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The Flood / Re: What type of Fedora i should get?
« on: October 11, 2014, 07:07:24 PM »
That's not a Fedora

Then what is it then?
A trilby
what i posted is a trilby, op's hat is a fedora
No what OP originally posted was a trilby, did you not see the edit?
apparently not

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The Flood / Re: What type of Fedora i should get?
« on: October 11, 2014, 07:05:08 PM »

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The Flood / so why haven't we claimed bir tawil yet
« on: October 11, 2014, 07:03:15 PM »

neither sudan or egypt owns it; it's one of the two places on earth that isn't part of a country


it would be perfect for us to move into and start our own country

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The Flood / Re: What type of Fedora i should get?
« on: October 11, 2014, 07:00:06 PM »

certified pu­ssy magnet

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The Flood / Re: ITT: you bash me
« on: October 11, 2014, 06:23:53 PM »
you're british


that should be an insult in its own right

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The Flood / Re: Listen to this at half speed
« on: October 11, 2014, 06:15:40 PM »
my god

this would have been perfect for that prank i made up for my friend back in middle school

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The Flood / Re: I'm in the mood to be scared; post creepypastas
« on: October 11, 2014, 01:58:40 PM »
Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.

After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.

With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between 7 and 8 o’clock, even though it will feel like you've been traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say ‘Yo homes, smell ya later!’, but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.

If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Prove that I'm a thief.
« on: October 11, 2014, 01:54:26 PM »

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Prove that I'm a thief.
« on: October 11, 2014, 01:53:18 PM »

[praise for mother russia intensifies]

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Prove that I'm a thief.
« on: October 11, 2014, 01:48:45 PM »
zeppelins are cooler than trains

yeah but you can put a cow plow on an airship?


yeah but can you put planes on a train

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Prove that I'm a thief.
« on: October 11, 2014, 01:45:14 PM »
zeppelins are cooler than trains

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The Flood / Re: alright bitches either i'm mythic by the end of the day
« on: October 11, 2014, 01:41:53 PM »
due to popular request, it has been done

expect results in approximately 3 minutes and 16 seconds


better hurry up and get the tube socks and lotion ryle

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The Flood / Re: alright bitches either i'm mythic by the end of the day
« on: October 11, 2014, 01:38:04 PM »

last chance people

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The Flood / Re: alright bitches either i'm mythic by the end of the day
« on: October 11, 2014, 01:25:25 PM »
Nobody cares.
oh you will care when you get redirected to poorly animated furry porn whenever you try to access this site

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The Flood / Re: Would I get flak for wearing this shirt?
« on: October 11, 2014, 01:15:43 PM »
Oh come on guys what's wrong with Nazis?
they were dressed for success and that really bothers the rest


wow i almost made a rhyme

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The Flood / Re: cheat has five letters
« on: October 11, 2014, 01:14:05 PM »
Ember pls
just spreading the truth

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The Flood / Re: alright bitches either i'm mythic by the end of the day
« on: October 11, 2014, 01:12:24 PM »
wait... How do you have that background??
magic

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The Flood / alright bitches either i'm mythic by the end of the day
« on: October 11, 2014, 01:10:12 PM »

or the site gets it

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The Flood / Re: most cringe-worthy newfag on bnet?
« on: October 11, 2014, 12:17:17 PM »
that fu­cking achronos dude acting like he runs the place just because he joined in 2001

real floodians remember the glory that was 90's b.net

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The Flood / Re: cheat has five letters
« on: October 11, 2014, 12:11:14 PM »
ember iz illuminutty
this has been known for a while

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The Flood / Re: i wonder...
« on: October 11, 2014, 12:09:46 PM »
ryle translated to chingchongese is 赖尔 Làiěr


lai


er


ryle is a liar

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The Flood / Re: cheat has five letters
« on: October 11, 2014, 11:12:20 AM »
it's a charming song, I think
i thought a girl was singing in it the first time i heard it

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The Flood / Re: morgan mlgman
« on: October 10, 2014, 11:46:00 PM »
Quote
morgan her right in the freeman

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The Flood / Re: cheat has five letters
« on: October 10, 2014, 11:41:15 PM »
bump because it's tinfoil awareness month

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The Flood / Re: How do you pronounce ayy lmao?
« on: October 10, 2014, 11:39:14 PM »
ay, l'mao

comme n'importe quel autre gentleman

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The Flood / Re: What would your last meal be on deathrow?
« on: October 10, 2014, 11:36:31 PM »
ur mum's pu­ssy


you all saw it coming
i was going to make this joke

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The Flood / Re: What would your last meal be on deathrow?
« on: October 10, 2014, 11:13:11 PM »
ur mum's pu­ssy


you all saw it coming

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The Flood / Re: cheat has five letters
« on: October 10, 2014, 10:39:19 PM »
Real proof the jews did 9/11

Spoiler


Bin Laden has a big nose
Bin Laden a jew confirmed


Spoiler
He's also Obama
if you cross your eyes at osama bin laden it sorta kinda looks like obama biden

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The Flood / cheat has five letters
« on: October 10, 2014, 10:13:00 PM »
tajikistan borders five countries

tajikistan is a muslim country

muslims read the quran

the quran has 114 chapters

the word chapter comes from old french chapitre

french people surrender with a white flag

the color white is a mix of all seven colors in the spectrum

the lyric video for zedd - spectrum (ft. matthew koma) has 13 million views

that has a three in it

triangles have three sides

triangles = all seeing eye

all seeing eye = illuminati

cheat confirmed 4 ilerminaty

proof for jews doing 9/11
ember backwards is rebme

if you put that into google translate it asks if you meant resume

resume in igbo is malitegharịa

that has 12 letters

12 years ago was 2002

2002 divided by 3 is 667.3333333

that's almost 666

666=pentagrams

pentagrams are made out of triangles

the star of david is made out 7 triangles

the planes that flew into the wtc were boeing 767s

undeniable proof jews did 9/11

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