for the Emberians to resist the Metanites.
We have extended our friendship to the Weeaboos, and would be willing to grant you suffrage. The Metakorps has need of young soldierly men in its ranks, and you'd be welcome.
Our true enemies are the Sep7anite 7ascists.
For all of our history, the Emberians have been an independent people.
Your expansion is a threat to our culture, and we will fight back when necessary.
Your independence is guaranteed if you support our aims.
Your aim to overthrow the Sep7anites?
I see no reason for us to support you.
We aim to liberate you from the Sep7anite 7asicst
We are not in need of liberation.
They allowed us to settle within their borders after our exodus from the doomed land of Bungia, after all.
Where else could you have gone? OffSite Districts #1 and #2 were purged shortly after the community found a new place to settle. No. You were accepted out of pity and necessity- they need you to keep them strong, but you need them no longer! Become MetaTM!
Perhaps the only solution to this quarrel is for us to become truly independent and secede. If we're not Sep7anites we certainly won't be Metanites. Your people are just bent on total control.
7683
« on: October 07, 2014, 04:22:07 PM »
can i be the second in command
sure why not
7684
« on: October 07, 2014, 04:15:45 PM »
There's no need for the Emberians to resist the Metanites.
We have extended our friendship to the Weeaboos, and would be willing to grant you suffrage. The Metakorps has need of young soldierly men in its ranks, and you'd be welcome.
Our true enemies are the Sep7anite 7ascists.
For all of our history, the Emberians have been an independent people.
Your expansion is a threat to our culture, and we will fight back when necessary.
Your independence is guaranteed if you support our aims.
Your aim to overthrow the Sep7anites?
I see no reason for us to support you.
We aim to liberate you from the Sep7anite 7asicst
We are not in need of liberation. They allowed us to settle within their borders after our exodus from the doomed land of Bungia, after all.
7685
« on: October 07, 2014, 04:11:58 PM »
There's no need for the Emberians to resist the Metanites.
We have extended our friendship to the Weeaboos, and would be willing to grant you suffrage. The Metakorps has need of young soldierly men in its ranks, and you'd be welcome.
Our true enemies are the Sep7anite 7ascists.
For all of our history, the Emberians have been an independent people.
Your expansion is a threat to our culture, and we will fight back when necessary.
Your independence is guaranteed if you support our aims.
Your aim to overthrow the Sep7anites? I see no reason for us to support you.
7686
« on: October 07, 2014, 04:09:11 PM »
There's no need for the Emberians to resist the Metanites.
We have extended our friendship to the Weeaboos, and would be willing to grant you suffrage. The Metakorps has need of young soldierly men in its ranks, and you'd be welcome.
Our true enemies are the Sep7anite 7ascists.
For all of our history, the Emberians have been an independent people. Your expansion is a threat to our culture, and we will fight back when necessary.
7687
« on: October 07, 2014, 04:08:07 PM »
>he uses maymay arrows outside of 3+1chins
7688
« on: October 07, 2014, 04:03:39 PM »
 the only way we can defeat the over-growing meta menace is if us non-metas band together together we are strongenlist in the emberian army today for a better future
7689
« on: October 07, 2014, 03:21:06 PM »
can't assimilate me midf
7690
« on: October 06, 2014, 06:58:39 PM »
Tallahassee - a/k/a "Tallahooterville" - is noted for its traffic jams during football season, drunk driving, Hooters contests, and tourists who come in from other southern states to contest presidential elections. Stay & experience the southern hospitality & be greeted Saturday mornings by a knock on your door from religious wingnuts who'll attempt to convert you and then, should you politely decline, condemn to the firey pits of hell. The newer State Capitol Building sits "proudly" at the bottom of Apalachee Parkway as one of the most phallic structures on the planet (replete with testi-like strucures, one to each side of the well, um. let's just call it the tallest, "Enzyte"-like building ever erected downtown). The restaurants that have palatable fare can be counted on half a hand, and once you're done going to the museum (which will take all of an hour it's so small), you won't have much else to do but eat, sigh, and avoid getting swarmed by mosquitos - the "state bird" (a joke that you'll hear at least 10x from the locals), although the more noteworthy bird appears to be the one tourists flip while driving away after they've discovered it was a complete waste of their free time to ever set foot in the place.
Their (insipid) slogan: "Keep it sassy, Tallahassee."
