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The Flood / Re: god bless america
« on: October 27, 2014, 07:49:14 PM »
Jews are ruining this great land
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The Flood / god bless america
« on: October 27, 2014, 07:45:13 PM »
As I sit here in the land of freedom and glory, soaring on the wings of the bald eagle; I look down at the earth below me. Soaring over the crystal waters of the US Ocean toward 3rd world counties like Sweden and Germany, I am reminded that not everyone was lucky enough to be born into greatness. A single tear is shed as I weep at the thought of Denmark and Norway and the poverty they endure.

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The Flood / Re: jesus was a sjw
« on: October 27, 2014, 07:35:38 PM »
The year is 2129; humans can only communicate through increasingly garbled copy-pasta. A man approaches and says "ire: ███ 10 stroke dick ff ☑ EKT ☾ ☆ ¸. ?" In confusion, I reply "AT ASCII ຈل͜ل͜ຈຈ༽༽ノノ HA ʙᴏʟᴀ ヽ༼ಢ_ ♌ ❛ั∗)◞ TUCK F (◡‿◡✿)". This is the world we have wrought.

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The Flood / Re: jesus was a sjw
« on: October 27, 2014, 07:29:33 PM »
pls respond (´・ω・`)

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The Flood / Re: ember
« on: October 27, 2014, 07:19:41 PM »
yeah hashtag 90's kids represent

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The Flood / Re: jim
« on: October 27, 2014, 07:15:40 PM »
what am i ryle-senseichansan

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The Flood / jesus was a sjw
« on: October 27, 2014, 07:15:07 PM »
true story

but he was banned from tumblr for being white

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The Flood / Re: My name...
« on: October 27, 2014, 06:55:40 PM »
psh...nothin personnel...kid...

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The Flood / Re: rip lemy :(
« on: October 27, 2014, 06:46:23 PM »
rip in peperoni

1 like = 1 rip

pls no copi tzatziki

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The Flood / Re: twat did you say
« on: October 27, 2014, 06:35:02 PM »
i seriously need medical treatment

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The Flood / Re: Ryle's guide to breathing underwater
« on: October 27, 2014, 06:30:10 PM »
Quote
the water molecule has two hydrogen atoms

the hindenburg was filled with hydrogen when it blew up

therefore, drinking water will cause you to violently explode

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The Flood / what if deadmau5's tweets were motivational posters
« on: October 27, 2014, 06:28:01 PM »

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The Flood / Re: If you're on the east coast
« on: October 27, 2014, 06:24:59 PM »
>launching from maryland
what in the fuck

if it launched from florida like most other space missions i probably would be able to see it

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The Flood / Re: Okay seriously, I'm leaving
« on: October 27, 2014, 04:51:01 PM »
british people are literally retarded

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The Flood / Re: can I be a mod
« on: October 27, 2014, 04:49:25 PM »
depends

do you wat to clear halo of retards

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The Flood / Re: I'M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS
« on: October 27, 2014, 04:41:53 PM »
You fu­cked it up. You were supposed to make an alt called CrustingDinosaur or something.

Open the Door, get on the Floor, everybody walk the Dinosaur.
door you retard why didn't you do this
probably cuz im not retarded
that's debatable

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The Flood / Re: I'M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS
« on: October 27, 2014, 04:40:08 PM »
You fu­cked it up. You were supposed to make an alt called CrustingDinosaur or something.

Open the Door, get on the Floor, everybody walk the Dinosaur.
door you retard why didn't you do this

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The Flood / Re: twat did you say
« on: October 27, 2014, 04:16:42 PM »

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The Flood / twat did you say
« on: October 27, 2014, 04:08:13 PM »
i cunt hear you

i have an ear infucktion

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The Flood / Re: Once more and I report this site to adsense
« on: October 27, 2014, 04:06:22 PM »
DRAMA
R
A
M
AMARD

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The Flood / Re: Just think for a second.....
« on: October 26, 2014, 10:32:56 PM »
anime was sort of already around by the 60s

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The Flood / Re: #Destiny's Jimmies cannot recover
« on: October 26, 2014, 10:22:17 PM »
whoah what the hell

advanced warfare is out in 8 days?

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The Flood / Re: >banned from Plug.dj for playing music
« on: October 26, 2014, 09:46:34 PM »
since im obviously the most important person here, ill be the judge of what's annoying or not

what was he playing
I do not remember the title of the videos, so I cannot link you to them. They were really high pitched screeching sounds though.
It was music

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incapacitants

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitehouse_(band)
noise? fucking weaksauce brah

should have gone with neo nazi power electronics

or better yet, extratone

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The Flood / Re: >banned from Plug.dj for playing music
« on: October 26, 2014, 09:30:13 PM »
Whom decides what music is "excessively annoying?'
Everyone, when over half the people in the lobby downvote it. It is also obvious what constitutes as excessively annoying.
since im obviously the most important person here, ill be the judge of what's annoying or not

what was he playing

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Chris and the mum sounds like some dirty stuff mon
now that you put it that way

i think it's my new favorite flower name

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Shut up.
well that was a rather inappropriate response

do you need to be put in time out again
You're not my real Dad!
it's not my fault your real dad cut off his penis and became a stripper in serbia
Mum said we shouldn't talk about that.
you're right, it's best we don't

how about we just put this all behind us and i get you a globbernaught from the corner shop

what do you say son
Do we have enough shekels for a globbernaught?
my pyramid sche-i mean

my business

has been good lately, so yes

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Shut up.
well that was a rather inappropriate response

do you need to be put in time out again
You're not my real Dad!
it's not my fault your real dad cut off his penis and became a stripper in serbia
Mum said we shouldn't talk about that.
you're right, it's best we don't

how about we just put this all behind us and i get you a globbernaught from the corner shop

what do you say son

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Shut up.
well that was a rather inappropriate response

do you need to be put in time out again
You're not my real Dad!
it's not my fault your real dad cut off his penis and became a stripper in serbia

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The Flood / Re: Furry porn is okay on B.net guys
« on: October 26, 2014, 08:37:57 PM »
if you listen closely you can hear the faint sound of ryle masturbating vigorously

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