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The Flood / Re: Ember
« on: October 21, 2014, 07:28:42 PM »

prudes

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The Flood / daily reminder that bungie could have prevented all of this
« on: October 21, 2014, 07:18:23 PM »

they made the mistake of promoting deej from a nobody to cummunity manager

realizing the terrible thing they had just done, they attempted to nuke the site with b.next

but not realizing you can't [insert rhyming verb here] the deej, they only ended up destroying themselves, allowing deej to become the Dark Overlord of bungie and activision and the 19th prime minister of israel

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The Flood / Re: Did you ever go through a big physical change?
« on: October 21, 2014, 06:18:59 PM »
when i was younger my hair was dark brown


now it's totally black

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The Flood / Re: So a few of you want me back here
« on: October 21, 2014, 05:42:13 PM »
something something holy bible of achronos

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The Flood / Re: What type of Girls/Guys do you like?
« on: October 21, 2014, 05:34:06 PM »
southeast asian hermaphrodites who are into scat porn


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The Flood / Re: Smi is online!
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:08:58 AM »
smi has three letters, triangles have three sides, illuminati, etc

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The Flood / Re: i walked into my college psychology class this morning
« on: October 20, 2014, 09:09:36 PM »
you should write an essay for your psychology class on how watching montage parodies regularly increases spatial awareness and critical thinking and reasoning skills

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The Flood / Re: i'm surprised
« on: October 20, 2014, 05:53:34 PM »
That show

No
i would say that you like sucking cock

but i don't even know your gender so it might not be very effective

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The Flood / i'm surprised
« on: October 20, 2014, 05:48:01 PM »
YouTube

nobody has made a montage parody of this ed edd and eddy clip

"88 noscopes edward"

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The Flood / Re: What should I do musically right now?
« on: October 20, 2014, 10:37:20 AM »
forget the band, buy ableton and massive and become the best christian dubstep artist

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The Flood / Re: is it normal
« on: October 19, 2014, 11:27:07 PM »
bump 4 pediatrics

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The Flood / Re: homo erectus
« on: October 19, 2014, 11:26:15 PM »
how dare you steal this from me
what you gonna do about it bitch
i'll fuggin fite you
come at me

You see that badass motherfu­cker?

That's me. I can fu­cking wreck your non-lifting, pasty ass in the blink of an eye. You better take back that challenge.
1v1 me m8 i'll noscope you b4 u even leav the pregame lobby
I was the champion of the 2004 and 2005 Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing MLG tournaments.

If you think even for a second that you could ever best me in a quickscoping duel you are sadly mistaken.


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The Flood / Re: homo erectus
« on: October 19, 2014, 11:21:07 PM »
how dare you steal this from me
what you gonna do about it bitch
i'll fuggin fite you
come at me

You see that badass motherfu­cker?

That's me. I can fu­cking wreck your non-lifting, pasty ass in the blink of an eye. You better take back that challenge.

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The Flood / Re: homo erectus
« on: October 19, 2014, 11:15:40 PM »
herr ember!, herr ember!

how does one lure out homo erectus? frau yuno said cjicken is the best way. is that true?
watermelon, kool aid, purple drank, white bitches, government aid, things of that nature

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The Flood / Re: homo erectus
« on: October 19, 2014, 11:12:22 PM »
how dare you steal this from me
what you gonna do about it bitch

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The Flood / Re: homo erectus
« on: October 19, 2014, 09:59:12 PM »
But Ember-san, you are the homo erectus.
yes my penis is always erectus for the homos

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The Flood / homo erectus
« on: October 19, 2014, 09:57:20 PM »
Spoiler
according to the science guys the species of hominid preceding the evolution of modern humans was the homo erectus

is it a coincidence they look almost exactly like black people? i think not


this is conclusive proof that blacks are a subhuman race that are inherently inferior to the glorious aryans


and that concludes today's hitler youth meeting

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The Flood / Re: is it normal
« on: October 19, 2014, 06:12:03 PM »
um, bring him in so i can check it out
is your name dr. berkowitz
im his half-cousin twice removed replaced by a cow
eh close enough

ill bring him to you

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The Flood / Re: is it normal
« on: October 19, 2014, 06:10:37 PM »
um, bring him in so i can check it out
is your name dr. berkowitz

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The Flood / Re: is it normal
« on: October 19, 2014, 06:02:13 PM »
How big is it normally?

no homo
9 inches


like father like son
you must be pretty black
i live in the south and naturally im around a lot of black people, so my body mutated to fit in

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The Flood / Re: is it normal
« on: October 19, 2014, 05:57:49 PM »
How big is it normally?

no homo
9 inches


like father like son

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The Flood / Re: how often do you make memes?
« on: October 19, 2014, 05:56:51 PM »


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The Flood / is it normal
« on: October 19, 2014, 05:53:22 PM »
for your penis to retract completely back into your body after masturbation

my son timothy just came to me with this question and i was wondering if i should contact his pediatrician dr. berkowitz

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The Flood / Re: how often do you make memes?
« on: October 19, 2014, 05:12:06 PM »
i memed ur mum last night

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The Flood / Re: You must nuke one of these four states
« on: October 19, 2014, 02:55:17 PM »
Easily Florida.
dude i thought we were friends
Best get a plane out of there.
i guess ill go back to dubai and become an oil salesman

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The Flood / Re: You must nuke one of these four states
« on: October 19, 2014, 02:48:40 PM »
Easily Florida.
dude i thought we were friends

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The Flood / Re: Anime
« on: October 19, 2014, 02:16:46 PM »
it's a well known fact that anime is a result of the radiation left over from the hiroshima and nagasaki bombings


we didn't need three bombs; we needed enough to completely vaporize japan and convert the leftover irradiated sea into an exotic fishing zone

for america only of course

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The Flood / Re: >Naruto is 15 years old
« on: October 19, 2014, 12:30:13 PM »
>Pokemon Diamond and Pearl are 7 years old
i was incredibly weirded out the first time i realized this

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The Flood / Re: Found a furry weeaboo at a Ren fair...
« on: October 19, 2014, 12:22:18 PM »
lure it back to your lair so you can perform genetic experiments on it and create the first generation of half human half animal super soldiers

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