What their slogan should be:
"For pity's sake, whatever you do go farther south if you want to experience Florida; this place is the ass-end of Georgia."
7691
« on: October 06, 2014, 06:47:30 PM »
7692
« on: October 06, 2014, 06:23:23 PM »
there's a jewish girl that goes to my school
This brings about the question. Why the fuck is a jew in Florida?
jews in florida are the descendants of israelites that arrived in the new world 2500 years ago *insert history channel logo in bottom right corner*
7693
« on: October 06, 2014, 06:20:59 PM »
there's a jewish girl that goes to my school
7694
« on: October 06, 2014, 05:14:24 PM »
most loveable canadian in existance.
*hugs*
i hear canadians convert everything they touch to communism
7695
« on: October 06, 2014, 05:11:43 PM »
[citation needed]
South Park
that's as legit as it gets.
South Park's latest episode.
[citation needed]
oh
7696
« on: October 06, 2014, 05:10:17 PM »
ehhhh
this is a reference i'm not getting
i feel awkward
7697
« on: October 06, 2014, 05:09:26 PM »
[citation needed]
7698
« on: October 06, 2014, 05:08:28 PM »
what part of florida do you live in?
northern panhandle
Isn't that where all the white trash rednecks live?
here in tallahassee it's kinda balanced out
half of the white people are rednecks and the other half are scarf-wearing starbucks-goers
oh shit
are you going to go to/going to fsu?
probably
gonna get my masters in homosexuality
are you a senior right now?
yep
shit nigga, 40% chance that we'll go to the same school then next year. the other 60% is if i end up going to uf, which i'm still undecided on.
this place is already gay enough as it is we don't need you coming in and making this place um super-gay
7699
« on: October 06, 2014, 05:05:50 PM »
>willingly identifying as canadian
why don't you all just kill yourselves since you're already dead to the rest of the world
7700
« on: October 06, 2014, 05:01:12 PM »
if there's anyone who deserves recognition for necrobumping it's me
7701
« on: October 06, 2014, 04:58:21 PM »
what part of florida do you live in?
northern panhandle
Isn't that where all the white trash rednecks live?
here in tallahassee it's kinda balanced out
half of the white people are rednecks and the other half are scarf-wearing starbucks-goers
oh shit
are you going to go to/going to fsu?
probably
gonna get my masters in homosexuality
are you a senior right now?
yep
7702
« on: October 06, 2014, 04:54:41 PM »
what part of florida do you live in?
northern panhandle
Isn't that where all the white trash rednecks live?
here in tallahassee it's kinda balanced out
half of the white people are rednecks and the other half are scarf-wearing starbucks-goers
oh shit
are you going to go to/going to fsu?
probably gonna get my masters in homosexuality
7703
« on: October 06, 2014, 04:50:14 PM »
What about me?
you can join the parliament
7704
« on: October 06, 2014, 04:49:03 PM »
what part of florida do you live in?
northern panhandle
Isn't that where all the white trash rednecks live?
here in tallahassee it's kinda balanced out half of the white people are rednecks and the other half are scarf-wearing starbucks-goers
7705
« on: October 06, 2014, 04:48:05 PM »
what part of florida do you live in?
northern panhandle
wow that's fracking gay
yeah the sky's rainbow colored 24/7 over here
7706
« on: October 06, 2014, 04:46:30 PM »
what part of florida do you live in?
northern panhandle
7707
« on: October 06, 2014, 04:45:10 PM »
why did i include das he doesn't even live in florida
bc can be head of defense
7708
« on: October 06, 2014, 04:43:59 PM »
linguistics if my thread about english being boring wasn't evident enough
7709
« on: October 06, 2014, 04:42:55 PM »
we shall kill dick scott, take over florida's government and secede from the us
i call king
bc is head of defense
rc can be vice king if that's a thing
officer nasty shall be head of justice
and ryle and vien are the parliament
alright we need to write up a constitution
first law: no nerds allowed
7710
« on: October 06, 2014, 04:34:22 PM »
Not only is it in Florida, a place I vowed never to set foot in again, but it's an EDM fest and I can't hang out with Molly. I'll pass.
Fuck those random drug tests. Do it.
But Noël, Florida.
Ya.... Florida has people like RC and Vien and Ryle.
*shivers*
and me
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